whatchutalkinbout folk?
"actually, 'facedown' has potential for greatness in theory, but it's tied moreso to death than sex."
ROFLMAO!!!! Too fuckin' funny!
As for truth or dare - I woulda been in too. I like the adventurous freaky shit.. lol.
yeah, he hit me at my weak spot fa sho.
OMG! Where to begin, you are too much. Many many loud hahahas, and hehehehes.
i was laughing as i experienced it, so we're even.
One more thing, I woke up in the middle of the night sniggling to that "keep hips moving" "I love you," "cool" thing. Funny, funny. Sometimes people need to remember what it is, and stay on mission.
i totally agree with you. it caught me off guard and almost stole my high. LOL
LOL, Suge gon' be mad at you...more importantly, I'm enjoying this battle of wits right here...there have been many a time where I just wanted to hang up, but didn't have the heart to.
suge gonna have to find me first!
Ha!
We are going to need to find some activities for you, so that you are not sitting there bored.
You made many mistakes in this convo with dude.
Obviously, you are dealing with a cat that does not realize that you are not into him. He will continue to push ahead if you leave him with any glimmer of hope.
And I would advise that you pass on the idea of pimping buddy as a conduit to meet his friends. Certainly, he would have already alerted his friends that he is putting in his bid. That means that you are now off limits.
DANG. you're right, i can't pimp him. i don't think i wanna date his friends anyway. birds of a feather and all that.
This story just gets better and better. ANd you barely 37 mins in. lol. He wild for coming with that truth or dare at the end. This can't end well. lol.
whether it ends well or not depends on the perspective, but i'll let you determine that one. LOL
Oh hell nawl...truth or dare. I thought he was go say something like meeting up for a bite to eat.
well, the conversation ain't over yet. the invite might happen further down the road.
earthy? down? truth or dare?
HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE!
but if i hang up the phone, i have nothing to write about!!!
ummm i'm mad you held the phone all that time! lol next time hang up
and ummm you got me singing
*face down ass up thats the way we like to f*ck* lol gotta love uncle luke lol
leave it to you to bring up uncle luke witcha freaky ass. LOL
You are a dangerous person with time on your hands, lol
indeed i am. i'm quite dangerous with other things in my hands, too.
OMG I promise you are a DAMN fool LOL
but my foolery provides entertainment for others, so it has a purpose.
It's your blog damn it and you have every right to give me the long or the short version of your story but please, do not strangle nobody. With or withour latex gloves.
she's close to getting it either way.
Nikki you are soo funny and I love the way you tell a story.I'm still
lmao because I've been on both sides of a conversation like that before and it's no fun on either side.
that's why i enjoy writing about it, cuz i know too many of us can relate. LOL
Betch... You Never stood a chance...a negro in this time and day asks about YOU!??
I KNOW. just when i thought i was winning, he pulled out his secret weapon and bombed my whole spot. hopefully i'll recover by the next go round 
if your not intrested just tell the dude,,,,,uuummm the pains of love.How r u dear?
hey! thanks for stopping through! you know, sometimes i put myself in situations just so i have something to write about. LOL
Nikki- I didn't know you were from
NYC....I thought you were an earthy
southern gal..a georgia peach.
i was born in brooklyn, raised in atlanta. in other words, i'm like the r.kelly/ jay-z concert tour...best of both worlds. i usually say i'm a ga peach with a northern bite.
be safe
and glad u got that off your chest - lol
and it is your blog
and u an ego - never
See that there...LOL
It's reason #3,487 why I don't even pick up my phone no mo'!!
Had to learn the hard way [myself] that It don't pay to drop hints...
These days, you gotta give it to em' straight [no damn chaser].
Save yourself the headache!
men just dont know when to catch a hint that you dont want to be bothered.
females are the same damn way!!!
I love the way you write. Or tell your stories. It's like reading a good book.
LOl at wanting to get off the phone until they say so tell me about you.
I think men know that is how to get a woman to stay on the phone.
Oh I can't wait for the truth and dare part.
ROFL, no you didn't post up Shug on the ground! HAHAHAHAHA! That was the cherry on the sundae!
NIKKI!!!!
Man, I didn't realize how much I missed reading your blogs. I blog rarely since I barely even have enough time in the day to sleep.
It's good to be back over in your neighborhood again.
Nikki's earthy tail got a NEW man!!
(I see you. Stop giving me the evil eye)...
This was TOO funny, chile. TOO funny.
I love your sarcasm.
It's very Dr. House. I don't know if you watch that... but.
"Girl you deep, Like I'm a pothole or something."
I fell out laughing.
B
I like you. You're...earthly
lmaooooooo! you're hilarious
omg!!! you are hilarious!!! i'm ova here rollin!
The Suge Knight photo! I was rolling over here!!
OMG! Almost forgot how funny you were, Nikki! And this....
he resorts to the most low down dirty, filthy, heinous, devious tactic in the history of repartee combat, a nimble inquiry piercing through my indifference until it exposes the most vulnerable part of me...
my ego.
I lost it when I got to that part! Seriously! And it's not just because I'm inebriated, either! (I think.)
Let me state that ...I did NOT read the whole post...
I fell in love with...or rather to Jerry Maguire this moment..."you had me at"...
"my intellect is bent over, awaiting its cerebral spanking."
Can I just say I heart your writing...
Umm, but then I skimmed and I saw "latex gloves"...even though I don't know what YOU used the latex gloves for...I know what I use the latex gloves for and ...I heart you again for saying latex gloves.
Heeeeey Nik...sup yo!
"the bomb falls from my lips, it's descent tailed by a whistling noise as it drops from the sigh...
"cool."
As a literature teacher, I have to say sensory image you employ here is SO awesome! When I read your stuff, I feel like I am putting on glasses that help me see the ironic, amusing nuances in life in a way I never see them on my own. Sometimes I wish I could be creative, clever you for a day, but reading your blog is the next best thing!
Have been away from the blogosphere in a while.
I'm reminded why i fuckin like your blog so much.
Too fuckin funny. Fuckin love it.
The words + the pics = You the gaffer.
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