Oh, sweet jesus, I know exactly what you're talking about. My entire digestive system goes haywire when I eat really healthy for long periods of time, then suddenly decide I want to ingest an entire plate of mozzarella sticks or something.

And I hear you on Chinese food, too! NEVER eat it within 48 hours of weigh-in, either, because it'll show up as an extra 3 or 4 pounds. That stuff is the devil.
nabbalicious | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 4:11 pm | #

Ick; I totally know that feeling; chinese food definitely is not my friend, either. Hope you're feeling better!
metalia | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 10:21 pm | #

Perhaps you should not order from places referred to as "spots"? Just a thought.

Also, I keep trying to comment in your Blogger comments (and failing). I think there's some coding to get rid of those. Do you want me to scrounge it up for you?
Maliavale | Homepage | 12.12.06 - 10:50 pm | #

I feel your pain. I go on a diet, then suddenly splurge, and then... dun dun DUNNNNNNN... disaster.

Life ROCKS sometimes.
abbersnail | Homepage | 12.13.06 - 1:33 am | #

"So I’m sitting on the couch, pounding water, watching a Lifetime movie called “The Christmas Wedding” starring Sarah Paulsen that was crappy, even by that station’s standards, and my hands and feet are swelling."

That's pretty much what I see whenever I try and imagine what you're up to. Well. Except for the swollen extremities.
Darren McLikeshimself | Homepage | 12.13.06 - 10:08 am | #

That sounds like how I feel every time that I decide I'm not really lactose intolerant and I should just go ahead and eat those two pounds of cheese. You would think that eventually I would learn my lesson, but not yet.

I hope you're feeling better!
-R- | Homepage | 12.14.06 - 1:14 pm | #

Thanks everyone! I'm all better now.

Nabbs--ooh, good tip, will keep it in mind!

Thanks Metalia!

Malia, yes, you do have a good point. Also, thanks for the offer of help, will respond to the email in a mo!

Abbersnail, it especially rocked as I was all dressed up to go out and felt like and LOOKED like crap. Score!

Darren, hilarious. I think...

R, oh, I'm sorry you're lactose intolerant. I think I would die. I love dairy. Does lactaid help?
Miss Peach | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 10:33 am | #

Glad you're feeling better now! Every couple of months, I "treat" myself to Long John Silvers, and about the same thing invariably happens. Like R said, you'd think I'd learn my lesson!
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