Talk to the Goat
I can't decide whether to salute him or call him a cab.
It's official, he's my dad. Dad, where have you been and why are you with Jay now? Nah, don't all guys say that? Seriously, I think they do.
Yay... I'm all excited that the magnetic letters are back, but there are so many words this time. I think "worship TV" is a pretty good phrase to be gathered from there, but I challenge someone to come up with a single sentence that uses 'em all.
righty tighty lefty loosey. that's almost always true. you got yourself a real handyman there. my wife actually uses that phrase. she also raised pigs. yup. I got me one o them real women.
The first time I heard that phrase, I laughed too. It's almost as good as "slick as snot", another phrase that makes me laugh.
That's practical 'man-think'. It should be encouraged, not ridiculed... he was right wasn't he?
Lol, this is the first time I've heard that rhyme!
Haha no the letters make sence!
So...was it right? right tight, left loose???
a wise wise man. mock you not.
Yes it's true, but it's ridiculous.
My sidekick uses that one to teach kids how to figure out which way to turn the wrench - it really works well. But I don't think you would often hear an adult male saying that bit in a group of other adult males (unless maybe he was being condescending to some girlie-man.) 'Cause that would be like me rolling over on my back when playing with a bunch of males and asking them to rip me to shreds. Of course I'm just saying all the above to get a reaction 'cause I could care less about tools unless they are used to open up a can of dog food or whoopass or something. There I go again, trying to get a reaction for no real reason . . . I think I need to get out of the back yard more, I'm starting to get stir crazy, or maybe it was that mug of Guinness my human left on the ground next to his chair that I drank (I drank the Guinness, not the chair - what a silly language - English.) Am I rambling again, 'cause I hate when I do that . . .
that's almost too adorably gay. 
I really just can't take my mind off the worship sausage.
though when reading your story that was the phrase that popped into my head. but i like the answer above mine (transience) better.
lol, wonder if he'd use that one on a child proof container.
never heard that phrase before. it is kinda cute. and as transience said
OMG! We had the righty tighty lefty loosey discussion with our boys this weekend. James, of course, insisted that it was the other way round. By the way, did you know that that rule doesn't apply to gas bottles? (not in Australia, anyway!)
Part life: eat together like sausage worship lazy, red TV.
if sausage equals man, then the above statement means eat together as often as a sporting events air on le television.
dange taps! the only taps i truly enjoy are the ones that pour out the bitter-sweet nectar i need to survive - as cal the wonderdog slobbered - guinness. cheers to taps!
Jay: I've never heard that before.
Jason: I've never heard that before.
Everyone: (In a whisper) Back away slowly, I think he's loaded....
LOL! I think it's cute! And if it's true, it's handy to know!
I think they teach little boys that in kindergarten. I had much the same reaction the first time I heard someone ask me for a yankee screwdriver when I worked in the hardware department at Sears.
Umm you married to Gomar Pyle?
Love the Gomar Pyle suggestion 
, but really Jason: sage advice. A classic saying that'll do ya right every time, and Jay, I'm sure you'll never HAVE to ask again (although, you may WANT to ask anyways, just to make fun of him-not that I need to suggest that to YOU....)
I think we might be married to the same man- or at least from the same bizzare gene pool...
When a guy first said that to me, I immediately thought he made it up to make me look stupid. And now I inevitably do, when I murmur, "Righty tighty, lefty loosey" to myself when opening things.
Yankee screwdriver? What is it, and people actually ask for them by name?
LOL! Love your site. Will be back to visit more!
you're married to my grandmother, you necrophiliac.
Omg, am I the only one who uses that? I say that to my daughter all the time ..!!
*sigh*
From what I can tell, I'm being moderately mocked. But remember, beware he who holds the water hose and knows how to turn it on.
Oh Jason, I would never mock you...
Okay, well my point was, we've been together forever, and still, every once in a while, something escapes you that I've never seen before, and it takes me by surprise. I get to thinking that I know every last neuron in your big empty head, and then it's quite a shock to find out that I don't.
One of the things I love most about you is that you would say that in mixed company, even among men, because you're a funny guy, and because you don't care what other people think. That is a wonderful quality to have.
When my roommate in university told me that that (lefty loosey shit) is how he remembered things, I punched him square in his two year old boy mouth.
uhm... i use that one with my kids.
I can't open things without saying that either, though I usually manage to say it in my head!
I say that all the time! - under my breath of course, just to remind my brain to stop being so damned retarded and TURN IT THE RIGHT WAY
Ho hum heheh
Chris.
i've always said that.. i laughed the first about 6 times. now i'm used to it. now i laugh at random words like 'turnip' and 'pedestrian'. i think that 'bucket' is also one of my fav's.
i have a habit of looking up random phrases in different languages to scare my friends.
'my eyelash fell in your soda'
'i chucked my nose at your mashed potatoes'
Everytime I unlock my door I have to say "righty tighty, lefty loosey" It's the only thing I remember from my childhood really!
I feel my blog title is being pissed upon.
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