Hey, yeah! Fuck Jersey!
God, how did I miss this? I was what? Twenty feet away?
How's that water bottle working out for you, by the way?
Wow. I like the F-word too, but that lady REALLY likes the F-word! When I was a little kid my mom used to shout the F-word at me all the time...
...And that's why I hate myself.
(BTW, I love your blog!)
Good for you for telling that bitch off! Well done. And that is so bad-ass that you got served first anyway!
That is awesome! It both refuels my hated for People AND restores my faith in the Golden Rule.
or, well, you know. the unwritten threat at the end of the Golden Rule.
Darren, I think you were just far enough away to be out of earshot. And the water bottle is fabulous. Really. And I feel good about myself b/c it supports breast cancer and all.
Greg, well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? I bet you could have handled my run-in with better compusure than I did. In fact, I was so flustered, I could have used your advice!
Nabbalicious, yeah! I did take her down, didn't I? Feeling VERY puffed-up right now.
Julie, I know, my roommate and I were unbelievably excited. It was just so perfect. And we ALL know about that unspoken rule!
Do you think I have an anger problem because I read this and fantasized about what I would have said? Something like "HEY LADY, WHY DON'T YOU GO FOAM AT THE MOUTH IN ANOTHER AISLE."
I'm totally going to get shot someday.
What an effing B! WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?? If you don't like the line you're in, MOVE.
She might be better off just staying inside and ordering online, the fucking bitch. Oh, wait - she's probably too ghetto to have a computer.
Fuck yeah!
That's all I got.
Good for you!!! I'm sure I would have let my anger get the better of me. It would have been even cooler if you could have somehow spilled something on her "accidentally." God, I'm getting evil in my old age.
This was hysterical. I'm proud of you of you for standing up to her!
Red, anger problem? You should have heard my internal monologue before I let her go ahead!
Jurgen, yes, THANK YOU. If you do NOT like the line, there are approximately 35 other lanes you can choose from. Good lord!
Maliavale, that's exactly what Gen and I kept saying to each other (very quietly) when we got to go first in the next lane.
Meggie, I couldn't have done it without your voice in the back of my head urging me on. You taught me everything I know back when we were at Menguin. Tee hee.
HA!! That's hilarious. I hate people like that.
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