This entire season was a sorry experiment in the NBA-country fusion. Your DVD should include clips of the all stars reacting to Big & Rich. And Dikembe Mutombo should host.
I'd go with Bryant Reeves. I hear he's available.
Dikembe want cookie!
Does the fact that I've heard a version of the "who wants to sex Dikembe?" story where he drops trou lend it more credence or push it towards "urban legend" territory?
It's not an urban legend. My friend's brother went to Georgetown right when Dikembe was servin' it up for the Hoyas, and he told me how Dikembe would walk into the local bars (you know, your typical St. Elmos Fire bar), whip out what was apparently an impressive piece, and scream out "Who wants to sex Dikembe tonight?" I've subsequently tried this maneuver at some bars in manhattan, and for various reasons it doesn't have the same effect.
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