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wow! I've never been the first!! Jamie, I believe you outdrank me. I didn't think it could be done, but you have--good girl!! sorry about the puking though...I was lucky enough to escape that fate, unfortunately for my friend Big T, he was not.
I was a good girl for my St. Pat's Day... I probably had the equivalent of alcohol in me (tequila, vodka, melon & strawberry kiwi & butterscotch liqueur, sourpuss) and I didn't puke.
Go me!
Go Scottish heritage!
I've always been a fan of the girly drinks. Hey, if it doesn't taste good, why should I drink it? I'm glad you and ol' CR made up. And I'm glad the porcelain god still lets you pray.
I miss rye and gingers. You've got me all reminiscent of my wilder days (sigh). Oh, I just blogrolled you. Hi!
You are a braver gal than I. I'm such a wussie drinker... frozen cocktails for me. I've never had a straight tequila shot, nor whiskey, there are very few hard drinks I can handle!
Wow, that`s pretty hardcore. I get loud when I drink whisky. Well I get loud whenever I drink but I`m banned from it. Stick to Guinness - my medecine : )
Here's how far out of the game I am. I got a buzz just reading this post. Someday my breasts will no longer be primarily a foodsource and I will once again know whereof you speak. Sort of, anyway.
doing my best to be cool in junior high, i waltzed in to a house party up to a table of kids doing shots of cheap tequila. smiling like a fool at some girl, i slammed two in a row...
what a tough guy indeed.
i spent the next hour forcefully throwing up near the kids trampoline out back. very cool.
tequila was dead to me.
nauseating to even think about.
side note: the first bartending shift i ever had, the first thing i did was break an entire bottle of cuervo at my feet. i was to stupid to wash it away and the smell nearly killed me that night.
long story short.
i mustered up the courage about five years ago and have rekindled that flame...
for a while i couldn't drink a margarita... can you imagine?
terrible.
Terrible indeed. It's always nice to come home to old friends.
I have a skulking suspicion that you and my cousin would get along famously. He's the avid drinker in my family and among my friends and has made it his life's work to "drunking" me up.
By the way, any word on how you like my story yet?
I have no idea what all that stuff can do to a dog or a person, but my sidekick says that once he had eight pints of Guiness over the course of about an hour and a half; he says he felt a bit like you did except much fuller.
He felt great the next morning though, he says it's cause of the vitamins in there. Are there any vitamins in CR?
Just wondering,
Cal
I know you have written this well, when by just the very reading of it, I get that ol' famalier woozy nauseated spinning sensation.
I think I have 3 more of your posts to catch up on Jay.
i cannot hold my drink! teach me how to! teach me!
I love stories of drunken debauchery! More! More!
ps. Have you tried Absolut Kurant? my absolute fave girly drink at the mo is Absolut Kurant and tonic served in a martini glass for class!
Wow..that brings me back to the older days. Now, I can't do that as much any more because I would be sick for about a month.
I drank a fifth of Goldshlager when I was 15, it was my first experience with anything higher than 7% alcohol....
It was so good, and so strange.
I haven't chewed Big Red chewing gum since.
I'm not a drinker, other than the occassional white zinfandel. I just can't stand the taste of anything else. Oh, yes, there is one other, but you will laugh. I can't even remember the name of it, that's how lame this is, it's the alcohol version of a Shirley Temple. I told you it was lame! Usually I just order the shirley temple.
My dad was a big drinker when I was young and he used to give us the purple bags from the Crown Royal Bottles. I must say, it is a very classy package, the bottle and the bag.
*sigh*
I love reading your blog...
I don't drink, but by all accounts I've heard, peppermint schnapps, homemade vanilla extract (which is vanilla beans steeped in vodka) and hershey's chocolate syrup is just about the best (girliest) drink ever.
And my URL, as per your request:
http://www.deadjournal.com/users...s/
alzaetia_jane
Cal, CR has no nutritional value, but I think it has the added benefit of literally burning through any food you might also have in your tummy (some drinks, such as hot tamale vodka, have the power to burn a hole right through your stomach, I do believe).
Ms. Mac, I thought I had tried all the Absolut variations - vanilla, mandarin, etc, but Kurant I have not yet heard of. I may have to get to a bigger city to track that one down, but I will.
And Pamela, I have never heard of this drink, and I can't say if it even sounds good, but you bet I'm going to try it. I'm very dedicated to my craft. Thanks for the recipe.
Jay, love reading your stuff. Up to this point I've never commented, but this was too near and dear to my heart to pass up. CR is my absolute favorite, and I'm happy to hear you've renewed your relationship! Though as of late I've taken it easy on the CR as it is tough to justify $45 for the 1.75L bottle that would only last me a few weeks. I'm sure it is cheaper in your neck of the woods...
Jay, you could hang with us any time.
you're drudging up all kinds of grade school memories for me. good times.
So, you *must* have a post-drinking drink, aye? Bloody Mary perhaps? For a long time, even the thought of them were terribly disgusting-now I would drink them, even outside of the hangover ameliorating benefits...
Lightweight.
Feh.
that's all good and well but- where's the beer? *looks in fridge*. for god sakes, woman, you at least have to have an emergency PBR tall boy! how are we to watch college basketball properly?
NO beer. I do not drink beer. I hate it.
BUT, should you come over, don't fret. Husband is a big-time beer drinker, and there's always a few brands in the fridge.
LOL- First timer but I'm A Cummin back. Many stories here! Porn name courtesy of Wicked Witch's site. Seems to be a penis/sex theme today. Came from Chick & Dick's site. My strap on(j/k) penis is Darth Vader!) Think I need to meet my lover at the door w/ something like yours & J's recipie. 
Oh, your site looks so busy, too. I'm shamelessly offerring drinks if you come by my site and comment: any comment. Drinking alone is no fun.
Lady in R3D ~~8^)
Jeez, Jay! If only I had know you back in my days of being an underage drinker headed North of the border to escape the 21 year old American drinking age! Oh, to an 18 year old, Canada was the place to be! I can't tell you how many times I gave my parents the old "Yeah, mom, I'm sleeping over at Sally's house for the weekend...." when in reality we were road trippin' to Toronto to drink and buy pretty shoes (everyone in Toronto has pretty shoes.) I wish I had known you then, you little scenester! I love Crown Royal - we couda been Drunk Buddies. I definitely would've held your hair for you, whatever color it was then! But alas, I am not longer an underage drinker anymore. I'm just a middle-aged drinker. Ugh. The word "middle aged drinker" just sound so sad and depressing, don't they?
Actually, back then I had spikes, so they pretty much held their own
But thanks.
Jay, nice "punani" reference. I love that word. I got so excited reading about the drinking, as I am sad. The tequila shots especially...once you got to that part of the story I was thinking, "I am RIGHT THERE with you, girl." I love tequila.
I have 3 glasses of wine nowadays and Im shot, I cant take liquor anymore
but if you can Drink Up!!! boy do I love dirty martinis, just one tho!
Jay, excellent post, as usual. Makes me fond of my drinking days... which mysteriously but abruptly ended about 5 days ago.
Being sober does give me a chance to get back on the sauce at the very next opportunity, so I'm not too worried.
Wagons are for quitters anyway.
Sorry, but I couldn't seem to get past "I sucked him dry."
I'll read the whole darn thing later today when I get home from work! LOL
CR is Troy's poison of choice. AFter a couple of those his devil horns start showing and much mayhem ensues.. oh the trouble we could all get in to .....
A six-pack in a weekend is my limit. Any more and I turn into an instant asshole.
My mom keeps her scrabble tiles in a Crown Royal bag. hee hee.
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