Talk to the Goat
Exhibit: Today I gave in to the Cranberries cd that I've been ignoring all week.
Verdict: I can't say I'm sorry, but what the hell ever happened to that band?
Fair rulings.
Who's going to be punished for the final verdict?
Exhibit: Today a million people asked for haikus. I delivered
Verdict: I am insane, and so every day is good somewhere.
Alice Munro writes good books? 
To be fair to Rory, those were potent drinks, and she IS from the U.S.A. 
2 cups of punch. The little harlot!
I've decided that people on TV are more stupid than real people.
...
I take that back.
Mrs. Mogul as a lawyer:
Jay, is it true that you were using Febreeze? My witnesses say you were using some generic product bought off drugstore.com.
Also, I understand that you said husband left crumbly bits of soap? Well, where is the rest of this soap and what did YOUR husband do with it?
We adjorn so you can watch Gilmore Girls!
i'd say overall bad. but lovely to read about.
Oh my, your day sounds strangly like my day...
Working in Eeyore PJ? How freakin' lucky are you!
And HEY, we Americans can hold our alchy alright?!! Rory is mis-representing!
Eeyore PJs? Hahaha... oh, you're a girl, that's OK.
Mrs Mogul, it was indeed non-generi real Febreeze. I'm not sure I've even seen the generic stuff yet, but it wouldn't make much difference because it's Jason who's obsessed with it.
And I don't really know where the soap goes...well, I have an idea.
Cool is my sidekick;
Thus I can be myself with
This long-rotten bone.
I shat leg lifted
In the rain, happier than
Chihuahuas at dinnertime
Today I put nose
In many dog behinds - Yes!
Love kissing your face.
Warning everyone!
Mail man - come to steal food and attack
Look! Look! Bark! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Think of meaning in Haiku.
Hello neighbor dogs--Smell this!
Warning everyone!
Garbage man - in my space - attack!
Bark! Oh, whatever.
What should I blog now?
The crap is spewing from me
Mind stream idiotic.
Warning everyone!
Postal carrier--attack!!!
Bark! Look! Bark! ah --- chooo!
My human is back!
About time he helped me guard
Lick scrotum, then his face
Danger everone!
Lawn mower- use sneak attack . . .
Bark! Bark! Cough! Hack! blechhhh!
On walk, sidekick yanks
Look, humans choke - bit meanies
Choke! Sputter! Spew! Arckkkk!
Laying now, my chin
On your ankle - this is right,
Thank you for this life
I love, I love you
More than food I miss
When you go in car
Forget all training?
Other dog - go see now!!! Why?
Sidekick not exist
Did I mention love?
Right now you are eating meat
I love you so much.
You think cuddle good
I think I train you better
Smell this love butt gas
Have to go and live
Weblog make me leave real life
Doorbell ring! Atttttaaaaack!!!!!
Cal (ever the) Wonderdog
So that was your stomach I heard growling all the way down here in Arkansas. I thought it was a jet flying low..lol. Your days seems similar to mine except I have to get up at 5:30 to get the kid off to school. But after he leaves, it's back to bed to sleep until 11 or 12.
My other half is working out of town during the week also. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one enjoying their freedom rather than pining away from loneliness.
Feel better soon! Yeah Rory needs a good slap on Gilmore Girls, her whiny voice and craziness is getting old!
She lost her virginity? It's about time. She's had the brain of a 35 year old since the show started, about time her vagina started catching up.
..........i'm still laughing over the mother fucker due to leather and thighs............
Well it's not so funny on this end!
And yeah, about Rory, it's about time she became a slut, but dude, at least pretend you're having fun. If I knew her in real life, I suspect she would not be my friend. A prude and a light weight? Um, sorry, no room at the inn!
Lol, you have very interesting days. I loved the Overweight Antelope haiku. ^____^
"goodish" is a great word. I usually say, "highly mediocre."
Jay: I think Rory just needs to hang out with you.
Cal: Well done!
Ha! Well she can't come to my inn anytime soon, unless we run out of people to make fun of and throw spitballs at.
Exhibit A: I wake to blinding light. Slowly realise light is normal and eyes are hurting. Try to sit up. Can't. Nauseous. Head pounding. Very bad hangover and i have to go to work.
Verdict Bad, Very Bad
Exhibit B: Get to work feeling like crap. Boss is off! Get to bum around in office nursing hangover.
Verdict:Good
Exhibit C: no posts on blog from Jay
Verdict: Bad. probably eeyore related
I lived in Exhibit A for years. Having a child solved that. I have no idea what sleep is anymore.
i would overrule your day and raise you a pink martini.
At work reading blogs about showers, sexy ass stuck in chair, jogging in wet white tee..
Verdict...fuck me.
If your day had been a case on Law and Order (do you watch that show up in Canada??), Jerry Orbach would be alive and he would be partnered up with Chris Noth still. And your day would be ruled a mistrial and a do-over, so you'd get another, better one, and then Chris Noth would make sweet sweet love to me.
God, these new meds are great!
11AM!!?? Man, I really need to give up on this 4:30AM thing. I can't even enjoy watching the sun rise on my way to work since it shines directly in my face and blinds me as soon as it peeks over the mountains. Maybe I'll see if there's a way to make wine over the internet...
Exhibit A: Another funny post from Jay.
Verdict: Damn brilliant
Keefer, I like to think that one post per day is more than enough!
Supine, while I do not personally watch it, it does play here. And yeah, I'll take a mulligan. Or two.
Anthony, wine is what gets people like me through the day!
Random Girl, mille mercis.
too hungover. I meant comments on my blog from jay.......will anyone notice if i crawl under my desk and go to sleep?
exhibit q: read jay's blog, laughed and enjoyed it.
verdict: excellent.
exitbit r: left stupid ass note on jay's blog, feebly attempting to come across as witty, but really only showing how pathetic i am.
verdict: well, what do you expect? i'm pathetic...
ok, so you kept throwing good words in there, like copiously and decadence and I found myself getting way too distracted in a heady sorta way.
headache + upset tummy... seems to be going around. I'm attributing mine to my stupid sinuses that attract infections every other month... producing migraine-level headaches complete with nausea, etc. Stupid sinuses. Stupid headaches.
Bah...
OMG! I thought the very same thing about Rory myself. My lovely husband asked me how the GG's was that he procured for me and my response was "Not the best episode" He was visibly shocked!
You don't like the sponge contraption things on ropes? You're not doing it right, sweets!
Damn good post Jay, and thanks for using the word "wanker"...
I always figure it's a good day if nobody died -- especially if it's a study patient. I used to tell my psych patients they were not allowed to commit suicide while on study because the 20 pages of paperwork would make me crazy. Seems to have worked -- I never lost one in the 12 years I did that.
Mostly I have good days. :D
Eeyore is the best by far.
Exhibit L: citygirl FINALLY had time to catch up on her blog friends.
verdict: peed her pants laughing.
I love you.
Ouch...put Eyore between you & that leather chair...that’s what he’s meant for...but you know that already...doncha?
Gilmore girls is the most dialogy (so what if that’s not even a word...I’m going to use it anyway) show ever...& that’s why I love it. After I watch it...I speak in run on sentences for hours & annoy everyone around me...they roll their eyes at me & try to walk away...but I’m too fast for them...so they have to endure my ramblings & deal with it (sort of like now).
Interesting peek into your day. I can ID w/ that sticking to leather thing and similar work attire (first typed "attired" lol.
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