Talk to the Goat
Got to stay clean. No one likes dirty gentials.
Snagley
Here's a fun fact to accompany that: little baby boys are quite happy when someone else puts them in the bath and washes their genitals for them. Scary. Then its only a very short matter of time before they find them on their own.
Meepers... I don't remember being happy about it... I found out all by myself when I was like 5 by accident with the pressure of the falling water.
After that I spent hours "washing" my genitals until I found out I could have the same effect without taking a shower by just using my hands. I started being dirty then. I wouldn't shower as much anymore 
Ahh the memories....
boys are also disporportionately obsessed with their genitals in general so it's really not all that surprising...
occasionally mysterious smells eminate from that region, what with the numerous crevices that can harbor invisible bacteria. plus noone wants an infection down there. plus they itch. plus it's fun. plus it's my genitalia and i'll wash if i want to.
would the fairer sex prefer we don't spend extra time cleansing?
what phizz said.
I am not talking about basic hygiene here folks. I did not write 'boys wash their genitals', I wrote that they spend a LOT of time doing it. Boys can spend 20 minutes sudsing their bits, so that's not just washing anymore.
Yes but they spend even more time in there with a partner "washing" their genitals. Gotta love the warm soapy lube!
Huh. Well, that's confusing. Can't they get soaped, make sure it's in good working order, and then clean off the evidence within 5 minutes? I mean, really, it's their organ, shouldn't they know how to handle it more effciently? I figure another 2 minutes for their parts and then they should be out.
So how much time is too much?
I can't believe anyone will spend more than 1 minute on 1 body part alone... I don't. I did before --read above-- but for other reasons...
Disproportionate amount of time could be either less than other things, or more than other. Which is it? And how long should it take --in women opinion--, and why does it matter?
LOL... wonderful observation.
And I totally agree with Becky. She's one keen woman.
maybe just the right amount of time.....
I really *don't* think its called washing....
Maybe it's to make up for the fact that they supposedly don't wash thair hands after using the bathroom? (So I hear.)
Hey, whats wrong with our hobby?
according to my wife,
apparently i scratch my genitals too often in public.
girls don't know anything about that, though ... you know, those things can stick to your leg.
so awkward.
e+
They NEEDS to be clean, precious.
Someone has to do the job.
It is no crime to make sure one is presentable.
Word.
While clean genitals are a good thing. The problem is, trying not to get emotional with the soap. Soap is a slut.
Yes, yes they do.
Jay, for male dogs, change washing to "licking." BTW, female dogs seems to match us lick for lick in this area. I have to echo the sentiments of the many: Cleanliness rules, gram negative bacteria drools . . .
Cal (the very clean) Wonderdog
'The boys' have gotta be kept clean...
K, you funny bastard, you've got it right.
To the rest of you boys jumping quickly to the defensive, please note: I AM NOT simply noticing that you wash, but that you wash for a DISPROPORTIONATELY long time; ie, after a certain point, it/they're not getting any cleaner. You need to come to terms with that.
I never really noticed that....I personally would rather spend a disproportionate time washing girl's genitals, but that's just me! 
But hey, women are always complaining about their men not being clean so there shouldn't be any complaints about this, should there?
jay, you have to remember that boys also have selective hearing/reading/understanding. it's no surprise that the word 'disproportionate' seems to go unnoticed in the message you are trying to portray!
Where I come from they don't. Ah, that doesn't sound too classy does it... But I'm clean. Honest. But I draw the line at posting pictures on my blog to prove this.
there once was a girl who sat across from me and talked about dirty things. scrote sweat was one of them.
men, scrote [spelling of shortened scrotum] sweat is unacceptable. clean/rub with soap for as long as you need. make sure the bad odors are gone. please.
Sooooo, that is why, despite the 3 showers a day, my son still has greasy hair!!! He is so busy cleaning his "erector", that the rest must slip his mind.
Ohhhhh... ewwww..... bah!!
Random Girl, thank you for pointing that out. How true it is!
"Boys spend a disproportionate amount of time in the shower washing their genitals."
Yes, you're absolutely right Jay, and Men don't. They *know* it's gonna take 20 mins to check it works OK, so they skip the "full service" routine and make sure *her* lipstick is rinsed off to allow the skin to breathe again.
:p
x
- rinsed
+ scrubbed
Goes to show you -- boys are just dirty!
I don't think they're just washing 'em. 
Lever, have I told you lately that I love you?
p.s. I take care to wear only the non-rub lipstick.
hahaha... ...........
Commenting by HaloScan
