Good Afternoon Surf Reporters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another great one Jeffy
Third? Holy Crap, etc., etc.
where did I land? 5th? 6th? 7th? I am freaking out here!
Top 10 again!!!!
reporting for duty
Ha, top 10, I'm diggin' it.
Too dumb to finish 1st.
Top 10.
TOP 10 THAT'S A FIRST
ok, let's get rolling with celebrity gossip and rumors, I'll start.....
Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman, who have been married for years, are both actually transgendered beings. Danny was born Danielle DiTommasso and Rhea was born Randall Piper.
The best part about being sick....logging into TheWVSR and having 3 updates and tons of comments to read! 
I feel better already!
The Steeler nation mourns today the loss of Myron Cope. R.I.P.
true story: Carrie Underwood is pregnant. The father? Eminem.
Good luck with the album listening, Jeff. I looked for years for the Pearl Harbor and the Explosions album I loved so much in the early 80s. When I finally found it - it sucked. DAMN those were some good drugs in the 80s!
Let us know if you fare better than that. I hope you do.
Happy Wednesday, Surfers!
Oh yeah - celebrity rumor:
Tom Cruise is the descendant of aliens and has come to take over the world for an obscure religion...wait...nevermind.
Yoi!
Double Yoi!!
Any chance Myron passed while knocking up Carrie Underwood?
Here's a celebrity rumor my friends and I have started on occasion and it's always fun when someone bites:
Years ago there was an article (I think on soyouwanna.com) about how to be an indie rock hipster. One of the keys to pulling this off is to mention Lou Reed's new album. ie, so I've been hearing good things about the new Lou Reed album that's supposed to come out, what have you heard? Instant indie rock cred.
My friends and I decided that we'd blow the indie rock hipster's minds with one better.
Me: So, you hear the news about Lou Reed?
Hipster: No, what?
Me: Yeah man, I just heard it before I came to the party. He's dead.
This of course should throw them into fits... and chances are you'll never see the hipster asshole again so what's there to lose? I mean, you knew this and they did not?
We managed to pull this online and a friend of ours believed it. Better yet, a friend found an online posting (seems like it was a Tool or Pavement forum) to back it up. Now if you Google Lou Reed is dead you'll find that this prank was pulled somewhat successfully in 2001... the obit is a pretty funny read, including (of course) mention of the album he was working on.
Oprah Winfrey and Rosie ODonnell engaged in a three day lesbian love fest in the penthouse of The Plaza. Fueled by buckets of Cristal, 2 pound tablets of Exstasy and a buffet featuring 43 different entrees, the hefty and hot heffers caused over $100,000 worth of damage to the suite, which the staff has rechristened "The Roly Poly Rumpus Room."
I never turn my computer off. It has been 24/7/365 for years.
I'm really a woman trapped inside a man's body.
I just Kuhned.....
I heard that Rod Stewart blew all the members in his band last week, and had to be taken to the hospital to get the semen pumped out of his stomach. My cousin's neighbor's brother-in-law works at the hospital, so I know it's true.
i heard that roger clemens shot steroids into his ass at jose conseco's party...oh, wait....
I'm not sure what season it was but I was in an episode of Mannix. They were filming in an amusement park in San Diego. I got on the Octopus ride and they said it might be a little longer ride than usual because they were filming and wanted to keep the ride running. That sucker was going for over 45 minutes. Even for a 12 year old that was a bit much.
There was another 80's newwave band called The Fooles that broke up after one album and then reformed in the early nineties. They now call themselves, The Dave Matthews Band
Robert Plant in his off time is married to a girl named Angela and is in a band in Cincinnati called the Cincinnati Suds.
Also:
Dasani means "thirsty" in swahili
I leave my home PC running 7/24. I let AVG do it's thing overnight. I also uncap my torrents and let them use as much bandwidth as they want.
I try to do a reboot, disk cleanup, and defrag every weekend or two.
WHY the Oxi-Clean guy picture today? That guy is a scary shouting mess...
Rosie O'DOnnell is Carrie Underwood's babydaddy.
Britney Spears and Michael Jackson are dating.
Steven Spielberg is Rhea Perlman's brother, Shia Lebeouf's Dad, and the voice of ET.
Dyan and Cole Sprouse aren't even brothers.
In the summer of 1963, Micheal Caine suffocated a tigress with his bare hands while on the set of "Jungle Love." Chuck Norris was best boy on that film, and immeidately changed his career objectives to include ass-whupping, tiger choking, and abundant chest hair growing. True story!!
My favorite celebrity rumor: Elton John is Gay!
Can you believe that!
...The flu thing just seems more scary because of the media hype. True, it CAN be a dangerous thing, especially if you live in a third world country. The 1918 outbreak was truly bad, killing millions around the world. (between 1910 and 1920, with the war and the flu, it was the only decade in modern times when world population did NOT increase).
But yeah, people now look at the flu like it's the new Polio or something. If you ask me, the media is using it as a smokescreen to cover one of their own: Greta Van Susteren!
Tom Petty's father was Captain Kangaroo.
I just heard that Rosie O'donnell was going to star in the re-make of the classic 1959 thriller "The Giant Behemoth" What expert casting!
Barbara Streisand and James Brolin run a high end, underground sex club in their home
Willard "Bill" Hershberger was the first baseball player called before the senate to testify about steroids.
that baby Surri (tom C and Kate homes baby) is actually the anti-chirst. She is a test tube baby with Ron L hubbard's sperm and Kate's egg. Tom cant have kids he is sterile Ron L Hubbard did not have any heirs to take over the world so Tom and Kate stepped up to the plate.
Little Richard was down here for a funeral last month and apparently has gone all crippled up on us. Someone had to help him walk.
I'm going to freak out if Lou Reed suddenly dies now....
The episode of Mannix with Neil Young was shot on 8/14/67. Mannix goes into a bar and Buffalo Springfield is playing. No one in the band has a speaking part, it's just them playing on a stage, with people dancing (including a 60's hippie chick/go-go dancer). You get to hear most of the song "Bluebird" in one segment, and part of "For What It's Worth" in another. The total run time for the bar scenes is around 7 minutes.
greta van susteren was actually kidnapped as a young child, raised by roving bank robbers, and has yet to locate her true birth parents. really.
For my money, jj frizz wins this one!!
I was told it is fine to leave the PC on all the time, but you should restart it every 3-4 days, to clear the cache - or you can do that manually, so to speak. Whenever my starts to bog down, I restart.
Grats on the camera. I have been doing the same thing with camcorders. I just don't know what one to get. ANY suggestions will be helpful fellow reporters.
Edgar Winter is the product of West Virginia inbreeding and is going to be cast in the new movie with Julianne Moore. The sound track will include "Frankenstein" with banjos instead of guitars.
mellissa joan heart has a glass eye, hepititus C (from pamela anderson) and a full on yakuza tatoo on her back.
WVU Kay - That's F'd up !!
Hey, Bill in WV, I knew someone would appreciate that. I keep playing Frankenstein in my mind with banjos and it's messin' me up.
By the way Bill, how did you know I was a WVU Kay? Have you been on WMITC?
Leaving your PC on all the time is fine, in principle. I have a Windows laptop from work, and I've found that Windows gets stupid(er) after a few days and needs to be rebooted two or three times a week. My home desktop claims to have been running for "22 days, 13:18" now, but that's because I updated the operating system three weeks ago and had to reboot for that.
Off topic, Jeff, you have a very fine brewery that is almost local - Victory Brewing in Downingtown. Do try the Hop Devil, Prima Pils, Storm King and Golden Monkey - all excellent!
Mr. Ridiculous, I just recently purchased the Sony Handycam DCR-HC38 with a Carl Zeiss 40x optical zoom, and I absolutely love it. Just a great little camcorder, very easy to use, and it takes great video. Check it out if you please.
I Libertine!
btw: i leave my computers on ALL the time.
it is TOTALY amazing what happens when you ditch windows and go all linux/unix.
windows has .... issues with cache and with the registry. and also the filesystem sucks mule dong.
linux dosn't need to be rebooted and you don't get viri and you don't get malware and you don't get crapped on.
all that is wrong with the internet is because of windows.
I don't pay attention to the celebrities and the gossip.
The only celebrity I worship is Jeff Kay....
By the way Jeff...how about an autographed something or other.
Surprise me!
I'm sure Eninen would shit when they knew the 'carbon footprint' I was making by leaving my computers on all the time.
It's a shame you never asked about BOS's 'Ears Have Walls' before, Jeff. I've had it on vinyl since it released and have converted it to mp3. If you've got a better digital copy you'd like to share, I'd probably let you.
out, y'all
The WTF? look on the chick's face in that photo is priceless.
Rehab really works! Ask any celebrity!
Rehab! We don't need no stinkin' rehab.
Did you know that Michael Vick, besides fighting the dogs, that he also fucked them? He was so afraid of the dogs talking to the authorities that he had them killed. I have a friend who works in Federal Court who overheard that Vick's defense was that the dogs 'seduced him'.
Expansion and contraction of computer "internal organs" occurs when it heats up and cools down. This can be a bad thing. Leave them on.
You can also schedule a nightly auto-reboot to make Winders happy and clear-headed for the next day. Just make sure and don't reboot during backups and virus scans.
1. I work in IT and also used to be a bench tech for a well known computer manufacturer and I say leave the computer run. Do restart it once in a while to reclaim and refresh the resources that run your system.
2. If you think flu is something that can be "shrugged off" I doubt what you were speaking of was really the flu. I had a severe case of the flu a few years ago which then developed into pneumonia. Thought I was going to die and probably wasn't far from it. I have gotten a flu shot every year since then.
3. Rehab works for those who work it. I went through a drug and alcohol rehab over 20 years ago and I haven't had a drink or a drug since and what's more I don't want that life ever again. Life is good now.
The reason it doesn't work for so many celebs is that they believe they have "powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men" and get "cured" in record time. To them this means they can go back to their old ways in record time. "When you do what you always did, you get what you always got."
Russ
I can second Chrispy's recommendation at least on the Hop Devil beer. A very hoppy IPA.
I have the same question as your Blanket of Secrecy (No, I don't remember ever hearing of them), but the band is Industry and the only song I ever heard on the radio was called State of the Nation. Am I the only person who remembers this? I'm beginning to think I made it up.
Skully, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Do they also go through menstrual cycles and bloat?
Celebrity rumor number 1.
LaToya Jackson and Michael Jackson are one and the same person.
William F Buckley actually died from auto erotic asphyxiation.
Jeff, no issues with leaving a computer on that I have ever discovered... I leave both my home and work ones on all the time.
Hope you make it through the flu...I know you're gonna get it...j/k.
Better to get the flu now, then when you're on a plane to London.
Where's our update?
Does widdle Jeffy have a cold in his nose...
I will do a hymm for you. Or is that a him??
:::sigh:::
The only reason I came to work today is for an update.
:::grumble::: I guess I'll go make dinner.
Or something.
When I need an update and there isn't one, I sometimes read "Macaroni and Beef" in the Best Of WVSR. It's always good for a laugh.
Wondering if the pizza from a couple of updates ago had any bearing on the flu symptoms Jeff and all are experiencing?
Is that true Qweezy
Thanks, Original Jay.
Not only did I go back and re-read the macaroni and beef incident (and clarified that it was not, indeed, written by Jeff, as I had thought), but I took another look at the Krispy Kreme photo essay.
Holy cow (or should that be Holy crap in a bundt pan?), that's the KK that *I go to on every trip back to see the 'rents! (don't you hate people who say "rents"?) That's almost "my" Krispy Kreme! Donuts and coffee to break up the trip - almost home!
Sadly, they closed the semi-new Krispy Kreme up here in Rochester. I don't know why. It was located off a highway near some hotels, you'd think that would be a good Krispy Kreme location.
Hey Jeff, hope everything is okay. We miss you.
OK, who is it that is driving the white Dodge Ram 1500 with a topper in Dunbar with a Smoking Fish decal (or drawing) on the tailgate? Saw it this evening on my way home from work. You know who you are. Fess up!! Jeff deserves royalties, ya know.
In other news, Lou Reed experienced some heart palpatations today.....
TF?!
I saw Little Richard for real in TN last year-dude looked like he had a mask for a face-I think he's had more botox than a CA, OC house-wife- and he was wearing more makeup than I was! How in the creamed corn hell do you get your eyebrows to look like that???
He was DRIVING an SUV in downtown Nashville-which scared the living SHIT out of me! (sorry Rick in TN, you know I love ya, but red traffic signals are OPTIONAL in Nashville....)
I can't make up a new "true" rumor that rivals the real shit, sorry!
Mr. Ridiculous -
If you are in the market for a camcorder, check out the Panasonic PV-GS320. The 3CCD set-up is similar to pro quality and has a great picture for about $350. I've had mine for several months and love it.
Bill in WV, I know the person in question and indeed he is sporting a decal, but Jeff didn't provide him with a sticker.
He received it as a gift and the rest of the stickers were sent to Jeff....as a gift....(I believe it's been a couple years)
I have a smoking fish drawn on a 'special' place on my body done in permanent marker.
Does that mean Jeff should get royalties?
I know your hubby. Ask David how crazy I am. LOL!!!
Our top story tonight... the entire community of the WVSR gathers together in the WV Coliseum (is that spelled right?) with all of the items listed in their apocolyptic wish list due to lack of update from their guru, Jeff Kay. Details to follow.
Other Kristin, you're in Rochster, NY?
Yes, Jorge. Why?
Bill...I am NOT married to David.
(The mere thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.)
Mr.Man is his younger brother.
HE'S my husband....
Thank God I cleared that up...
Eniac Man, thanks for catching my mistake. Everyone knows that heat and cold doesn't make metal, plastic & solder joints expand and contract. I don't know what I was thinking. Condensation is also never a factor where wide temprature variances occur.
Look at my URL...................WTF?????
I meant home page. In f'in sane!!!!
I've always wondered, is it a wild 'hair' up your ass or a wild 'hare'...I think there would be two very different outcomes.
No problem Strangeart, sadly it's true. Most folks 'round here think red means 'punch it and pray'.
Hey SkullyWV and Eniac man..............metal most definitely contracts and expands due to temperature extremes. These extremes do not happen inside of a computer. Ask anyone who has ever worked on the railroad what the summer heat does to the tracks. Also, military aircraft. Especially the SR-71. Leaks like hell on the ground but when it is at altitude, it is locked as tight as a drum, due to expansion. I also have a left arm that is now mostly titanium and the first thing the doc told me was that it would hurt like a mutha when the heat would make it expand. Beleive me, it does.
Where the hell were you guys! I waited at the coliseum for hours!!!!!!!
And where the hell is the update Jeff! I have such little time left!
Just marking my place. Nothing to see here, please move along...
Jeff can't be with us today, because he decided to purchase a full-length fur coat instead of the fancy-pants camera, and he's at Sam's Club right now, cruising for processed chicken samples in the frozen food aisles.
Is it a wild hair or a wild hare?
One is obviously much more uncomfortable and would provoke much more activity than the other which could, really, go unnoticed for quite some time.
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