what about mother fuckers that can't be bothered to meet their fans???

but seriously your never going to get 10 posts. here's my hat tip, Siamese twins, who are hookers that share the same vagina but separate assholes and no i don't even know how that works.
Tim | Homepage | 04.30.08 - 10:03 pm | #

Whale Blubber Makes Excellent Lube
Stephen | 05.02.08 - 12:14 pm | #

My topic is how I, the Pod, am much smarter, funnier, and handsomer than you. If what you say is true, my topic must be the stupidest. So, I win. Yay!
Kevin | 05.03.08 - 2:10 am | #

The influence of having a Gay Ninja Robot as an uncle
Brooklyn Robot | 05.07.08 - 5:15 pm | #

Potatoes
Robert | 05.08.08 - 9:43 pm | #

Write a sestina about your sexual failings.
Bob | Homepage | 05.09.08 - 8:50 am | #

I stumbled upon Gay Ninja Robot while trying to understand a friend's attraction to Mike Huckabee - the erotica contained within really cleared things up. Now that Huckabee's out, what about McCain?
LP | 05.09.08 - 6:07 pm | #

John Milton meets Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Now it's up to you to fill in the where, when, why, and murder weapon (?), in limerick form.
anonymous | 05.15.08 - 11:06 pm | #

ugly people. there is nothing funnier than ugly people.
Matt | Homepage | 05.20.08 - 1:56 am | #

10 for you ego, yes?
Mr Whynot | 05.21.08 - 5:15 am | #

mullets+children+canadians

is this is 10 no?

I just want to see what you pick
Horatio | 05.21.08 - 4:12 pm | #