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Fuck-you juice eh?
I'll have to try it. You think they'll ship it over?
Woman, you put the fun back in dysfunctional. Not that you are, it just seemed a good idea to say that. Then again maybe it wasn't. I'm scared now.
wow. that sounds like fun. :P
LOL! Oh Jay! YOU made "one of those week-ends" halarious! That is a special gift, to be able to take one of those week-ends, where our expectations come crashing down, and make it funny!
My "next one of those week-ends" I will be coming to this site, to re-read this post!
This post for me, is one of your Top 20.
I get really down when my expectations end up in the gutter. This post will bring the laugh that is needed.
And on a side note, I hope things improve! 
Hi Jay, remind me to never visit when you're cranky. Oh, old prison trick, roll a newspaper up in a roll as tightly as you can, then bend in half. The fold in the paper is hard enough to put nails through wood if you do it right.
Haha that's cool! I am similar with my husband. I will stamp my feet and say, "Make me something to eat!" And he scurries off to do it!
Ah... wuv, twoo wuv ^_^
I'll guess that the title has something to do with the text, but I'm not gonna speculate.
Thanks for the laugh though as I head into my own weekend... ooh laundry!
Ok, why don't we live closer so your moxie can rub off on me: a nice tall glass of fuck you juice. I LOVE IT.
-jw
Just adding this here.
Come on over join the forum and get more visitors to your site. It's fun
It's a pity you didn't get to impose yourselves on Ottawa. There's a city that needs more you.
Has the Men's Liberation movement not reached Ontario yet? How about some sympathy for the poor guy's ankle?
how on earth do you twist your ankle folding laundry?
I've done the calculations and I seem to only be getting 13% sympathy from the blogging community. Yes, it did turn out to be a busy weekend...busy making Jamie happy, but is there any other way to spend a weekend?
-Jason
That one night with the warm applesauce head sounded awfully good, though.
How funny are you? Very.
i wish my man would be a bitch once in a while. LOL! this post had me tearing up.
Awww that's terrible. I hopefully you can head out to Ottawa next weekend and enjoy life a bit.
Before coming back west, I use to live in "The Prior" and would always enjoy a gaunt into Ottawa.
Hope next weekend goes better.
Oh and how do you hurt yourself folding laundry anyway? Was he Jazzerizing while folding? Was he pretending he was Michael Kwon? If he ever tells you, let me know. I might be in Ottawa in the summer anyway, so I might question him myself 
If you're going to Ottawa, you'd better visit Dave, or he'll cry.
Well I go to Ottawa every few weeks, it's not exactly a travesty, or a special occasion.
So much anger for a woman with such a small nickname.
I love it.
Oh Jay and Jason what are we going to do with you two? Well, time to kiss and make up. And for God's sake Jay, get Jason a crash helmet for all the laundry folding incidents that may or may not happen in the future.
Mojo: I am indeed an anger ball. Do not let the small name or the small stature fool you.
Melina: you made me hornk. I love it!
I think making Jamie's happy on the weekend should be mandatory. Just tell me how you got him trained so well...
That's still 2x unanswered questions though...
1. How the fuck does somebody twist their ankle folding towels?
2. Why do your lips hurt real bad?
Other than that, nice to know what wedded bliss sounds like :D Can't wait. No really I can't :p LOL
Jay: I'm sorry you had a rough weekend. But, honestly, how the hell DO you twist your ankle folding laundry. You should really get Jason a book for all the exercises weal-ankled people have to do. (like the H)
Anyways, try changing up your drink order a bit. You seem a martini fan. Next time you want a soother, try a key lime pie martini, or a chocolate macaroon martini. Very soothing and satisfying, though the cream will catch up with you.
Since you paid out the nose over the weekend, your week is going to rock. Right?
~B
Hey Jay,
You did your post on women in Disney movies, and I just did one on women in video games.
Howcome I still get made out to be the nerd? : p
P.S. you're welcome for the blogs canada link. but don't thank me, thank Google ha ha ha
1. Sitting on the bed, folding laundry he leaned back to reach for socks and then he stood up really quickly and his ankle wasn't straight.
2. If you don't get the reference, you don't deserve to know.
The "nice tall glass of fuck you juice reminded me...I have a line for when you're arguing (especially in public)...
"Hey, see that queue all the way over there? Why don't you go and stand in it?"
(Yes, it's the far queue) especially good for airport (where me and my now ex came up with it. We were laughing too hard to fight for much longer on that occasion.)
Yeah, I'm bad when I get all worked up over some future outting and then the whole damn thing falls through. I'd be drinking fuck-you juice, too.
But, I hope Jason feels better (if not just for the fact that you'll have better adventures and less crab juice.)
That sucks, but you managed to squeeze in some Napoleon quotes, so I can tell you can at least find humor in it. Atta girl.
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