a hermaphrodite.
andrea | 08.27.09 - 11:22 pm | #

"Quaff'n'puff". Beer glass with an ashtray notch in the rim to hold your cigarette.
dumbeast | 08.26.09 - 4:00 pm | #

"Pastalix" - Passion Fruit nighttime toothpaste - Passion Fruit extract has calming effects, so you can brush your teeth at night and fall asleep easier! Plus, you'll probably dream you are on a trip to the tropics!
Renata | 07.12.09 - 1:35 am | #

Cell phone/ Tazer combo
mark | 07.03.09 - 10:30 pm | #

neX-Ray Vision Glasses to foresee the consequences of your actions. Toddlers wouldn't understand that the two are related, teens wouldn't believe it would happen to them, young adults would be too scared to move, young parents would think 'Oh wow!, really?' and mean it, older parents would think 'Gee! No kidding! Really?' and smirk, politicians would publicly deny they really work, and unethical CEO's would tell you they already looked and things will be better than rosy, but writers would continue to write! Isn't that right?
Dwight | Homepage | 06.22.09 - 2:12 am | #

"the ultimate" ... penis-in-vagina
Anonymous | 06.01.09 - 11:43 am | #

Keyboard with hair twirler.
Katherine Gotthardt | Homepage | 04.30.09 - 7:08 am | #

coffee with tooth whitener
Marc Horowitz | Homepage | 04.28.09 - 3:36 pm | #

Candy toothbrush.
Zach | 04.25.09 - 7:17 pm | #

Vodka with nicotine in it
Bettina Hubby | Homepage | 04.24.09 - 8:35 am | #

Dish washing fluid that comes with a hand that will wash the dishes for you.
suzette | 04.23.09 - 8:27 am | #

back in my prison days I would have killed for a foot-long hot dog with a hack-saw blade in it.

Hot-Saw? Hack-dog?


I'm hungry
Josh Knepper | Homepage | 04.23.09 - 6:12 am | #

a cantaloupe with a spoon that comes inside it
Marc Horowitz | Homepage | 04.22.09 - 11:30 am | #