Finally! Thanks for posting.

um," he began, hesitance in his stance, "i inherited it from my gran-gran after she died."

lmao now come on....... dead leff? haha
leonie | 09.29.08 - 6:39 pm | #

Are you kidding? Iiiii wanna fuck on that bed. Gram gram is resting comfortably now. Why'd he have to say that ish anyway?

OMG, a sistah could shole use a tree trunk right now!
RealHustla | Homepage | 09.29.08 - 7:21 pm | #

**DEAD**

When you asked where he got the bed from that would have been a fine time to lie. What you don't know....

I always wondered how it would be to get fucked on those beds.
thoughtsofsoutherngal | Homepage | 09.30.08 - 12:12 pm | #

SHUT UP @ dude having a vibrating bed! LMAO!!!! I aint able…I’m still reading and hoping you made an excuse to leave!!!!

OMG…*snickering* @ doin it in his ole gran gran’s bed! LMAO!

*side eye* @ yet ANOTHER chapter..make that a *SUPER side eye*

I'm with Southern...he should have lied, but something tells me in the end it didn't matter.
Opinionated Diva | Homepage | 09.30.08 - 12:17 pm | #

ummm see i was all excited when i read this " admire the skill necessary for him to get me from arrival to bent over and butt-ass naked before my mind caught on."
then i kept reading and ended up with the WTF face.
lol
Patrice | Homepage | 09.30.08 - 12:56 pm | #

WOW Nikki...
Your writing skills are on point girl!!
[You really bring a story to life/made me feel like I was there.]

Looking forward to part 4.

Oh AND you've been awarded over @ my spot...

Come check it out for more details!
Ms. Behaving | Homepage | 09.30.08 - 5:39 pm | #

Wait... This...
bc | 09.30.08 - 8:34 pm | #

Hmmn
I am impressed, at
1. your writing (dope)
2. this dude's game...

Hehehehe
slipped and found me'self on a dick!!

Patiently waiting too
Mr. Back2Basics | Homepage | 10.01.08 - 5:29 am | #

LMBAO! Can't wait until part 4. He must have been fine; looking at the parking lot, I might not have made it out of the car. lol
Sista GP | Homepage | 10.01.08 - 7:06 pm | #

Nikki... How do I find the words to comment?

Your writing skills are epic. I always feel like I'm in the room with you... like a nosy-assed fly on the wall gazing on the hilarity of your encounters. In fact, I almost jumped and ran from my desk after you walked me into the red room! I could almost SEE the walls, the carpet, and the general eeeeewwwwwwwww.

This might be, by far, the most interesting, funny, attention-grabbing blog post series I've ever read.

When I catch something really good, I'll sit at home and read the post to my fiance out loud. Sounds like I have a series to read him this time!
Hawa | Homepage | 10.02.08 - 3:21 pm | #

So much comedy wrapped around so much truth...*wOw*
Anonymous | Homepage | 10.05.08 - 2:14 am | #

I have been waiting for the next chapter of this mini-series. And now I'll be waiting again, booo!!!

I never even thought about how easy and fun it would be to get down on a craftmatic. I bet you if they advertised that shit, they would sell out of them bitches, fuck the senior citizen market, erotica here we cum

Dude must have been retarded. No guy in their right mind would have said someone died on the bed that you were about to get all kinds of down on. Not one! I would have said, yeah she cost a pretty penny, get nekkid!
LadyShay | Homepage | 10.05.08 - 9:25 am | #

OMG! wow that's too krazy right there. I mean I've had sex in some strange places but a death bed? That takes a brave soul. LoL.
C-Recks | Homepage | 10.23.08 - 3:20 pm | #