Snootcie Bootchies!
I just wish my comics had pissed off as many people.
Well Hyung that Short film was entertaining as well as educational. But more importantly, it taught me a verry important lesson. That lesson being that smoked gouda is a robust and meaty cheese, which is important to know because most people of asian background are lactose intolerant. With this knoweledge in hand I now know if I ever encounter Hyung, under any circumstances DO NOT give him cheese if you plan to spend more than a few minuets around him. He will eat mass quantities of said cheese and will then commence in releasing gas in excess.
Thank you for your time
Is this true Hyung?
I have a stunning idea for a chupaqueso-powered flaming methane jet cartooning display for the next Burning Man festival.
Grunt, we will be KNEE DEEP IN PUNK PUSSY.
Nice letter "T" up in the corner of the page, Hyung. Work long on it? Hyuck!
William G, Do you have to practice to be such a snarky bastard or does it just come naturally?
100% natural.
Like the breasts in California.
Or the brand name clothing here in Korea for that matter...
Direct link: Taxoplasma gondii present in 50%-80% of human populations, causes behavioral changes and increases risk of schizophrenia.
Updated commentry on resignation of George Deutsch and censorship of science that he took part in.
Both from digg.com
http://digg.com/science/
Do_you_h...brain_parasite_
http://digg.com/science/
The_Net_...e_people_resign
900 Danish websites, 1600 other Western websites defaced over Danish caricature of Prophet Muhammed
From slashdot.org
http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/02/...09/
142259.shtml
I should also add... Taxoplasma gondii's preferred host is cats. But of course all cat lovers know this. And by definition anyone worthy for my words love cats.
I don't like cats... most Koreans consider them filthy.
But I do like catgirls.
Whadda you mean you don't like cats?!
I knew there was something wrong with you, now i've got confirmation.
Oh, they'er fine... cute and all.
But it's dirty the way White folk live together with the animals... the same dirty way they wear their shoes indoors.
In fact I declare a JIHAD on your filth!
Jihad!
Linky! http://kidradd.com - it's like the watchmen of sprite comics. It starts slow but it just keeps getting better and better.
Sucks. I'm not gonna click, CLICK, click through every single panel, every single bit of dialogue.
> I don't like cats... most Koreans consider them filthy.
So filthy we'd eat them.
Did I tell this commentbox the story about the semi-wild cats in my former neighborhood in korea that liked to perform disappearing acts at nights? With plastic bags strewn about the morning after?
Well, they aren't filthy after you boil them clean, duh.
It's normal to live with people other than human people. They did a study in Germany. Kid's that grew up on farms had less problems with allergies and such. Trying to live outside the world is stupid and it's going to get us all killed if we don't wake up.
It's normal to live with ANIMALS other than human people.
Sure, but very few famers live in the barn, with them.
Depends on a lot of things. Human people have lived with an amazing number of other species as comensuals over the years.
And I have a pretty broad definition of what's a person
There's a difference between domestication/husbandry and the crazy cat lady (not you, but the stereotype).
And frankly, calling animals people is a insult to the animals, not us.
Scratch a cynic and you find a disappointed idealist.
Scratch a animal lover and you find a bored housewife witha jar of peanut butter.
Well now that's just stupid. Have you ever seen a cat's tongue? No, of course not. Just trust me, I can't see it being a very pleasent experience.
Different strokes for different folks.
Do you have some compulsion to always go for the lowest possible denominator or are you just really, really bored?
Why go out for hamburgers when there's steaks in the fridge?
I'm thinking that your aunt has the right idea.
I wish the people who said the comment box lacks any witty reparte could see this.
The video was seriously helpful, dude, the alignment of the eyes was exactly where I was having the most trouble. Wish more people would submit, but maybe you can just tear up old art forum submission. Tabachi's the whipping boy for a reason (hint, hint).
Five says that Lazy Cunt is really Morgue.
You loose! Pay up!
"In fact I declare a JIHAD on your filth!
Jihad!" (Hyung)
I declare a Fatwa on your Jihad!
This all reminds me, there's a bosintong place near the KTX station.
Not important, I was just reminded of it.
Awesome. It was ridiculous how they were all kicked out from Seoul in late 80's because of the Asian Games and the Olympics. Now I guess they're back in the city. Good to see they're making a comeback.
Which part of Seoul are you in, William?
>Sucks. I'm not gonna click, CLICK, click through every single panel, every single bit of dialogue.
I don't give a fuck, just link it, link boy.
Making a comeback?
They never truely left. Sure, a lot of them lost business and closed shop. But it couldn't have taken five years for the dog meat market to pick up again.
I suppose a few years is actually a long time for that kind of thing. The point is, it's not just making a comeback. It's been back for a long time now.
I declare a TP on your bunghole!
By the way, Hyung, here's a challenge for your comic artist skills.
Draw Bush sucking oil industry's dick while pissing on scientists and sodomizing the world with something. It'd help if Bush was pissing canine-like, with one leg held up high.
It'll help to show all of Middle East what true freedom of crass expression means.
Oh yeah. Also add a bunch of religious figures blessing Bush while he's doing all this too.
empraptor, you have no idea how tempted I am to just delete that.
The tutorial was insightful in a lot of ways, but mainly I found myself a bit surprised by Hyung's voice. I always thought he'd sound a lot lower. I wonder why. Now that I think about it a higher voice makes sense.
BTW the music wasn't groovy. Mwahahaha.
> empraptor, you have no idea how tempted I am to just delete that.
Which one? The request or the amendment for religious figures? Surely not both?
I admit the religious figures thing is pushing it.
How about TV evangelists blessing Bush? We gotta have let the portion of religious people who suppor Bush know what kind of acts they're promoting.
Heck, if Hyung won't make it I will. It'll take me months to get started and weeks to finish it. It will look horrible. But one way or another it will be done.
Another brilliant idea - the oil industry is drawn as a personified oil drum, with a cigar in one hand over Earth, piling ash onto Earth as Bush sodomizes it.
>BTW the music wasn't groovy.
I'll use some Eurofag dance beats next time
>Another brilliant idea
These ideas are neither brilliant, funny, original, thought provoking, or in anyway interesting.
It's hard to do political schtick without being blatantly obvious... and aside from the preaching to the choir problem... 90% just aren't funny.
I was doing this cartoon on the Mohammad thing... and you know... I realized I really don't give a shit. I was aiming for the educational angle.... using some Star Trek references... and really, I'm Korean, an American, and an Asshole, I don't care!
Last thing, the last thing I care about is some hadji rag-head savages Ooga-Booga-ing over some 'toons...
So I wrote this long rant on it and now I don't know what to do with it. Too much work to draw it out... maybe I'll use some photos...
Fuck Bush, etc...
> These ideas are neither brilliant, funny, original, thought provoking,
> or in anyway interesting.
Of course they are. They were inspired by your comment on being fucked up the ass by Bush. Aren't you the shining source of all things original and funny?
Well, it was never about demonstrating freedom of speech anyway. I just like portraying Bush as a dirty whore. Because he is. Dirtier than most DC whores.
Dirty dirty diry. Someone pour bleach over him.
The whole idea, it's just stupid and on the level of drawing a picture of your teacher as if she were frankenstein or something.
I would suggest Bush getting stuck into a couple of tar babies labled Afganistand and Iraq.
>Aren't you the shining source of all things original and funny?
Yes, me and three other guys. We form the Comedic Illuminati and control all the world's flow of funny. One of us is a jew, none is a chick.
Actually depending on how it's drawn, you might get a giggle or two...
C'mon, how can you hate Bush... he's just a pimple, a white head, a symthum of the filth that belies the systemic corruption... and other such blah, blah, fight the power, blah, bl;ha...
I think he's just way over his little head...
He could have had a great life as a small town mayor, occational going on a bender or two, like Quimbly in the Simpsons.
He is also the source of many things prurient and juvenile.
But not all. http://community.livejournal.com...art/
101557.html
> The whole idea, it's just stupid and on the level of drawing a picture of your teacher as if she were frankenstein or something.
Oh, no. It's on a whole different level. It's like drawing a picture of your teacher giving a blowjob and sodomizing while giving a golden shower.
> I would suggest Bush getting stuck into a couple of tar babies labled
> Afganistand and Iraq.
What's with you and tar babies?
Though I admit that does sound better. Can he sodomize the tar babies?
NO! Because the story of Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby is _the_ perfect metaphor for what that cabal of idiots has done.
Isn't Tar Baby a racial slur? I didn't know there was a "tar baby" to begin with.
Yes and also other things.
The story, http://home.nycap.rr.com/cyclone...ots/
tarbaby.htm
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/...l?
date=19990212
Feel the loving, you peepee-bouchers
Just my luck.
I hope for witty and amusing,
and I get crude and stupid.
No wit for you.
Would kitten loving cheer you up?
The music makes me taste flouride.
You're right, it is a good metaphor, but it requires too much research. What's the point of a comic if you have to look up stuff :P
not nessesarily, have bush drawn with bunny ears with both feet and one hand stuck into a vaugly human shaped black drippy mess labled Iraq, one arm drawn back for a mighty punch and saying one of the many stupid things he's said about victory over Iraq and most people will get the general idea, and a few would get the reference.
Really? Most people don't know about the tar baby story?
I read the story back when I was a kid in Korea. It was that Amerian version, too. With fox and rabbit.
Maybe it was disney book. Did Disney Disnify the story at one point?
And see how good I'm about trying to make Hyung happy with my spaces? I love him so.
Yeah, Song of the South.
I read the same book, I think.
And no, this wasn't a request for HSK to actually do it.
Urgh, DFG turned my kittens into daisies... care-bear powers... fading...
Did not!
> And no, this wasn't a request for HSK to actually do it.
Well, if anyone does it I think Osama bin Laden should be the fox, laughing his ass off in the bushes with a knife named Jihad.
There should also be the smouldering remains of a... briar(what is that exactly?) patch named Freedom(or USA or Consitution) behind in the path Bush took to get to the tar babies.
I just don't know what you would name the bush Osama's using to hide, but I suppose it doesn't have to be named.
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