I bought the vegan bacon once, and cooked it for a lady in the morning. She never called back.
Gene | Homepage | 06.30.05 - 4:29 pm | #

Are you sure it was the bacon? Seems like there could've been other factors involved.
Ian | Homepage | 06.30.05 - 5:23 pm | #

Maybe the spelt toast, but spelt toast ALWAYS works with the ladies.
Gene | Homepage | 06.30.05 - 11:04 pm | #

Vegan bacon reminds me of my old boyfriend's comment that everything in The Moosewood Cookbook tastes good when you add sausage.
Elayne | Homepage | 07.01.05 - 9:57 am | #

I got vegetarian Canadian bacon once, and used it to make Hawaiian pizza when a veg-head friend was over.

Yeeeegh.
Carl the Big Fool | Homepage | 07.01.05 - 10:45 am | #

Funny stuff!@! :)
The American Mastodon | Homepage | 07.01.05 - 12:10 pm | #

I don't believe you.
Ian | Homepage | 07.01.05 - 1:50 pm | #

You should!
The American Mastodon | Homepage | 07.06.05 - 3:07 pm | #

What are Chubbs?
anon nymus | 07.21.05 - 11:12 am | #

Chubbs.
Ian | Homepage | 07.21.05 - 11:31 am | #

I eat the Morningstar Farms veggie bacon strips. I think they are vegan. They're pretty good on toast with mayonnaise. Also I have overnight guests at times. So it is possible I have said that sentence, only I would have said "fake" instead of "vegan".
Jenny | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 11:23 pm | #

umm I'm australian aboriginal thank you very much!
Nikki | 07.28.05 - 9:46 pm | #

Whoops. That was supposed to say, "I have what you might call a fetish for Australian Aboriginal women over the age of 100."

Let me know if you're over 100 and I'll get back to the drawing board.
Ian | Homepage | 07.29.05 - 11:00 am | #

"Please pass the chubbs"?

You'll hear that from time to time at the Local Bagel and Smoked Fish Emporium...because a chub is a smoked whitefish. Damn tasty, too.
Elisson | Homepage | 03.03.08 - 8:59 am | #