Luke....at the size of those jugs!
They're supposed to be in a galaxy far faraway....all i can see is a full moon!
Enter the DeathStarfish.
Princess Layforanyone.
STOP ME!!!!! 
Btw Jenner. That Simpsons pic Hahahahaha!! Zombiefication suits Homer....more hair!
At least he was wearing protection.
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
Jobba the Slut likes it in the dark side.
Jobba the Slut likes it in the dark side.
kermitween | 10.26.09 - 12:37 pm |
FTW! 
Help me, Obi-wants-to-bone-me, you're my only hope...
Picture from inspirational poster:
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
(you're doing it wrong)
Exploring the caves of Naboo was an unexpected pleasure...
He's riding her tauntaun style...
Is this from "The Pantless Menace" or from "Attack of the Bone"?
Apparently the stormtrooper is as appalled by the state of her hair and roots as I am...
Poor Muff Tarkin is still getting punished...
These are not original, but here are some Star Wars quotes that fit:
Get in here you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Possible he came in through the south entrance.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.
Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.
I'm afraid our furry companion may have gone and done something rather rash.
Ani? My goodness, you've grown.
A few more:
It would be a pity if you had to pay for me!
Wedge, pull out, you're not doing any good back there!
She's gonna blow!!
Look at the size of that thing...
This little one's not worth the effort.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?
Get on top of it!
I can't!
Get on top of it!
I'm trying!
This is no cave...
I can feel it swelling up inside you now...
BEST.CAPTIONS.EVER. THANK YOU PRICO!!!
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