that's the funniest thing i've read in ages.
zydeco fish | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 11:50 am | #

makes me want to make love to a j right now.
phizz | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 12:14 pm | #

oh my gosh! That was quite entertaining. I love your conversations!
Molly | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 12:59 pm | #

hahahah
C | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 1:13 pm | #

Please, for the love of God and all that is holy...
PLEASE TELL ME YOU JUST MADE THAT UP!
Jorge | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 1:25 pm | #

hilarious.
Genetic Mishap | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 1:33 pm | #

Phizz stole what I was about to say...

Even though I guess since he said it first I would have been stealing it from him.

Hell, who cares. Definitely a stoned conversation.
Rusty | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 1:35 pm | #

That's it. Addicted.
Anne | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 2:00 pm | #

Holy wakenbake batman that was funny.
feebs17 | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 2:13 pm | #

sweet mercy.

what a kind stoner post.

i am always hungry for high-quality stoner material.

e+
eric | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 2:34 pm | #

Y'all want a single, say fuck that...
BS | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 2:38 pm | #

That's like Dude where's my car.
I feel stoned just reading it.
mrsmogul | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 2:38 pm | #

a major hearty HAHAHAHA!
Ivy | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 3:14 pm | #

Oh lordy, I remember those meaningful conversations!!
Thanks for reminding me, I am going to start listening into my sons phone calls to make sure there aren't any meaningful, intelligent conversations like this going on.
pinkme | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 3:25 pm | #

Wow, man. So deep. Like, philosophy deep even...
: p
JeN | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 3:57 pm | #

LOL! Um, if I wasn't worried one of my kids might run across this, I'd tell you that I have had very similar conversations like this in the past, with my husband.

But thanks for recapping it for me. I'll know what to watch for in my teenagers.
3T (3rd Times a Charm) | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 4:15 pm | #

My kid and his friends are too busy arguing about whether or not pirates beat ninjas. It always seems to come back to that.
Jodie | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 4:36 pm | #

I think i have had those conversations. kids are morons. I am glad we grow out of it.
Snag
Bo_Snagley | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 5:08 pm | #

This post brings back fuzzy memories from my adolecence. Funny, this brings back fuzzy memories and your "yes, dear" post gave me the warm and fuzzies! hee hee
DianaCrabtree | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 5:18 pm | #

This is why you are great, one day you’re on a lesbian rant about Winnie The Pooh & the boys club he’s got going on, another day you’re hooking us up with intelligent, insightful, interesting books to read & today...you’re posting stoner babble sessions...

...I’ll never get bored here...you rule, girl!
Chick | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 5:53 pm | #

You should write a play, Jay. Write an entire play and see what people say.
mojo shivers | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 7:09 pm | #

I had a goldfish once...
Cotard | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 8:09 pm | #

LMAO... I remembered high school.
David | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 8:47 pm | #

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha haha, jay!!! I wish I was there! oh wait, I have been there...many many many times. brilliant.
citygurll | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 9:49 pm | #

urrrr what were you on about again?

yeahh fish man....i get it huhuhhuh
keeefer | Homepage | 04.12.05 - 10:18 pm | #

good thing i will never have kids. great one, jay. great one. nothing sadder than the sort of conservations this age induces.
transience | Homepage | 04.13.05 - 12:27 am | #

sounds like my asshole frat boy neighbor.
jennifer | Homepage | 04.13.05 - 2:22 am | #

I have all this to look forward to. As if the inane babbling about bionicles isn't bad enough! I love my boys but a mum has her breaking point!
ms. mac | Homepage | 04.13.05 - 3:01 am | #

but when it's coming out of your mouth it feels like pearls of wisdom.
jenn see | Homepage | 04.13.05 - 3:31 pm | #