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Haha, so true. I love to get my back scratched, I think we all do. Too bad my ex wasn't as cool as you.
For a moment it seemed like you were talking about handjobs, blowjobs and it turned out to be back scratching... you should add the other two to the "simple creatures" profile. 
And when I'm done with the back scratches, I like to apply a little bit of extra pressure (enough to make red lines, not enough to break skin) and write my name, or something lewd, on said person's back : )
You are soooo right. Nothing better than a good back scratch. Well, almost nothing.
lejnd
I'm the one that usually asks my hubby for a back scratch. I think it happens when I shampoo and the soap runs down my back...and he always scatches. With him, we'll be walking down the street and he'll say, "my butt itches from the soap!" ANd I would make a face and say, no way am I putting my fingers there!!
Interesting intro! You've got us guys down to an art Jay, I love the simpsons, back scratches, sandwiches and my jeans.
Oooh, I'm itchy now! *looks for lovely husband....*
my granddaddy used to scratch my back like nobody's business. he had fingernails just ever so slightly long.
he'd scratch my back and whistle amazing grace.
can't get my wife to do it.
i scratch my little boys' backs and they tense up like it's tickling them.
does a massage therapist do back scratches?
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Yeah, back scratches totally rule. The more painful, the better. That's why I hate being single 
* goes to scratch his back on a rusty nail *
Yep, the scratch seriously beats the rub. I don't know why...it just does.
You have learned well Jedi-Jay!
Testosterone makes for thicker skin. Thicker skin means it takes harder touching or scratching for it to feel really, really good. Ah, the things one learns in nursing school! :D
My wife is the one who likes the scratches and tickles. I guess I'm too sensitive, it just irritates me. Great post Jay.
Oh my ... it's good to know I'm not the only one who uses this to get a lil sumfin sumfin for me ... :D
Although I'm single right now, so I just do the kitty's back... I guess it has the same effect, because she's always following me around and nudgin my hand ... look at the monster I've created...!
dave chappelle had a stand-up special once where he made a joke about a magazine with an article about "100 ways to please your man" (by some woman). he said "100? shiiiiit, there's only four things... suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much".
Well, I do 3 out of 4, but there isn't a man on earth who could get me to shut up.
Ah yes. The back scratch.
It's so true, Jay. So true indeed.
And now that you have let the secret out, I will have to hunt you down and take care of business.
DAMMIT!
There goes my edge.
Jorge
well, this was definitely stimulating! :o)
Saw your Blog on Blog explosion. Loved your article. Ty for saying what needed to be said. Morning scrathcies as i
I love a good one. But like you said, it has to be done right. No sloppiness. Damn, gotta go get the hubby to do me favor now. lol
Ok here's the deal, I don't want my back scratched, I need it scratched. It can be totally agonizing as you rub your back against the corner of a wall, trying to get that spot. Then you get really annoyed and head into the kitchen, grab a long knife and use that, not caring if you pierce yourself or not because you must get that spot.
A scratch behind the ears always does it for me. Dinner afterwards makes it even better. Sorry that you had to post on Britney the other day; it happens to all of us at some point; Suddenly you just can't stand it anymore and voila! - there's a picture of her head on someone else's body on your blog.
Over and %$#&@! out,
Cal the $#&*%! Wonderdog
P.S. What do these symbols *%#$%&!mean anyway, I keep seeing them in dreams . . .
You've done it yet again! Cracked me up in the middle of the night. Nothing beats a perfect back scratch. It sucks when no one is around to scratch my back.. one reason why I need a boyfriend!
I used to give my ex back rubs and she used to give me back scratches. It must be a gender thing. Or maybe it was just that's where our talents lay.
Of course she always said I was a very cunning linguist as well.
so i'm not the only one then? the backscratch is one of the greatest pleasures on this earth, no doubt, no lie. if you master the backscratch, you are worth more than any woman....if i were a bazillion-aire, i would hire people to scratch my back 24 hours a day...
Harder, faster baby.
Its easily explained Jay.
Backrubs are the kind of things that, as kids, guys end up giving their mom when shes hurt her shoulder or trapped a nerve....and so consequently not very sexy.
Back scratches....thats hardcore teenage female sex reaction.....nails diggin in till the fellas shoulders bleeding....scratches so deep you cant wear a tshirt and bend over cos it hurts like hell.
ummmm i have this horrible feeling i just said too much.....sorry guys
*laugh* a map of ottawa. that's classic, and i'm impressed. because i've lived in ottawa for a few years and still can't tell you where nepean is in relation to kanata.
scratching that deviates to the nooks and crannies are quite compelling, too. excellent post. maybe you should do manuals, jay.
"Men are simple creatures with simple needs: sandwiches, The Simpsons, a pair of jeans, and most importantly, back scratches."
You got that right! Men really are kind of simple creatures (I especially noticed a penchant for the Simpsons. My dh feels Homer is everyman. How scary is that!!) But I'm the one who love a good back scratch! or a massage. But a foot massage is what I dream, nay, lust for! (don't tell anyone but I want it more than sex...) The truely sad
thing is that my dh hates to do it, so I go without. Does that mean I can tell everyone I'm celebate?
it is SO true...it was not music that tamed the beast but a good back scatching. I just like a little back rub...with some oil...or whipped cream...whatever.
...I'm almost jealous. 
I love a good back scratch.
My husband? He thinks a back rub feels good for about 35 seconds and then it's just stupid. (for himself I mean) and a scratch? Not so much...
Which is a shame, really--on so many levels. For him and for me!
Wow and I thought my husband was the only one who loved back scratches.
For long-term effects, a good, hard back-rub is the best but for that immediate gratification, a back-scratch is the only thing necessary. The great thing about it is that it can be done at any given moment. Of course, I'm always willing to reciprocate...
i'd go for a foot rub over a back scratch. but then i wouldn't turn down a back scratch either!
Nice euphamisms. I think I get the moral of the story!
My comments keep getting *blown* away. Is there a new rating scale? 
3rd times a charm. It worked! Must be my oral technique.... ROFL
Your back-scratching expertise suggests that you have engendered a true understanding of men...You're a good woman for sharing with those less in the know (I had an idea about this, but hadn't solidified a conscious thought...I just know you're right). Feel free to further expound on other keys to boy happiness, if you have insight....
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