Bring It

Thanks for blog fighting me, Ian. I shall give you my rebuttal next Tuesday. Promise.


Gravatar There should be more outrage. Can I start it?


Gravatar Do I have to fight you, too? On how many fronts can WULAD's blog-fighting force simultaneously operate, I wonder.


Gravatar i just... wow, i'm... god damnit.


Gravatar You can use my super hula ass pounding technique - I just want it back by next week.


Gravatar Wait- wait, don't get me wrong here. I don't want to fight, I just want to get really pissed-off about something.


Gravatar I don't want to see any ass-pounding here-- we can go to Andrew Sullivan's blog for that.

I just want to see someone get their blog's ass kicked.


Gravatar Jeff Gannon? Is that you?


Gravatar This is redolent of the heady vapors of hatin' on the alpha male. How stultifying that cyberspace is not immune from the etchings of testosterone.

Picking a blogfight is like erotomania; the stalker is almost always lower, socioeconomically, than their chosen stalkee. So when someone calls out someone else, it's sort of like they're simultaneously getting above themselves and goin' on a date with their bloggin' idol.

Actual entertaining blogfightesque event: Lileks got pounded in the ass not long ago by James Fallows, but he was asking for it, and that wasn't a blog fight as much as a beta male who couldn't control his anger and got bitchslapped for it. Lileks is a tool.

That said, I don't want none of wulad. Maybe I should pick a blogfight as an art project with some little girl on angelfire and see what happens.


Gravatar Aw man, Ian, you hear the stuff he's been saying about your mother? People are laughing, man.

Just kidding. But what fight would be complete without the instigating onlookers?


Gravatar So you know, picking blog fights with other guys is gay. Seriously. Why don't you two just, like, suck each others weiners or hold hands or whatever? Homos.

If you want to get action going, pick on a relatively young girl. It insures you'll be seen as both bullying and jealous. Then you get lots of comments and emails which, if you're skilled, can eventually turn into nude webcam pictures.


Gravatar And don't forget the anti-Semitism!


Gravatar I never forget the anti-Semitism.


Gravatar Dale: Only on the internet could I be considered an "alpha male."


Gravatar Where you want the keg, Bronco? Move those faggy jazz instruments.


Gravatar Welll done!


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