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Yeah, I'd say they would be leftards. Leftards would love to discover a new species that either disproves the existence of God or somehow displaces the position of humans in the animal hierarchy.
Oh it's not that ar
It's that they are so fucking clueless about reality and how the world works, it makes them prime candidates to believe this shit and prove it "true" - like they keep trying to prove socialism/communism/fascism/collectivism works.
Bigfoot was admitted as a hoax yonks ago. Randi has the info.
As for Nessie, when I went traipsing up through the Highlands, I did visit Urqhart Castle, and enjoyed the view, but didn't see a monster.
I wasn't bummed out, though, since I never expected one.
"It would come as little surprise that most of these fuckwits would turn out to be leftists..."
It's true, Democrat presidential hopeful (by a long, long shot) Dennis Kucinich has seen UFOs - "He saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent and observing him," MacLaine wrote. "It hovered for about 10 minutes or so and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."
Apparently Jimmy Carter has also seen a UFO, though i don't know if the Alien spoke to him or not, maybe it used sign language or other such rudimentary, well for aliens, methods.
I wonder if Bill Clinton saw one, one things for sure, he did not have sexual relations with that alien...
Well I went to a lecture by Aussie Astronaut Dr Andrew Thomas years ago and I am going with what he said on UFO's when constantly quizzed by this little kid in the audience about the possibility of alien life.
It was something along the lines of
"With all the star systems and planets in this infinite universe, only we in our arrogance could assume we are the only form of life in the universe, and to answer your next question, no I don't believe any of that other life is currently visiting us"
Word 
This is obviously the feared Manbearpig. You should all be believers now.
As for the UFOs, is it any surprise? Think about it, your an alien traveling through the endless void of space, when is an out of the way corner of the Galaxy you find an advanced civilization run by the likes of Kucinich and Carter. Of course they're going to a bit dumbfounded as to how that is possible. Aren't you?
As for why people believe in these things so much, it goes like this: Two men are walking through the woods when out of the corner of their eyes they catch a glimpse of the animal in the first picture. The first man, thinking it is the "Manbearpig" runs away at a record pace. The second man says, "wait a minute, what is that thing?" He stays and watches long enough to see that it's only a bear. He turns and yells after his friend, "Hey wait up Tom. It's just a f***ing bear." At which point, the startled,hungry bear mauls and eats the second man. The first man makes it back to town alive and sells his story to the tabloids and with no witnesses left to say otherwise, he goes on to make a small fortune writing books and speaking at Manbearpig conventions.
I can just imagine their reaction when they turn up here and see democrats. They flee back to the mother planet at full warp and tell them don't go back there, don't let those morons back here, we're an advanced civilization, they'll tear it all to pieces with their trial lawyers and this stupid thing called socialism.
If you want to do anything, select all the workers who call themselves conservatives (securing my future here, hint-hint our new overlords) and just vaporize the other lot, those ones are the biggest problem.
It'd make a good online survey, MK:
"if you had the power, would you vaporize every lefty on the planet?"
I'd agonize over the answer for all of..oh, let's say...a nanosecond.
The last word on ufos goes to Bill Cosby.
Follow the link and click on track 3, UFO. It's only a snippet, but I've got the whole thing on tape and it's hilarious.
This little bit still hits the mark on this subject.
Good one Nilk..
Don't you miss the stand up of the past generation, these days it's all swearing and ranting and banging on about sex..
MK, Bill Cosby's album "My Father Confused Me" is one of the funniest things ever.
No swearing, either. Just good, clean fun.
These days, my sense of humour tends to be a bit atrophied anyway, courtesy of the news and the leftards.
At the moment, I'm not allowed to watch the news, Red Kerry, ACA or TT, or Lateline or pretty much any show relating to the passing on of information due to my tendency to shout at the telly and scare the kids.
Yeah, same here, i have to be reminded regularly that they can't hear me.
Tsk tsk you raving wingnuts. 
what are you talking about, theres no way that bear in the third pic is the same as the one in the first 2. look how fucking lengthy the animal is in the first 2 pics. it looks like big foot completely, but it has to be a guy in a suit, cause that shit aint real. if bigfoot was alive we would have seen him by now, there aint anything hideing that damn well.
If you look at the time signature stamps in the lower corners though, you can see that the obvious bears are taken nearly 30 minutes apart from the other two pictures. You have the pictures placed, it would seem, backwards from the order of the photographic timeline.
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