Wow you're such a great writer. You always can turn a story that would take a minute or so to tell into a brilliant masterpiece.

There were so many quotables It was ridiculous. The roach analogy was the only one that came to mind without having to re-read the whole thing again. lol.


thanks for the compliment.

and everybody can identify with the roach one. LOL
Brothers' Blog | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 3:51 pm | #

Hey there!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I really like this post!

And that photo of the baby is just hilarious!!

(smiles)

Lisa


thanks for stopping by lisa!
BlackWomenBlowTheTrumpet | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 4:40 pm | #

Hey Nikki...I love this post because I have always wondered what the woman felt like on the other side of the receiver when she's getting a call from some guy, be it me or who-ever.
This gives me a peek into a side of the world that neither I (nor most guys) understand. Great Post. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.


i had a wonderful thanksgiving!

and this story isn't over yet. it gets worse. LOL
Keith | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 6:22 pm | #

Boredom is a mutherfucker! If I could count the number of times I told some random to stop through because I was bored only to seriously wonder if I need to be committed to the nearest mental institution 5 minutes after they come through the door.

Thankfully I have no problem telling someone to go. Now.


BWAAHAAHAAHAAHA! i feel good knowing i'm not the only one. and thank goodness you can tell them to get out. nothing worse than a guy who don't know when to leave.
RunningMom | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 9:31 pm | #

Hey, first time here....great read. I must say it was rather lengthy but at least I finished.

Am also in that mood this Friday and the sniffles make it even worse


thanks for stopping by emi! yes, it is quite long. if you come back, you'll see that's a regular occurence with me, which is why my blog is an acquired taste...folk gotta not have shit else to do. LOL
Emi's | Homepage | 11.28.08 - 11:17 pm | #

Lol, this was a good one, long as hell though.



I KNOW I KNOW. the bane of my existence is my loquaciousness.
Mike | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 9:06 am | #

Those guys are NEVER harmless Luv!


I see he is going to be in trouble if you're even a smidgen more bored than now!


you ain't told nothing but the truth! it just takes me a while to figure it out. lol
QQ | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 1:53 pm | #

Lawd...


and u ain't even heard the half of it yet...
Hassan | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 3:16 pm | #

This going to get interesting....


yes, as i will actually finish this one. LOL
epsilonicus | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 8:04 pm | #

sigh.

Boredom and Periods.

Two things that make women stupid.

Great story Nikki.

BTW, I am borrowing your point system.


boredom and periods are a woman's worst nightmare when paired together! and the point system works! only thing is, i don't use it all the time which is when i end up with the fools.
Bam | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 11:06 pm | #

Let's see...

* "...swaddled swine..."
* The whole roach thing...
* "...toothpick stabbing..."
* Good use of the word "whore". (It's really underused in our society these days.)
* Damn...I didn't know you were a Rattler (too)


u mean out of all the times we've talked, my rattler status never came up?!? color me shocked, cuz i knew you were a product of famu.
Mau | Homepage | 11.29.08 - 11:34 pm | #

Please do NOT blog that you saw this cat! PLEASEEEEEEE!
ladynay | 11.30.08 - 11:22 am | #

"but i'm not trying to battle my man for the bottom position."

That is too funny.

I am not one for monster d*ck either. I doubt stabbing me in the heart will make me feel good.

I hate when guys call me and I have nothing to do so talking to them on the phone "seems" like a good idea. Then I get off the phone like now why did you do that? *sigh.
Sharon | Homepage | 11.30.08 - 6:33 pm | #

That's why I don't give dudes my number I know I'm not interested in. B/c the one day I'm bored, he will call. Then I would start wondering "why did I give him my number?" Then he will start calling often.

Can't wait for part 2.
thoughtsofsoutherngal | Homepage | 12.01.08 - 1:42 pm | #

This is why I try to avoid going out at all when Auntie Flo visits. She has the tendency to embarrass me sometimes. Always getting in my head.

After that movie, I can't seem to look at chiwetel ejiofor the way you do.
RealHustla | Homepage | 12.01.08 - 2:34 pm | #

oh, the things we do when we're bored. i've taken to deleting dude's phone numbers when i find out how whack they are. since i don't answer calls from unanswered numbers, i'm guaranteed not to succumb to boredom.
blkbutterfly | Homepage | 12.01.08 - 10:02 pm | #

Boredum is a bitch who will get you into some seriiiiiious trouble.

Trust me when I say I know!! LOL
Ms. Behaving | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 4:20 pm | #

I cant believe I havent been back here in so long! Of course you are brilliant as ever Sis!
I would LOVE to read a Manga starring the Crimson Bitch! LOL
T.S. Snowden | Homepage | 12.09.08 - 7:17 pm | #

Seriously, you are too fucking funny.

You're the Dog's fucking bollocks.
J | Homepage | 01.14.09 - 9:53 pm | #