Thank you for clarifying that. You might tell R. about Albert's recommended "toilet bliss" disinhibition therapy. You walk naked around the back garden while peeing standing up. It helps the plants too.
PS - best not to wear shoes.
I blame all this on Albert! This toileting fixation cannot be healthy. Also, it is best if he doesn't know that others use toilets for assignations. He'll be getting enough problems down at the docks as it is. Hotboy
Trust you two to bring the tone down. What about the hawkmoths and the dahlias?
Rob- was concerned to read at yours of worries for your old dear. No advice to give, but sympathy for your situation of being half a world away and unable to assess on-the-ground status. Not easy... but as I tell R. (who's in a similar situation), being born is not an automatic invoice for services owed.
HB- You're putting ideas in Albert's head, which is too full already! Does Albert have the knack of your loo's temperamental flush mechanism? Otherwise, he may have to see a specialist...
We seek her all thro' vale and fen
And all throughout the sphere of blogs;
We look in holes and under logs,
But Ion's buggered off again.
We clear our throat and stamp and cough,
And threaten all sorts of abuse;
But none of it is any use -
She's definitely buggered off.
Although we whinge and whine in rhyme
In carefully composed quatrains,
A single thought throbs in our brains:
She's really buggered off this time.
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