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Hey I can definitely comment on James Joyce. Had to read him in two classes. What is so great about him? Is he the only Irish writer around? Regarding the actress, she must have really been desperate for the money. I've never heard of her since I am deprived of certain tv shows here. Are you having blogger problems?
Hey Jamie, you certainly got something for everyone on this post. Let's see, phone sex for the men, hot hot sausage for the ladies, and dead Irish guys for everyone else! And I am quite proud of you for finishing Finnegan's Wake, any book with the word "Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbron
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denenthurnu " has to be good, right? Am I right?
Jason
P.S: Why do lots of people on your blog get fucked in the ears?
I love the concept: "Friday Fuckfest"
I think it's got 'legs'.
So flexible and wide-ranging, yet it has a central theme. I wouldn't disappointed if it became a regular feature...
did you know that stephen jenkins used to date angelina jolie? how about that image for the inside of your car 
third eye blind sucks though.
and i have to say that i like james joyce. i've only read "ulysses" and "portrait...", but they struck a chord.
I love the James Joyce commentary. I mean, everyone is afraid of saying something...like he is so sacrasanct or something! Thanks for exposing him for his true self.
Cotard: I fully intend for it to become a regular thing.
Phizz: if you ever read Finnegan's Wake, and you manage not to shoot yourself in the process, you'll understand where I'm coming from.
Stephan also used to date Charlize Theron. I saw her boobies a lot while searching his name. I knew you'd want to know.
Jennifer: I figure if I can take pot shots at the pope, then Joyce is fair game.
Yeah, but what did you think of "Finnegan's Wake"? Did you hate it as much as I hated Dickens, Shakespeare or Geroge Elliott? Now don't get me wrong - watching Shakespeare is OK once in a while - he was clever and funny. But to HAVE to READ and EXAMINE it all for a lousy qualification...
...that's like asking to find out what someone had for breakfast by using gloves, tweezers and a petri dish to examine their stools...
D'ya think Joyce really took it in the ear?
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I would venture to guess that that's not the least of where he took it.
I happen to love Dickens and Shakespeare, but I read them for leisure, not in a high school setting. People really give these guys a bad rap if they were forced to read them, but trust me: pick it up as an adult, and it's really quite good.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage.
Damn, Mongakim took the words right out of my mouth, but she's have to pry the sausage from my cold dead... well, you know what I mean!
Ah, like buttah.
An excellent way to put it, girl.
I'd call that chick.
Thanks for ruining that book for me.
and as to the last one... no comment.
Stephen Jenkins is a hottie and he used to date Charleze Theron...I met him and actually, don't ever do this because then he will deserve an ear fucking. He's pretty much a bastard and he wanted my friend to give him a blowjob (when he was going out with Ms. Theron)...when she didn't comply, he got bored with her. I guess that's how a lot of men would act...oh well. Oh and James Joyce can go burn in Hell with Faulkner for all I care!
But is hell REALLY that sexy? All that fire and stuff?
I can't believe Evangeline Lilly did that. Well, I can. What would be funnier is to see Sawyer calling in.
"Hey there, freckles..."
Jay, I will be 1/2 way to you this weekend, as I will be visiting Brockville. I'll yell a "hello" really loudly.
Yes, hell is pretty sexy, I'd say. Fire and flames are full of passion, and that's where the naughtiest, randiest people get sent. Way sexier than sterile old Heaven, I'd say. And the crown royal flows like water...
That is my new favorite word: fucktwat.
Yep! I like your word fucktwat. But "Friday Fuckfest" takes the cake! Or the Crown Royal, whichever you prefer
He'd be better with his hands if he played trumpet *grin* but I've always been a sucker for a biker with a drumkit (got to be a standing joke with some of my friends *blush* especially if said mobile musician was called Dave)
any idea what kind of bike?
I find that tells me all I need to know...
I know Frampton... I can't help that he's in my head, he wasn't invited.
fucktwat has got to be one of my favourite words.
surprised to see someone else using it ; surprised and delighted.
why hate Joyce for Finnegan's Wake when it's so much easier to hate him for Portrait of the Artist?
I have like 15 pages left to read of Finnegan's wake, thanks for ruining it for me.
I guess I'll just call the sex line now.
now then. is it, or is it not cheating if it's on the phone? I always kinda thought it was...but I'm 1/2 whore, so I'm not quite sure.
If it's a 900 number I kinda think it's cheating++ because you're paying.
Now then. James Joyce. I finished The Oddesy this year. If F.W. is even close to as obtuse as The Oddesy then yes, Yes, YES! Jesus...that book took me months and months. I'd read a page a day and then say...wtf?
Finally...Stephan Jenkins looks kinda gay. Sorry.
Well, I have to agree with you on Finnegan's Wake. No fun. But I do have a soft spot in my heart for The Dubliners. So much more enjoyable.
Hi Jay, if it helps at all, my wife worked for that phone company as a trainer. I loooove talking to the missus.
I'm glad we don't get those Lilly commercials here in the US...they might ruin Lost for me forever and I adore that show!
mmmmm hmmmm. buttah...
you actually finished finnegan's wake? you should get a medal or monetary prize belong to an elite group or something for that....
I love to read, but I've never attempted Finnegan's Wake and don't plan to any time soon. Amen on Stephan Jenkins! But then again I seen to be turning into a dirty old woman, er, sexy senior citizen. How old does one have to be to be a senior? I've only watched Lost one time. I read more than watch TV. Am I missing something good?
Hey Jay...Thanks for stopping by my blog. I hated Joyce's writing, really could not get into 'Lost' anyway and I'd prefer the lead singer of Maroon 5 but I wouldn't kick Stephan Jenkins out of bed for eating crackers.
damn, I didnt make the "Friday's Most Fuck-Worthy" list again this week... this sucks, last time I shave my back for you!
JQP esq.
loved your commentary on james joyce. it takes a brave soul to fuck joyce in the ear.
me lova the stephen jenkins.
Hey... they have OktoberFest... why don't they make a FuckFest? That'd be cool! I'd go!
I not only read Finnegan's Wake; I've read Proust. It's kind of scary.
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