Double Extra Point
That's the 1st time I've seen EA carrying a chain......where's my towel!
Sammy, you forgot one: Number of hours the geniuses at DXP log online searching for scantily clad cheerleaders to post alongside their Nostradamus-like college football locks this year: 89
T. Rose - I think you are low balling 89.
I was just making sure I don't have to sweat my Over pick.
Get another Solich picture loaded up for our Wed Week 1 locks. I like a lot of games this week.
# of banks that close outstanding DXP business checking accounts due to bad checks written at the Horseshoe casino: 7
Just kidding, Jeffie, that employer ID # I got from the IRS for DXP is for tax purposes only.
I think you mean parity, not parody. Did you go to Purdue?
The damn DXP editor is on vacation. Thanks. We all went to Nebraska because we couldn't get into Purdue.
Who wants to go to Purdue? Chinese Engineers with lax personal hygeine or horny psychology majors in mini skirts? hmmm, cocaine or math class? tough choice.
Its welcome week in Bloomington, and I for one have my own over/under lines giong. Number of times I hit up Vegas for a script for penicillin this semester: at least 8.
Number of times I pull down my pants at the bar and say: does this look infected? at least 5.
Parity is right.
It's a totally different thing than parody..
# of time Cody Glenn gets clowned this weekend starting at linebacker for the 1st time since pop warner: 16........not to pick on the guy, but how is it even remotely possible there isn't a better option at weakside?? He'll be doing a parody of Korky McKeon from the USC game last year.....or is it parity?
I'm pretty sure it's "parrot-y", as in our grammar skills are for the birds.
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