Haha. Dead Guy's not one for cheap shots. Why dispute about the very concept of rising from the dead when he can pedantize the number of days it was done after death?

Hooray for Dead Guy making an appearance, anyway. You were missed.
James No. 7 | 04.16.06 - 12:27 pm | #

Yay! DG's back! I love when JC talks about business days. I wonder if he got his MBA.
lensma | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 7:52 pm | #

Freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!! Coffee-spurting-out-the-nose hilarious! Thank you.
frstlymil | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 11:19 pm | #

Damn, I never thought of THAT. Another bogus christian belief. And if you include all the interpretations of the 10 commandments, there are like 5956 commandments. Hang THAT in some southern courthouse! You'd have to take down all the bunting and NASCAR posters.
Bud Buckley | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 7:18 am | #

That also explains the Shroud of Turin. He was so worried about when it would be ready, that he never got around to having it cleaned!

Welcome back DG. It's never exactly good to see your face, but it sure beats the dogsnot out of some of the others who have been there.
William Bollinger | 04.17.06 - 7:30 am | #

THE BEST! (Isn't it funny..I was thinking the same thing about the 3 days thing yesterday at church! Could be one of those "mysteries" my church is always going on and on about.)

Have a good week! Enjoy Marathon Monday!
nat | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 8:27 am | #

Hey, I heard they found the Gospel of Judas. Is this it?
Doug | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 10:36 am | #

i love it when you piss off the savior, dead guy...
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 2:42 pm | #

JAMES: he missed you, too.
LENSMA: University of Phoenix online degree.
FRST: it's always coffee. Doesn't anyone spit Tea? Or Postum?
BUD: that's what we do here.
WB: thanks. I think.
NAT: aka "Patriot's Day."
DOUG: Do those two sentences go together? Can read that two ways. :}
DAWN: And I love to piss him off, Dawn.
ignatius dedd | 04.17.06 - 2:55 pm | #

Only Dead Guy could split hairs with Jesus and get away with it! Yowie!
zendawg | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 3:13 pm | #

Remind me to not use your for a Heavenly Reference...
anywho, your Yahoo club thing has the link site wrong - thought you'd want to know. It's spelled
http://deadguylives.blogpost.com
instead of BLOGSPOT.
Just trying to help a brotha out, for shizzle.
Peace out, word to your Mother, and slap the skin twict.
Tish | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 4:55 pm | #

ZEN: yeah...I bet "Cathy" wouldn't have the nerve.
TISH: This brotha says, "THANKS!"
Ignatius Dedd | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 5:19 pm | #

Did He get paid overtime for being on the cross? After all, most of it was during the weekend.
Tom Harper | Homepage | 04.17.06 - 10:10 pm | #

I blame it on those ancient Jewish guys that wrote the Gospels. Doing something in two days, but charging for three... yes, we are sneaky like that!

And proud of it, too!
Goldie | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 10:17 am | #

this is giving me a headache.
karma | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 11:37 am | #

But when is a day a day? I mean is 24 hours really one day? Or is a day 23.6355466235245 hours? What if you have an eclipse? Does that count as two days?

And when someone raises from the dead do they smell? Do they have maggots all over them?

See why I just stick with the philosophy of Zen? Now I am going clap with one hand. Thanks for the laugh ID.
Ole Blue | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 1:09 pm | #

You know I never did understand the days. Thanks for confusing me even further
pia | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 2:29 pm | #

TH: I thought that was on Friday.
GOLDIE: and we'll leave it at that, K?
KARMA: me too. me too.
BLUE: Clap with one hand, smoke with the other....THAT'S philosophy.
PIA: No problem. Hopefully, the next few weeks of Dead Guy will bring much more confusion.
ignatius dedd | 04.18.06 - 4:53 pm | #

It's the little things ....for sure.
cooper | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 9:41 pm | #

Bagging out JC is always a winner. And on Easter! But, it can only come second to bagging out Bush, of course
Benjamin Solah | Homepage | 04.19.06 - 7:36 am | #

Yay! Jesus makes another appearance!

And congrats on the television spot! Man, that's pretty cool to have that kind of exposure. Keep it up Dedd!
Mojotek | Homepage | 04.19.06 - 4:56 pm | #

COOPER: Is that a song?
BEN: I'll get to him on July 4.
MOJO: Jesus Christ. Semi-regular character.
ignatius dedd | 04.19.06 - 7:17 pm | #

LOve the UPN 38 Boston video mate
PS
Please note I changed my blogsite URL
You rock !!
dom | Homepage | 04.21.06 - 9:59 pm | #

Terrific! Congratulations on the very nice television interview.
pauline | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 7:26 am | #

Hey those were hotel days. You know , three days, two nights in Vegas.
Dr. John | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:57 am | #

YEA! I was wondering ...

And UPS rush 2 business days means TWO BUSINESS DAYS; it does not include Saturday and Sunday, so REMEMBER that the next time you delay ordering your child's gifts!!!

(sorry, working in a Call Center gets to me sometimes...)

The best thing about busting on JC is that he always forgives you. Right?

(of course, the real question is, is he laughing, too? I'm guessing he is.)
dddragon | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 12:11 pm | #

Dom: got it. will do.

Pauline: thanks.

Dr.: confused here...:}

DDD: Let's hope, eh?
I.D. | 04.22.06 - 7:49 pm | #