Talk to the Goat
Sorry bout the knee, hope its on the mend soon! Very sexy picture that you drew, however! 
Glad you were thinking what I was thinking...they aren't telling us much about the actual finger itself or where it may have come from. Who cares about Wendy's profits! Pass me a free Frosty and tell me the finger story, dammit!!!
Give your knee a kiss - it's probably feeling as bad as you are. Hope you get better soon.
Al Pacino... I used to be in love with him (Author! Author!)
I'm with you re the Al gravelly voice. The Jack Nicholson drawl has a similar swoonish impact.
Knee: fucker. (NB/ Not 'knee-fucker' - that would be weird.
Well duhhh! for the Wendy's thing. And yes, where exactly did that finger come from? Have they questioned all of her friends and rellies?
Ouch! on the knee thing.
And Rrrrrrowr! for Michael Corleone. Although the black and white picture makes Al look very much like Andy Garcia. Which is no bad thing.
Work hard, and be good to your lover.
That's some picture. AWWW Your poor knee! I hurt my ankle last week and I walked around like a ROBOT!
i read somewhere ,that they think, she got the finger from a local hospital.
did not say how.
Thank God! I didn't want to have to boycott Wendy's forever. I like dipping the fries into the frosty way too much. I'm so glad I can go through their drive-thru again.
And Al Pacino is HOTT for a man his age.
I found you through a comment you made on Lorna's blog. I really like your writing style. I will be back for sure. You've got that attitude I love in your blog posts. Keep it up! I'm bookmarking your blog. See you next time.
a few days ago, where i live, a man found a dead lizard in the filling of his bun. questions are now flying. is he pulling a Wendy finger?
amputate? nah? ice it, stat. with daquiris in one hand and ice in the other.
playsafe and don't talk in the movies.
So basically, this woman had her finger in a lot of scams.
I'm sorry
Al Pacinooooommmmmmmmmm [droool] mmmmm [snorflesnorfle]…
Jay, my love, I expressly dated a man in college, a crazy man (will give you the full low-down later) because he looked EXA-fucking-like-LY Al Pacino. I dated him for a year. And he was as loony as a Corleone and twice as persuasive. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. His mother was 100% Italian and his father was 100% Irish. Quite a temper, but boy was he hot. I’ll send pictures.
Oh... (I got carried away) sorry to hear about your knee sweetness. I hope you feel better soon.
And thanks for the cheering section!
that might be the single best drawing I've ever seen...then again, it might not be. Oh and I find Al Pacino so sexy and I'm not even sure why.
Your knee! Ow! (I had a bum knee in high school, but I had surgery to correct it.)
And yowza Pacino! So yum. A friend of mine was his personal assistant for years, and I love getting her to tell me stories about him! (She does an AWESOME impression of him.)
Thar art.com stuff is genius. You rule.
Your poor knee! Wanna borrow my cane? I'm finding it has a bizarre aphrodisiac affect on middle aged men (I'm hoping it's just that damsel in distress thing and nothing more, but MAN! do they ever flirt with me these days).
I've wanted Al since 1975. So get in line. :D
Just popping by to say hi and thank-s for the note on my blog.
Masterpiece that artwork was!
Al Pacino is also the man. Scarface and Godfatherness make him acceptable to society.
You are so multi talented Jay, really. Al Pacino is definatley fuckable, but he scared me to death in Devil's Advocate, so I don't think I could do him anymore, ooops, I mean ever.
Ah yes...that’s the words to use to describe a younger Al Pacino...he’s definitely got bedroom eyes. & his lips in the photo with the hat...look at those lips...mmmm...mmm.
Hope your knee gets better...you could be one of the few people...on this planet...who is klutzier than me...
& that’s no small feat.
I wonder if they checked Dave Thomas for missing fingers
Finger: too much information.
Knee: can not stop laughing, not that I am not sympathetic... hope it pops back in place soon enough.
ArtPad: totally awesome and cute and fun. I've gotta try it sometimes.
Al: mhmm, yum.
I shall oblige and tip the waitresses, no guranteed on safe drivings though. I do live in California, those crazy drivers.
Yeah, from what I heard, the finger was stolen from a hospital. Some other woman (in California?) apparently had the finger bitten off by some kind of exotic pet (a type of cat, I think) and the hospital couldn't reattach it. So she just left it at the hospital, I assume... No point in lugging around a useless finger.
What they don't know is how the finger got to the crazy Ayala woman.
That artist rendering was amazingly accurate. And my goodness, that knee of yours even the shade of purple is hot! I am about to switch teams girl, you really shouldn't show so much leg. My word! 
Lois Lane
Sorry to hear about your knee. I know anything to do with the knee can be extremly painful! Maybe a doctor's visit is in order?? :-(
Al Pacino! Ya, I'd have to agree. Thos are some gorgeous bedroom eyes!
Hope you have a good week-end, and that your knee heals fast.
Thanks for the drawing of the Wendy's fucktwat lady. You should apply to be the courtroom artist at her trial... never heard of ArtPad before, but it's really really cute.
Fuck, I've never heard of someone dislocating their knee on a regular basis. I can't see how that would be something you'd get used to. Hope it pops back into place soon!
Some people have absolutely no lives. She was obviously going to get caught, what never thought they would check into her past and see all the other lawsuits she made? lol
Hi Jay, ouch on the knee! That sounds awful (my thumb dislocates every so often and it hurts like hell, can't imagine a knee. Then again, you can use a hammer instead of pliers, much faster eh?). Loved the artwork, I have no opinion on the sexiness of Al, I have all my fingers. Have a great weekend!
You don't look that tall.
Yeah, hard not to be a sucker for bedroom eyes. I'm sure Jason would understand.
And girl, a package is on the way to distract you from your suffering. Imploding won't help anyone, however. (Fellow bloggers everywhere would hate me.)
I prefer Angelina Jolie
3T - I have indeed been told my doctors for the past 3 years that my knee "grosses them the hell out" (is that medical jargon?), and that surgery is necessary to fix the obviously faulty cartillage...but dude, after the debacle that were my back surgeries, I am staying the fuck out of hospitals. No more needles, no more physio, I am living with the pain, because it's just not worth it. I learned the hard way.
Becky: I will wear a hat, just in case, and keep plastic baggies on stand by to scoop up the brains and hopefully squish em back in.
Colin: I'm not tall. I'm a shortie. That's why I'm wearing the heels
Lois, I am very much obliged.
I think you can take care of your knee by putting it in a bowl of Wendy's Chili and claiming that you found it there.
No one would know.
Ever.
I am at a hotel right now, in the back office on the computer (some hotels are nice to us)
I watched the artist rendering and started laughing out loud like a 55 year old smoker, complete with wheezing!
I am mortified now, I hope you are happy!
Yes Diana, I do find that very gratifying.
God, I love those art pad things. Sorry about your knee, but I did like the drawing.
Oh, and I saw Al Pacino sitting on a park bench in Central Park years ago. Fuckable, indeed.
(he lost me at "Scent of a Woman", though.)
Sorry about the knew! I love flirty skirts! Thanks for sharing artpad.art.com!
...sorry about the knee--but I thought your artist renderings were a brilliant addition to this entry!!
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