It's true. I was abducted by Antarians, at least until they found out I was really a Zartoirain, and they decied to being me back to earth so I could help former Altantians build a new spacecraft so they could leave this planet. When we reentered earth's atmosphere, I heard administration officials plotting this event.

Please send more tin foil... the cosmic rays are penetrating the gates on this institution.

WM
Winfred Mann | Homepage | 04.15.07 - 1:48 pm | #

Imus was fired for revealing 9/11 secrets or because he was about to oh wait he was fired for making racial jokes about black basketball players
Kemosabe | 03.27.08 - 10:54 am | #

Imus was actually fired for not supporting bush you see it was all a sneaky plan that our dictator in chief concocted in order to dominate the world

/End moonbat mockery
B94 | 07.07.08 - 2:58 pm | #