Talk to the Goat
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why i still believe in love.
Damn you for writing such a warm and fuzzy post. I loved it.
But if you ever, and I mean *ever*, come over to my house and touch my monitor with your fingers, I'll gut you. Or at the very least whine loudly.
I'm slowly getting addicted to this.
awwwww, that is so cute...sadly i am not even being sarcastic...
LMAO - yup, i'm officialy jealous - you beat me for cute yet evil psycho.
"...no stranger can be half as bad as some of my relatives, and I'm practically obligated to talk to them" *snort*
I'm growing to love you guys GINORMOUSLY! Beat that!
Humungous is a good one too...
I'm just wandering what you two would be like if you "fell out"...?
Geez Jay, you make me miss being all coupled up. It's great to have someone around that you can give shit to 24/7.
What a lovely post Jay! I especially liked this part...
"Jason presses himself up against his wife. She puts her arms around him, and breathes him in."
Awww, so sweet!
oh shucks, definately jeolous! you guys have it made =)
Oh man..
"Clean stinks. "
So good!
Tanya and I have many a moment like this. I have this feeling if we were to ever meet we would get along immensely, as I have a predisposition to talk to complete strangers all the time.
Ah yes..
"Strangertalk" I calls it.
J
I love it! Keep 'em coming! What a wonderful way to start the day. :o)
Jason sounds much like my husband; my husband doesn't own a toque. :o/
Jay-
I love the further evidence that you two are the cutest, bestest 
couple ever. No, really, I'm almost inspired enough to date myself.
Is cute the word I want to use?
ha ha ha ha
I love this.
oh, P.S. I did put up a link to the comment you got about the women's studies class. if you want to mail her my post too, feel free.
The URL is... HERE
Oh my gosh! Those were great and very entertaining.
Brilliant Jay! This post was sweet, cute, and funny! Loved this format too!
My personal fave on this, "That Jason, is the smell of clean."
"Clean stinks." hehehehe LOVE IT!
Ok, where do I find myself a husband like that? Maybe I need to move to Canada. I've been through every guy in the US and they all suck. You've got yourself a goodie.
I spit my sodipop at the screen (& I’m leaving it there...just for you) because I laughed so hard at your wuss thinking that 72 degree water was cold. My hubby can’t handle the 110 degree shower water I prefer either...& having room to respect him ten times more...mine would totally take a few extra minutes to mull that one over & get it too.
This type of banter sounds so familiar - the alpha male and female in my pack are in their mid 40's and they say that constant verbal tug of war is a sign of companionship health. Though I've seen it turn ugly, for the most part it's way better that the alternative that I've seen in rough relationship cases - silence and passive-aggressive behavior.
Now for dogs, a good snap/bite on the muzzle when your companion gets out of line works followed by the alpha eating all the food and then a shared grooming session. I highly recommend trying this if the banter stops . . .
I just laughed.
Now I just need to find me a witty girl, and I'll be set.
My husband and I have our own computers so there's no debating about cleaning the screen. Also do you have a pool at home? I am 5'4 and he is 6'1. We swim all the time and he likes it when I carry him in the pool, like a baby.
Good. Lord. You guys are soooo cute! Maybe marriage isn't all that scary afterall!
You had me laughing though the whole post, thanks for visiting earlier *hugs*
I'll say this, your relationship sounds like a hoot, sugar. You seem to have a lot of fun engaging your husband whenever possible. It's good to keep that spark... and a pair of boxing gloves for when words simply aren't enough.
I love the lip goo on the monitor, that's one way to stand your ground. It doesn't make sense, he just pops a toque on his bed head, but he doesn't want fingerprints on the monitor? Just pop a toque on his monitor next time, that will cover it up.
my last girlfriend wasn't this funny.
OMG. You girl, are one fucken funny amazing writer!! Thanks for the birthday wish BTW
That is soo cutsey wootsy. (Is wootsy a word?).
hey! I just linked you. Is it "Kill the Goat" or "Saint Vodka of the Martini" or is it "Jay"? Right now I have you listed as "Kill the Goat" Let me know if you want me to change the title!
hehe so cute it brings a tear.
Thanks for the visit Jay, feel free to pop in whenever you want! I always do this stuff late at night, and failed to properly negotiate the haloscan window, which explains the absence of link until recently.
Good on you for chatting up random people on random subjects!
I hate it when my wife puts chap stick on my monitor. I get even by putting deoderant on the television.
Hee hee, what a sweetheart.
This is adorable.
I only started reading when you so sweetly commented on my site, but I have been coming back since.
Reading this post makes me feel warm and fuzzy
I heart your writing.
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