Gravatar "Michelle Obama is to be the first presidential wife to appear on a reality TV series."

I wonder if the writer understands that there have only been three First Ladies (interesting choice of words in the OA....) in the era of "reality TV", and two of them had enough sense to stay away. I'm reasonably sure the audience doesn't.

Although who wouldn't have wanted to see Eleanor Roosevelt on Tila Tequila?


Gravatar But the White House "Not Victory" garden is toxic! Will they dare use the word "organic"?
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009...se-organic-gar/
-- Plus, it was planted with child labor!

Has Tuscan kale with excessive carbon footprints gone out of fashion?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...1703679_pf.html
-- Will double the value Food Stamps be used to purchase the organic protein?

If only one of Mz. Michelle's 22 staff members would take a break from pimping.
http:// jammiewearingfool.blogspo...bama.html#links

As Michelle has not cooked in years (decade?), and even brought their personal chef from Chicago to the White House, I don't expect any critique on culinary skills except for "Mmm mmm mmm, Barack Hussein Obama, good."
http:// corner.nationalreview.com...DFkZTEyOTJjZTI=

Please, please someone serve macaroni and cheese to pump up those arms.
-- At the governor’s mansion in Juneau, she [Gov. Sarah Palin] got rid of the chef. The NEWSWEEK reporter asked her what working mother in her right mind would dismiss someone whose sole job was to cook for her family. She replied, “I don’t want them thinking when I’m done being governor that it’s normal to have a chef. It’s OK for them to have macaroni and cheese.”
http://www.conservatives4palin.c...n- earmarks.html

Ms. Thang must put her biceps where $373 million in taxpayer money is (thanks to her husband) and be a judge on the vending machine Top Chef challenge too.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.co...d- 64192422.html


Gravatar Can she PLEASE go on Survivor and get lost? I am so sick of these people. They are shoved down our throats 24/7. If they were a decent looking couple, it wouldn't be so bad. She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. His ears are bigger than my whole head. UGH!!!
Madalyn


Gravatar It will feature her big guns lifting heavy pots and pans. Then she'll say she used to have no respect for Iron Chef, until today.


Gravatar I just hope someone takes that freakin' dog collar off of her torso. ( I can't call it a belt, it's never around her waist)
And, of course she is the first woman to plant vegetables.....the rest of us have grown up eating vegetables planted by her slave ancestors.


Gravatar Has anyone seen MEchelle's toned arms?

And isn't she the most at all those White House parties with her oh-so-sensible fashion outfits?

And have you seen Barack's jump shot?

How about watching Barack's golf swing?

I just swoon when Mr. and Mrs. Beloved-By-All go on Date Nights.

Afghanistan? What's that?
Anyway, MEchelle was on the cover of O Magazine recently and she said...


Gravatar Great the contestants will have 15 minutes to make something out of the White House's toxic veggies.

That all to kill the whole staff.


Gravatar I sent a e-mail to the Food Network aking them to remain a political free zone, they probably won't, so its Bye Bye BOBBY FLAY! I'll miss you!


Gravatar I saw pictures of Michelle Obama with a sweet potato. It was a giant. Does anyone know if a sweet potato gets that big in D.C.?


Gravatar After the show they're going to give free blood test screenings for lead poisoning from all the toxic arugula in Michelle's garden.


Gravatar "Today's secret ingredient is... LEAD!"


Gravatar What did the garden have time to grow?


Gravatar Another copy and paste gem that makes it to the top of hotair.com.....Was there anything uncovered here? Any news broken?


Gravatar "Is she the first woman on the planet to plant vegetables?"

No, she's not, but she is the First Lady and for what it's worth a celebrity. I think even Laura Bush use to show off her librarian credentials and Barbara Bush use promote her Millie books. Michelle's interest in vegetable gardening is relevant to the food network as long as she stays away from politics. I don't necessarily agree with the woman's political views, but I don't begrudge her interest in vegetable gardening. I'd be a lot more alarmed if she were writing policy like Hillary.


Gravatar We choose who we want to have as our idols with out radio dials, television clickers, movie theaters and rentals and internet radio. These two are thrust upon us by the media. We do not have a choice in this for the next three years. They will shove Dear Leader and his wife in our faces until we become like Winston Smith. Can someone make me hibernate for three years?


Gravatar Well what more do you expect from the narcissist in chief and his family? This is one Iron Chef I won't be watching. Just shut up, eat your wagyu and arugula and the most expensive food you can buy with my money and get the F off of my TV and out of my life. Obamas are tools, both of them. And Michelle is a wookie.


Gravatar So what should we start calling the White House now, "Biggest Loser" or "Tool Academy"?

It's all pretty disgraceful.


Gravatar Once I made a joke that an Obama would probably end up appearing on the Food Network. So much for jokes.


Gravatar Weren't her veggies contaminated with lead or something?


Gravatar Flippster, I am ROFLMA!
"Today's secret ingredient is... LEAD!"

"Paired with... Gub'ment cheese!"

-- Winner gets a "Swine Flu Shot for Free" card, and a homeless* person to hold their place in line.

*Subject to union dues any day now.

The truth can be funny. Background: http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS...ders/ index.html




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