Oooh I wrote a poem too:

Beans Beans
Are good for your heart

The more you eat them
The more you fart

The more you fart
The better you'll feel

So eat your beans
With every meal.

Yes, I wrote that poem.
Illanna | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 11:14 am | #

By the way, you must read that poem in a distinguished accent, sort of like Frasier.
Illanna | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 11:15 am | #

Aaaah! You're right--Kelly is fabulicious! And so are you!
NYC Mouse | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 11:17 am | #

Illanna, I thought that you wrote the lovely song "Diarrhea....." some people think it's funny, but it's really soft and runny.....etc.


Hila,
I am sorry that the poetic muse is ill. Mine is overly-medicated, and wants very badly to sound like a Hallmark card, circa 1972....."What is a husband? A circle unbroken, a wing unplucked, a hot tub for soakin', then a big cluster f*ck"

Hope that you move to AZ, because apparently (the humidity was under 30% here yesterday, but still very high, and I cannot move today) I will NOT be making it anywhere where grass grows EVER again!!!!! I have had it! Everything is brown here, and what I used to think was pretty is now just dirty. Like the laundry.
kikiluscious
kiki | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 12:02 pm | #

HAH!

Illanna's best song is the operatic ditty she sang for us at Bryant Park.
Kelly | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 1:00 pm | #

I've written quite a few dirty limericks, all of them about people from Nantucket. If you are really nice to me, maybe I will share them with you.
Lindsey | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 4:44 pm | #