This Is Not A Democracy, It's A Republic........
He made these changes after long talks with Sean Penn this past weekend. he also confided with Cindy about her vision for America after she wins her congressional seat.
As for her lovely "teats" I 've seen better on preggo cows!
Like if she won it would change a frickin' thing.
He is begining to sound like a true liberal
Be safe Jenn.
Have fun on the other side of the pond.
Oh yeah, will you bring me some tubes of Rowntree's Blackcurrant pastilles? Yum!
Oooooh, Oooooooh, could you bring me an English Muffin too?????
When I was in London, I went jogging and this little girl pointed at me and said "dadd-uuhh why is that man running?" she lke all londoners was pale as a goats belly
Had a bus just blown up?
no, they just dont' exercise ever and are shocked and confused by it when they see it
Billy, that was freakin funny bro! Thanks!
fucking socialists
Hold on there! You didn't say we may ask for you to bring us something!
Alright...if Henry receives the Rowntree's Blackcurrant psstilles (Oh My God, but they are truly delicious!), and Billy receives an English muffin (which means you'll have to bring him some clotted Devon cream!), then would you please bring me a Cornish pasty...and some pastilles...and some Devon cream...and some fish and chips from this little stall down by where the old Billinsgate Market used to be...and a current issue of Country Life...please?
Oh, yes, and please don't forget something for Dave. Maybe it would be best to simply purchase another suitcase in London for our requests and then we could e-mail you anything else we forgot to mention here.
Plus, you know, stay safe and all that.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
OK, now I want some bangers and mash! Oh yeah, don't forget some blood pudding.
(I'm just kidding about the blood pudding; That's nasty!!!)
Re: "...about the blood pudding..."
Henry, may I suggest that after purchasing the blood pudding from a good butcher/market, that you slice it, fry it in a little butter (or margerine), and add some finely chopped green, red, or Spanish onion. Begin frying the onions first, remove from the pan, cook the blood pudding slices, and during the last few minutes of cooking after turning the slices over add the onions back to the pan.
You may find that this helps with the taste. Plus, blood pudding is extremely beneficial. Enjoy.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
Billy
Now THAT was funny!
And little V, it was funny because it's true!
Gods Speed, Miss Jenn! I hope you have a safe and uneventful trip.
If you're taking orders, can I put one in for a St Georges flag? Seems as though they don't fly them there anymore and they're throwing them away by the droves. I'd like a real one before they become extinct.
Thanks for the recipe Deb, but I'm gonna have to pass. However, I have a recipe for Rocky Mountain Oysters that might interest you.
Eeeewwwwwwww!!!
Jenn, how do you know that gutless hate-filled anti-military BITCH as ugly tits???? ;oD
You must've missed the pic she displayed with the she-hag bra-less. Dear Lord! I thought I was gonna go blind!
HEY LESTER,
How's that Jose Padilla thing workin for ya???
Carefull now, you realize he was convicted of supporting terrorists. Have you made your Hizbollah donation this month???
Gosh, Henry, now you have me curious. Yes, if it wouldn't be too much trouble I would be most interested in that recipe.
Oh, dear. Hope that Jenn doesn't mind that her readers are speaking of recipes......well, it just shows that she should't have abandoned us to our own devices.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
SOmebody throw Les a kleenex... He's starting to cry
shes the only normal one out of you people.
Dear Kris: You and Jenn really do have to come up with an idea for broadcasting the show from London. I don't think I will be able to last 'til Sept. 3!
Now that there are requests for a St. George's flag, perhaps you'd be good enough to help her find a really large suitcase for all the reader-requests.
One of those wacky Union Jack cat-in-the-hat style touristy hats would be nice. Jenn, you could wear it home on the plane and that way you'd have more room in the suitcase!
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
she should stay away from kris.
she would just tell jenn shes doing it wrong
I saw that pic of Cindy Sheehan without a bra ... right up alongside the visuals of Helen Thomas naked, Rosie O'Donnell in Frederick's of Hollywood and Janet Reno in a thong.
All of those are enough to make a train take a dirt road.
Have a nice trip!
Speaking of which, I'm going on my own. I'm going on an Aircraft Carrier with my two sons. Hmm, sounds like a tv show.
Friday Funnies!
TWENTY MAJOR EVENTS THAT HAVE OCCURRED SINCE THE CHICAGO CUBS LAST LAID CLAIM TO A WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP...
1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.
2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose.
3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.
4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
5. Haley's comet passed Earth
.twice.
6. Harry Caray was born..
and died.
7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won
championships in each league.
8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected.
10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
11. Prohibition was created and repealed.
12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.
14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held.
16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back instyle; disco did the same.
18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.
19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.
20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were admitted to the Union.
And lester still hasn't been laid.
And lester still hasn't been laid.
Billy
Now THAT I believe! It explains a lot!
"And lester still hasn't been laid."
Is that only counting humans...?
More conspiracies revealed:
http://www.thebestpageintheunive...et/c.cgi?
u=af07
I hope lester, jarad and orion are around. Maybe Vanessa too...
That's hilarious, I'm adding that one to my favorites list, thanks witness!!!!
Happy Friday, Billy!
Back at ya !!
Witness, things suddenly don't appear so bleak!!!
Thank you...but there's always hope for next year, right?
Just not for lester, orion, or vanessa!
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
LOL Ya'll are funny. I ain't bringinh anyone anything you know how GD expensive this place is??????
We flew out of San Diego Thursday morning,got into London friday morning, and stayed up all day till 1030 at night.
Saved from some bag jet lag.
No wi-fi here, so borroing the step father in laws desk top will post soon Miss everyone.. Off to the PUBS!!!!
Oh, sure!
Time for the PUBS, but not souvenir shopping for us faithful lads at 'ome!
Never mind. We'll keep the home fires burning, while our hearts are yearning......oh......wrong century.
You could wear that Union Jack hat, you know, and it wouldn't take up any room at all. Better yet, you could have a photo taken of yourself in one of those hats and post the picture when you return! After you visit a PUB or two...hundred!
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
Sorry for the delay Deb:
2 pounds Rocky Mountain Oysters
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
Ό cup yellow cornmeal
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce
Vegetable oil: Enough to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover oysters while frying.
With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each oyster. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the oysters are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each oyster into approximately Ό- to ½- inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or bowl with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.
In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove oysters from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
Enjoy!!
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