Talk to the Goat
Me, myself and I have discussed it and we haven't been able to come up with a satisfactory answer...
Seems we both had a head banging weekend...I hit my head by wamming my head (inadvertently) into the corner of a low shelf...there was blood, crying & lots of swearing...I'd have laughed at me...if I’d been someone else.
& bravo to your mom in law...serving wine in soup bowls...she’s a heck of a hostess...I love her already.
Tidbits sounds better than morsels or...mouthfuls...no?
hmmmm... they look suspiciously like dot points Jay. Could it be catching?
Cotard's broad definition of 'Tidbit':
"Something small or brief in nature, yet surprisingly tasty or appealing, often resulting in a whetted appetite."
Are not chopped tomoatoes tidbitty? Ewww yuk!
I love Shake'n'bake courtesy of our wonderful Canadian mates. The rest of the world doesn't know what they're missing!
#4 is eerily familiar. As for tidbit, I defer to Mirriam-Webster: "a choice morsel of food."
1. That sucks. You need to place your face against the stove window while some rising crust pizza cooking....
2. When is your birthday? I am going to buy you a football helmet.
3. Bugs are funny that way. Except Bugs Bunny. When he hits your windshield, you DEFINITELY hear it.
4. What she needs to do is to soak the chicken in wine. This way, you don't need to worry about a fork, and it's more convenient to drink.
5. Do you hug yourself during erotic films as well? 
6. Just tell your friends that you are getting shots that are 10x more potent than what normal humans drink.
7. He probably didn't go for it because he didn't want to have to choose between putting gas in your trunk or flaming jack 'o lanterns to get ready for October. And you just can't put BOTH of them in there at the same time, can ya?
8. A tidbit? Why it's more than a smidgeon and less than a pinch. Didn't you do Home Ec?
Jay, I'm worried about the bang to your head. It seems that you're posing challenging philosophical questions about pineapple 'tidbits'. I'm not sure that we, as a readership, are ready for this yet. See a doctor, or a fruiterer.
There are people who refuse to go to scary/intense movies with me because THEY will have bruises...Jurassic Park was so intensely awful I had to go sit in the lobby during the kitchen scene -- and I knew what was coming because I'd read the book. It didn't matter.
Chick, I hope your head is doing better, and that you haven't lapsed into a coma while you slept.
Cotard, good job on the definition. Much more appealing than any others.
Ms Mac, I am no fan of shake n bake, the only other time I've had it is on a leathery substance my mother called "pork chops".
Shane, in Canada we call them fruiticians. she wasn't very helpful.
Jorge, the problem is, my friends already think I drink way, way too much.
Furthermore, I already told you my birthday is July. Not in July, just July. I celebrate the month.
Also, I did happen to take Home Ec, and I did happen to ace it, and I do happen to know that your definition is a load of crap. So there.
I was wondering why your pants were down while watching the car being washed .. a sunburnt ass must be painful !
I love you mom-in-law's hostessing skills, wine in a bowl ,whatta dream!
I love this blog... I'll be back!
The worst is when the bugs hit the windshield and are still very much alive despite being splattered all over.
Nothing like driving with a green/yellow smeared windshield full of twitching legs (and no, the twitching is not always caused by wind).
My sidekick likes M&M's - they don't come in tidbits, but at the bottom of the bag there are "memnants" - maybe they could be repackaged and sold. Unfortunately I'm not even allowed to taste chocolate, so I've never had any. But at the bottom of the dog food bag there are always "kibblets" which when added to the "memnants" would make for a tasty trail mix to take with you and munch on when you are drinking your bellini.
Cal, you are a worthy one.
JeN, we were cruising down the highway, and when a bug hits the windshield at 120km/hr, there is no life, or even discernible body parts, to be found.
Ya gotta guard your head there Jay! You only get one per life. Concussions are nasty, and HURT! Hope you feel better soon.
Pineapple tidbits ARE the only great fruit canned in my opinion. Best served really really COLD!
tidbit: a small piece of "tid"
hope your head is feeling better.
and you need to fight back whenever jason beats you! with-hold back scratches!
and what a intimate description of your frozen tigolebitties! =)
I used to make chicken with shake and bake when I was a kid! I thought I was such the gourmet cook.
Tidbit sounds better than "Titbit" though...
Sorry to hear about your head. I had a similar experience playing softball about 4 years ago.
I was going for a triple, just reaching third base when the throw from the left fielder (this guy threw about 70mph I kid you not) stuck me in the back of the head.
To this day I still have a lump.
Sin City wasn't scary!! Lol, it was an action movie!
I didn't say it was scary, but there were some parts that were surprising (although these days, any movie rates this because any sound played back at such a high volume can be startling). When I'm scared, I just pee my pants. Simple as that.
Sin City was SO scary! when that moon-faced child with the floaty hair and the two sabres entered the fray, I was out of it---just sat there with the bits where my nipples used to be entirely tingly while I zoned out trying to remember what my blankie used to look like. If I'd had mushed insects on top of that, I couldn't be responsible for the results.
"tidbit" sounds naughty after too many margaritas.
Oh, well, take it from LaLaLand - goose eggs on the forehead are the newest in thing. You're styling.
Two of my 5 daily meals are cottage cheese with pineapple. I suck.
Bah!
You took Home Ec OUTSIDE of Toronto. Here they teach you how to make apple pie, and then kill someone with it.
As for your birthday, I already knew that. It was simply asked to make the post meatier.
Hmmm...
Meaty post you say....
Can I go to the movies with you?
Ah, finally someone has had the courage to speak up and give tidbits the kudos they deserve. Those darn pineapple chunks just make an unseemly bulge in your mouth in mixed company. But the tidbits...just right.
Your lists are hilarious. And sorry to hear of the various self-inflicted injuries.
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You should have brought the gas down to me, Jay. I need cheap gas.
And clowns. I need more clowns.
you have the coolest life around...
1. ROFL
2. Aww. At least it didn't bleed
3. What colour?
4. Don't you need a "fork-lift" license for one of those things?
5. Brrrr.
6. Just have at least 2 shots every time... Grrrr.
7. :|
8. Prefer peaches
:p
Oh #3 disgusts me every time ...
Yeah, what IS up with pineapple tidbits? Is there any other fruit that is sold in such a variety of forms in a can?
Sounds like your weekend was fun!
Pineapple Tidbits? Is that a fruit version of Timbits? MMMM little donut hole thingys. AHHHHHH
oh man... I was driving home from work one day and had a BIRD crash into the grill of my car. ...it then flopped up and landed on my windshield before rolling off and onto the road. ...needless to say, there were bird bits ALL over the hood and windshield of my car and guess what?
...it was at that moment that I discovered I'd run out of washer fluid so when I flipped on the wipers all I did was smear it all around. That was when I was commuting 45 minutes one way through the middle of nowhere.
That was a VERY disgusting rest of the ride home. ACK.
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