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YIPPEE, I am first!
Love this one, IM. My plan is to have a dramatic death that will garner at least a full hour on the Biography Channel. OR FX. Whichever has the highest bid, that is.
Ha! It sucks to be old.
As a legal representative for the Olive Garden, I insist that you cease and desist publication of this cartoon at once. And you should try the seafood portofino--it's actually not that bad.
I never figured you as the Olive Garden type.
hey, if it's true you shit and piss yourself when you die, you might as well be on the can anyway! my question is - who wipes these dead people's asses?
TISH: well, I can't say "cool, I'm looking forward to it," now, can I? :}
KIM: it sucks for THAT guy, anyway.
LENSMA: Wow. Maybe we can talk about a cooperative ad thing.
CHRISSY: I'm not. For me, it's Red Lobster, all the way. Hang on...I'm feeling a little queasy...
DAWN: We do, once China takes over the world. :}
The Olive Garden - glad it's not on my list.
A shot to the head looks fine in comparison but I'm sure there will be someone that will deserve to have to clean up the mess I make if the toilet is where my train takes off.
Nice one.
If I'm gonna die on the can, I might as well go to Taco Bell and have omething really fibrous.
Funny, I feel that way every time I emerge from the IHOP.
The Olive Garden always makes me shit.
Beware the garden of the olives and the overuse of the olive oil. The reaper has spoken!
He shoulda had the salmon mousse.
COOPER: next your gonna say you've never been to Pizza Hut.
TOM: bowl o' bran, my man. bowl 'o bran.
MAD: Are you using the regular or blueberry syrup.
KIM: Mariah Carey does that to me.
NAT: I don't think it was the oil...
WB: o.k. Now I'M sick.
Tick, tock, tick, tock.
GRIM REAPER: The ultimate control freak. Speaking of which - what became of that apprentice? Did "he" walk after all?
You see, that would not have happened if he had eaten at a real Italian place, and he could have had wine, which prevents against strokes! He deserves to die on the john with his pants around his ankles! If it is good enough for Elvis it is good enough for the old geezer. Speaking of Italian I am going to lunch. I need to remember to drink a glass of wine.
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DOUG: hey, keep it down.
O_C: I don't know. I'm like a reptile...after I birth 'em, they're on their own.
BLUE: Of...if he'd just done what the commercial says and taken his GasX...
What was an old man like that doing eating the spicy food anyway. Askin' fer it I tell you.
Maybe they could play a nice game of chess?
I.M. : Definitely maple over blueberry. I'm not into that nouveau crap.
FRST: he's only 30. It's all that Olive Garden food, I tell you.
MAD: plus the blueberry just plain SUCKS, too.
So is it a better feeling to be on TV or Sar's sote?
DOUG: equal. But neither is as good as when when a little kid looks up into my eyes and says, "Mr. Dedd, when I grow up, I wanto to be just like you." Adulation is great, but it's really all about touching people.
Hey, if dying on the can is good enough for Elvis than it's good enough for me.
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