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Gravatar Fantastic. I'm taking my kids to a concert this weekend (The Evens) and may order up some Hearos for them!


Gravatar they make my earwax feel pretty!


Gravatar You're so going to turn your eardrums gay.


Gravatar wait. are they, like, smaller or something? because i have a really hard time wearing earplugs since i have small, lady-like ear openings. maybe you should start making specialty products for women (and men) who are orificactorly challenged--tiny earplugs; tiny straws, tiny dildos--you name it. and you wouldn't even be constrained by the pink limitation (although small things are always cuter when they are the color of pepto bismal).


Gravatar As far as I can tell, they're no smaller than the manly man earplugs. In fact, I had a hard time removing one this morning due to the vacuum effect--I was afraid I was going to pull my eardrum out. However, you may be on to something with the orificactorly-challenged bit. (I think there's already a lesbian punk band called "tiny dildos," though.) Stand up for tiny orifices, Dewey!


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