Thunder Matt
Three boring quarters, and a fourth of legend.
Meh. I'm just glad the Pats lost.
No comment on "The Genius" leaving the field before it was over? Sure, it was academic, and there was just one second, but the ref clearly told him what was what, and he left anyway. Shit, even Moss stayed. Stay classy, Bill...
Best line: "Eat a dick, Bill Simmons"
GREAT post Brant. More entertaining than the game itself...save for the last 5 minutes I suppose.
Best line: Jesus just came back from the dead and asked if this was the most boring Superbowl ever. I told him yes, to which he started bleeding from the hands, feet, and head.
A few random thoughts:
G-Men! I love it. Be thankful that you can continue to ignore the 72 Dolphins...soon all of them will be dead anyway and we won't have to hear from any of them.
Much better than having to hear about the 08 Pats for the rest of lives, as they seem like they will live quite a bit longer. Except Belichick. He's got his head in an oven and can pronounced legally (and emotionally) dead. The 2008 Patriots will only be mentioned in conversations that include the 'biggest chokes of all time'.
All of the fancy records for naught! They might as well be the 98' Vikings. A bunch of empty numbers.
Cheaters never win. Well, sometimes they do, but I digress. Clearly not being able to videotape the Giants signals affected the Pats. Had that silly story not broken the night before I'm sure it would have been business as usual, but in light of the accusations they had to play it safe. No "halftime adjustments" to be made, so to speak.
Somewhere (probably a church) Kurt Warner and Mike Martz are smiling.
Move over Lynn Swann. That David Tyree catch was one for Super Bowl lore. Holy shit.
Eli Manning played great when it mattered. No way around it. Does this mean that there is a truce on the horizon between TMS and Eli? Not on your life. But the fact that he slayed the mighty Patriots warmed my cockles and bought him at least a week of me not wishing him ill will.
When the Giants scored that last TD, I literally screamed like a girl. (It should be noted that me screaming like a girl is actually quite commonplace)
The Will Ferrell/Semi Pro/Bud Light commercial was the only one worth mentioning.
"Bud Light: Refreshes the Loins."
'Iron Man' and 'Leatherheads' look like they could decent bordering on pretty good. 'Jumper', not so much.
Can the Superbowl please get a halftime act that isn't AARP eligible for once? I blame Janet.
Why was Peyton wearing a navy blue blazer and khaki slacks? Is this the Superbowl or Easter Dinner?
Underrated: Running commentary diaries
David Fucking Tyree.
Sincerely,
Bill Belichick's cold, rotted soul
Yeah, the Belichick leaving the field thing was VINTAGE Bill-O. Living up his Lifetime Achievement War Criminal reputation. Thanks for proving me right.
I hope the Pats implode. A Super Bowl Hangover like no other.
Worst Superbowl ever. Three quarters of jack shit followed by the bullshit of the Giants winning.
Yet that fourth quarter will deem it one of the "most exciting" Superbowls ever. Remember the Rams-Titans? That was a really exciting one. Wait, no it wasn't. The final minutes were exciting, before that it was as exciting as Ben Stein reciting the phone book.
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