Only in Matt Millen's mind can a Kitna/McCown/Orlovsky depth chart not render QB a "need position.">/i>
Truer words never spoken . . . yet the first "Simpsons" character my mind wanders to when I think of Millen is not Homer but rather Gil the salesman. I can just picture Millen up in the owner's box at Ford Field (assuming they still let him up there) after Kitna's first 4-INT performance wailing, "Damn, that felt like a playoff season!"
By the way, the American Schadenfreude Association (ASA) has assigned Marcus Vick's undrafted-and-so-far-not-even-signed-as-a-free-
agent status a preliminary score of 95 out of a possible 100.
No fun indeed. What a boring fucking lig.
I watched zero minutes of the draft. I was took busy sending hate mail to Lloyd Carr.
By the way and I'm covering this on the Coachella day 2 round-up later...the Karen O=Ned Flander's opinions on Woody Allen movies was the most spot-on thing I've ever seen in my life. It didn't make sense to me at the time, but the entire time I was watching her set at Coachella that thought kept on echoing throughout my mind. I really think they could've been a very good band if she just hadn't been in it. She might be the most un-sexy female rock star of all time (save for Joplin and Mama Cass). i'd even take carol king over Karen O and I fucking hate Carol King.
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