Y'know what Pride means to me? FUCK ALL. It means beer is more expensive and you have to wait longer for it. What kind of idiot calls that a "holiday"?
I think i had the best pride of all cause i got laid this time. But than again it is all subjective. For me this year it meant being willing to hang out and have a good time even though Drag queens remind me of circus clowns, and circus clowns remind me of being molested by a demonic spider that lives under my house.
Well we all have our crosses to bear :S We have drugs for the spider thing. I put clowns, mimes and drag queens in the same league (and chinese people) and I want nothing to do with any of it.
The Comeback is the reference -- give me money. Incidentally, last year's paragraph is the best thing ever:
"But, as I discovered during Pride this year, pride with a small "p" is other things, too. It's never having to say you're sorry for stealing a blind man's pointy tap tap tap pole like it's the goddamn tell-tale heart. I ain't no raven, and that pole's nevermore, blindy!"
I know it is the best thing ever because I have lots of friends who are readers, so I relate to words really well. Plus, I really like the music readers listen to.
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