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Oh God, Kabbalah! The new scientology, if you ask me!
Not too keen on Keira Knightley but I did bawl my eyes out through that scene in Love Actually when she opened the door and Egg from This Life told her on those cards how much he loved her!
I'm such a sap! And I love the name Benedict. I'd have another baby boy if I was allowed to call him Benedict!
I hear that real Jews/Kabbalah folks are pretty pissed about thier religion being turned into a fad...but yeah.
As for Ms. Knightley: YUM.
i think i could force myself to do her...when is she coming over? i should be so lucky...
Pretty soon the popemobile will look like the batmobile
Don't you think the new pope sort of lookes like a cracked out Ed McMahon?? Or am I the only one? He is creeptastic.
i'm sure the rest of the post was entertaining, but i spent way to long staring at ms. knightly, and then the smallist hint of mention of the pope and i had to wander off looking for beer and chocolate to cheer myself up again. Ah, keira. be mine....!!
Ms. Mac, I loved that scene too, Love Actually is one of my favourite movies. Of course, a lot of the British actors were unknown to me, so I find it funny that they're famous from something else.
While delightful, Keira Knightly's got some strange teeth. It's like they were stolen from a good looking cadaver and glued to her gums.
I still want to jump her, but I'm just saying.
OMG...that scene in Love, Actually....I weep uncontrollably every time I put myself through it, which is alot. She is just luminous. And HE...well... grrrrrrrrrrrrrowl.
Fucktard Pope indeed, and don't forget "former Hitler youth".
I wonder if Britney and Madonna have red tampon strings, too? EWWWWWW!!! Sorry!
I don't know about Ed McMahon, but Benedict does look like Palpatine (from Starwars)....
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And I've never seen the pope-mobile, but wow...it's something else.
I think the pope looks like a demented evil bastard, maybe even a child molester.
Kabbalah is the new Scientology.
is that the popemobile now? I remember when I was in Montreal, I saw the rehearsal of the popemobile and it was very simple.
PS. I love Madonna so can't diss her. PSS - If you click on NANCY, there is a link to the site
Fantastic Fuckfest this week! Mainly cuz I agree with you on all counts.
And Panthergirl's musing on Madonna and Britney's tampon string made me laugh out loud!
Hope yours is a great week-end Jay!
The pope is now dubbed "Scary Pope" because he does indeed resemble a troll.
The whole kabbalah movement makes me sick. Kabbalah has it's tradition in Jewish story telling in Eastern Europe and it's a part of the Jewish religion for many orthodox Jews. You can't just have the Kabbalah w/o the rest. I saw someone wearing a madonna tee-shirt from her most recent concert tour and it said Madonna in HEBREW LETTERS. I have to say, I was offended. And I'm not one of those Jews that walks around saying everyone is anti-semitic. The whole thing just strikes me as wrong.
You have good taste on who to fuck.
And the same issues with the Pope, too...v. cool...(and nice inclusion of the popemobile pic.)
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Yes, when I saw the new pope, my first thought was "CREEPY!" and that was before I'd known about the German army stint.
I wonder if the Popemobile was designed by those folk who gave us the weinermobile?
I think Mr. Popeness should have kept RatZinger. Much more cool name.
A little too skinny .. but I could be pursuaded to the other side for her..
Dave, I am forever at your mercy...every time I see her I saw what the hell is up with her teeth? underbite? overbite? I'm never sure what it is, but good for her, because she's still a hottie either way. Flaws only make people more beautiful. And yeah, she's too skinny, but in hollywood it can't be helped. I do know that for the purposes of all of my lesbian encounters, I definitely require some meaty softness.
That picture of Britney Spears is fantastic. Says it all really.
I'm can't remember when exactly I became embaressed to be Catholic. The fad religion is starting to look better
...grinning madly at your own note. "...meaty softness," indeed. It's like... a requirement.
But I do have to say--go GAWD--look at her SKIN.
Don't you just want to have a LICK? I mean..
YUM.
I think the Knightly girl could do with a couple of hamburgers. I'm sure she's lovely, but a tad skinny for me. That's why I never return her calls...
Eggs Benedict will remain my favourite breakfast dish despite its name being hi-jacked by a dress wearing, troll-like, silly hat wearing, funny car driving german.
Don't try and understand religion, just pity those poor saps that fall for all of its bullshit...
Actually, I don't liek Kiera. If there was one female celeb I'd make out with, it'd be Elisha Cuthbert.
You Joke about the Pope DVD... I think I am going to Puke...
PS... You live in Ontario? TOTALLY invited to our party tomrrow!!!!
Jay, I loved the post, but have been looking forward to some more fridge magnet wisdom for a few weeks now, and I am denied every time.
She is totally hot. I love the part in Love Actually where he plays her wedding video. She is absolutely beautiful.
Nice rant. Brought many smiles to my face today.
KIERA KNIGHTLY... sooooo hot.. want to touch the hiney!
The new popes great. What with all the problems we have with the extremist muslims, isnt an extreme catholic, who previously held the title of 'Grand Inquisitor' or some such name, just what we need to unite the church and the multifaithed countries we now live in?
And todays hymn is 'Jesus wants me for a suicide bomber'.
Thank God for the distraction of Kiera Knightley
Kabballywood.........
strange how pope benedict does not have the charisma of his predecessor.
God, all those hours of self relfection WASTED! You mean to tell me all I had to do was tie a string around my wrist??? Why wasn't I informed?
You have to admit, you'd attract some attention cruising around in the Pope-mobile. But, he kinda looks like a display in a freak show, all encassed in glass like that.
Organised religion. Fad religion. Would you like fries with that?
I can't get over the CD/DVD of papal prayers including 'performances by n'sync, Britney Spears, and Faith Hill.
I mean like - huh?!
Sheesh.
Everything is turning into a fad. Even fad forming is a fad.
I have never been more embarassed to be a human being.
Except for that time when John Tesh did anything.
That was pretty bad too.
I'm Jewish, too & agree w/ what (Jewish) Jennifer said.
Yes, that babe is hot, alhto I'm not bi so no fantasies 4me & it's not "Mr. Escape Artist's and my thing" to ..well never-mind lol.
Pope: To say I'm not enamoured w/ the choice doesn't begin to address the concerns I have.
- Lastly, by coincidence, I have a quote up on my current post w/out having seen this one, that directly supports non-standard religion or atheism. I wove it in to EARTH DAY. _
Interesting Friday event. Have I been away too long or have you had this "tradition" all along? Cool idea! 
kk? a little scrawny for my taste but she is quite a doll.
I have a couple clients who follow the kaballah. they just changed there names. they did it 'scientifically', which means they found the necessary astrological data and documented personal desires to support the 'energy' they wanted to put out. there is a book with names. and you can find out what yours 'should' be depending on the energy you want to put out. what do you want? don't you realise the universe has been throwing you an all you can eat buffet this whole time and all you have to do is know the password to get in?
or something like that.
I've decided 'johnny crash' is still a good stage name and I'm sticking with it. 'chief phat jams' is too obvoius- I'll never be native or black. I only wish I could be. and I just have to live with that.
as for 'jonathan david'. I like my real name. I doubt anyone can think of a better one for me.
In the popemobile, the pop looks like he's sitting on the toilet.
I'm from small town Ontario too. Well, kind of, not really. It's a moderately small town, compared to Toronto anyways.
Haha nice cartoon with the pope hat.
Oh and I think I saw the popemobile in MTV's Pimp My Ride, you should have seen JPII jumping all over X_ZERO like a little girl! 
Oh and feel free to invite me to the make out session with Keira. 
J/K I'll just watch you two go at it
Funny. Since "Bend It Like Beckham" I've told my friends that Kiera would be the one if I ever decided to go lesbo. I'll fight you for her!
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Hmm. That's a little rude. What's even more rude is that you attributed it to Jen, who is a way better person than that. Jeez.
Anyway, thanks for visiting, do come again.
Maybe I am the faggot America
(although, I always thought I resembled a cow more than a pig. Next time, take a closer look.)
(thank you to Panthergirl for letting me know that this guy has been making the rounds...)
LOL!! Yea! What is it with that stupid string?!!
Great pic of Kiera! She is indeed the new hotness! I've enjoyed her in every movie I've seen her in.
I totally dig this post!
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