Since nobody seems to comment anymore, I'm just going to have to do it myself. Blah blah good piece that happened to my sister once and be sure you check out this thing over here blah and the other, [witty conclusion]!
Ian | Homepage | 12.23.03 - 1:32 pm | #

That's sad... you sad little man. So Sad, sad, sad, sad. By the way, you never told us what the hottest toys are... well? I'm waiting!
NBG | 12.23.03 - 3:19 pm | #

Hottest toys:

5. Bucky the Mad Cow
4. Dick Cheney Action Figure with Working Defibrillator Paddles (Batteries not included)
3. Michael Jackson's Neverland Playset and Psychiatric Ward
4. A Very Darya Christmas
3. Rock 'Em-Sock 'Em Shortstops featuring A-Rod & Nomar
2. A Wrapped Douche

and the Number One Hottest Toy of 2003:

1. Paris Hilton's Home Porno Kit
Ian | Homepage | 12.23.03 - 6:16 pm | #

I can't believe I didn't make the hottest toys list this year. Come on, what could be better than a rolling ball of poop that picks up drug dealers and other dreg types and kills them with nasty poop bacteria? I have less and less faith in this country every day.
Dewey the Dung Beatle | 12.24.03 - 12:20 pm | #