Talk to the Goat
Sweet nothings? I never understood that phrase. Actually, I don't feel that my first email you posted was very sweet at all. Unless we are considering "fucker" a new term of endearment. Are we?
Love,
Fucker
Ha! Wonder if it was the same bloke that left me a similar comment about using the word arse. I did consider replying saying 'sorry I offended you, I will now remove the word arse and replace it with fuck'!
Hilarious email exchanges.
You clean your grill ???!?!?
"A major spanking will be inflicted, and whatever other punishments I see fit.
Oh, and no potato salad for you!"
It seems to me that only one of these is really a punishment 
Well, the main conclusion that I got out of that post (because I was already aware that there are assholes out there, who bother to email strangers to inflict their stupid opinions) is that I need some of your potato salad, Jay.
fire cleans the grill.
the pope went to nazi summer camp.
swearing is not only funny but educational.
you kids are adorable.
you're always welcome to get in our co-ed sunday flag football game, (minneapolis) afterwards we BBQ and the losers have to drink a zima.
lol, i hate zima...
I love the way you two talk to each other. Jeff and I talk to each other like that all the time, but mostly because he's just a fucker. That same guy commented on my blog, he said I was foul. I wanted to say "No Shit" but he was anonymous...
By the way Jay, you can't hide from meme's.
mmmm...potato salad
mmmm...spankings
Ahhh.. I just learned "flirting 101" from you-- the key to a successful and loving relationship. Now... how do I replicate that? =)
Ok so how's the grill?
As for the Pope thing, too bad for them.
Cute.
Hi Jay, did you clean the grill?
How sweet and endearing!
LOL!
I really try not to laugh at these posts because they really are a bit on the crude side. But I will admit this once, that for some reason, I find this so darned funny. *just keep it to yourself though....*
This is not crude, this is life.
And no, I did not clean the grill. I don't give in.
jay, you'd better NOT tone it down, you're not living in BUSH COUNTRY so please, don't lose the flava'.
good girl. cleaning the grill is man's work.
It sucks when you're so bored that you have to email someone and solicit their attention. It sucks even worse when someone tries to get your attention by resorting to profanity, even though the fucker never cleaned the grill.
Also, since when is potato salad a euphamism for sex?
FUCK!
Who wants to clean the grill anyway? Old charred ruin adds flavour to even the blandest of grilled vegetables.
So leave the damned grill alone you bastards.
Love,
Asswipe
You guys are a funny 
P.S: Does "your delicious potatoe salad" mean something else?
Actually, I just happen to make some very delicious potato salad.
i once looked forward to spankings. great email exhanges, jay. makes me see how much i am missing.
That was completely adorable! And Icertainly "Get" "fucker" as a term of endearment.
Fucker is most CERTAINLY a term of endearment! Fucker as often as possible!
Well, I'm not backing down. "F*cker" is so crude and the post is so funny! lol. Geez you guys. I never once implied that someone can't say "F*cker!!" on their own blog. You know, I've actually had my comments deleted by bloggers just because I don't actually say "yes, sir" "I 100% agree with that one" etc. etc. You'd think that everyone had to be clones or something. I'm glad most bloggers aren't like that though. Blog on!
Well blogs are for personal thoughts and should not be censored. Comments are for opinions, and I don't think those should be censored either (unless particularly malicious).
Well, we do have something in common- interesting email exchanges LOL
Ladies, do not touch the grill. It's a man-toy just like tivo's and cars.
If you want to watch a show, we will push the buttons and provide your entertainment.
If you want to go somewhere, get in the car and we will drive you.
If you want to eat... we will sizzle the meat to your delight and satisfaction.
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