Talk to the Goat
Yeah, and?
As long as you haven't made ritualistic human sacrifices, you should probably be okay.
I may have to switch my major to psychoanalysis and move to Cn, lol
I once had a GF who claimed she was a witch.... but every time she atempted to cast a spell something bad happened to her :P
DB
I thought all that shit was normal. Am I going to tell too? Should I reserve the party room now?
If you're going to claim to be a fictional characture, you might as well pick one better than god... like Samantha from Sex in the City.. she has hot sex all the time, has a butt load of cash, and a kick ass condo in NY. Beat that!
I recently went to Rome and at the Vadican I bought a calendar that features young hot sexy Roman preists. Never had religious fantasies before that trip!
Well you know what they say: what happens in the vatican stays in the vatican.
I always wondered about your blog title... but you know, too embarrassed to ask lest it be really really obvious.
Also, I think #11 is only believed by Catholics. Certainly not us Baptists. 
Great post, but I'm really only commenting to thank you for posting a picture of a sloth. I love those lazy little bastards. I wish I had a metabolic excuse for my inability to get anything done in a timely manner...
If you're going to hell for those things, I suppose I'll be joining you! The sex, sloth and gluttony gets me every time!
I totally agree on Harry Potter. And... all of it actually. Hell should be a party.
a) I am not part of the "us Baptists" - I don't go in for any organized religion
b) as regards my blog title -
http://saintvodkaofthemartini.bl...o-know-
you.html
Great post!
wow, I do 3/4 of that stuff to. I hate undies! I only wear them when it's that time...
I did one of those online test things, telling me which level of hell I was bound to end up in. It said eighth. I like that number. I wish it were an odd one, but it isn't. I am ok with it though. We'd have to fist fight over that whole oreo thing though Jay.
well i am going to heaven
Jay - As my best friend says, if we are going to jail for half the junk people say we are, then climb on the bus. Because my best friend's driving and it's going to be a great ride. And, all my friends are probably going to be there too. So, it sounds like a good time to me.
The question is moot for me, I'm reincarnating as a snooty lazy and over adored house cat.
"Salmon and cream? Oh okay I'll let you caress my silky fur for just one moment...now bugger off monkey boy, I have eating and sleeping to do."
Is going to be a hottie? Try already a hottie!
ha! i have that evolution fish. it's currently stuck on my computer. i had it on my car for a while, and you wouldn't believe the nasty glares i got.
it was great
#3-actually, he's 16, couple more years, you can have him
#5-my favorite fruit is blueberries, what does that mean?
#7-what exactly is your profession?
#8-not me, i like to tune everyone out
#9-is that what #7 refers to?
#11-sweet!
#12-well, obviously!
#13-i didn't even get a tshirt
#14-my weakness is blender drinks
#15-none of those make you greedy
#16-troll dolls scare me
#17-i felt that way until i had kids
#18-not so sure about those shutters, but a pool works for me
#19-
#20-if only it was that easy
Ok so whats the problem????
It's never too late to repent, jay.
i agree with your belief regarding Sundays
Then you know what? It'll be great to see you there...lol
That attitude is certainly going to earn you a seat next to the Infernal One. After all, anyone that thinks they're better than me must be going to Hell. Hello, ain't no way your ego can be bigger than mine. See that shadow behind you? That's not you, it's my ego eclipsing your shadow. And I'm on the other side of the lake from you.
I think the Draco Malfoy guy is going ot be really hot. I've never heard that not wearing underwear is a sin... Not that I do it.
And so what's the problem? It could be worse, you could eat weird food like headcheese, or be the inventor of those adult proof CD wrappers.....now THOSE are sins worth going to hell for.
Nah, you'll be going up there with me.
nothing wrong with always being right.
You take the last oreo? Shame on you!
i think you may actually be God!
Id worship you but, in keeping with your teachings, i cant be arsed
i don't wear my wedding rings when i go out either...
and Tesco is a Supermarket, a bit like walmart...
Freaky...my kids kid me about looking like a koala bear...tp my complete surprise. (DIDn't they see the post on Betty Boop?)
I dont wear my rings either except for special occassion. I don't like the feel of rings, not to mention paint getting on or in them when I'm in my studio.
I also often go commando-
I think I best leave the rest of your list alone. Enjoyed!
Dang, should have put my reading glasses on. That's sloth isn;t it, not a koala bear? LOL on me
I'll meet you there, Jay, mostly for the fact I have a secret love for Jump5.
Referring to #6- I've only been wrong once. That was one time when I thought I had made a mistake but I hadn't.
"What happens in the vatican stays in the vatican." lol
I think you might be my soul mate.
That gave me a shock. I thought it was friday and Harry Potter was on your friday's most fuckable list. Phew. Maybe he will be a hottie, in a few years.
#16,
and I thought I was the only one.
lol...
Your Harry Potter confession is too funny.
LOL. You will make a good demon in hell. I imagine you will be like a boss demon..
"I get paid to lie professionally. I enjoy it."
Are you in Public Relations, too?
Boss demon? I'm thinkin' Jay will create mutiny in Hell, under the guise that Satan doesn't know how to REALLY have a good time! He's toast. Jay will take over, and have all the minions doing her bidding.
3T
Wait wait I know, dearie "us Baptists" means me, not you
Kim, that's pretty hardcore. I think there are only 8 levels of hell, and you're there, baby. They may have to invent a new one, just for the two of us.
Better Safe: though I don't eat blue berries, or any berries, myself, I think they're okay. I think well of blueberry eaters. Also, I like blender (and shaker) drinks too, because those are not as easy to count!
TLM, the problem is, I don't feel bad about anyof it.
Karen: more like the last 6 oreos. And I don't even like cookies!
Keefer: you are on the path to enlightment.
Mojo: I had no idea what a jump5 was, so I googled it, and holy mother! You should warn a girl!
Zydeco, Jason keeps reminding me that the one thing that keeps me from crossing the pedophile line is not including him on the fff.
3T: I get excited just thinking about the excellent creme brulee i'll be able to make in hell.
And no, I am not in PR. I am a writer. I tell stories, some of which are based on the tiniest grain of truth, some of which are complete baloney. But I am a master of phony sincerity. And I really mean that.
I am totally with you on the Harry Potter Hottie thing! People think I'm so weird, but he is just so cute! And he is almost of legal age!
1. If a tarot card reading then confirmed it then you must be God, so why would you burn in Hell?
2. I've got dust mite allergy so I sneeze a lot. But my BF had better not sneeze. Everyone says "bless you", I say, "shut up".
3. He's totally gonna be a hottie. You're probably right but hold off a few years - you're getting into dangerous territory there!
4. Who needs to be shackled when you're off out boogie-ing? If you're not cheating on J then what's the problem?
5. Deep down, I just think you really care.
9. Crap. I do tarot cards and, believe it or not, have done a bit of the old voodoo and wicca. But I still like God. Everything was invented by God anyway.
10. Woah!
11. I'm sure God wouldn't deny you the practice. I mean, if you want to make a baby, it's only respectful to God that you practice a lot. If God invented everything than he invented the fact that you can have nice sex and not get pregnant.
12. I'm better than everyone. This isn't pride or anything. This is being real about who you are and believing the best of yourself.
15. You are enjoying the fruits of life that God has kindly provided us with.
16. God is in all things. Besides, if it works, so what?
17. Your Sundays sound better than mine.
18. So you want to strive to have nicer things. Nothing wrong with that.
19. We are born without clothes, aren't we?
20. Look, why spend your whole life working for the man? Let "the man" work for you!
Sorry Jay, do not see anything wrong here. You know who you are and unless you go around kicking old ladies for fun, I don't think you're getting out of Heaven that easily!
Well I have long waited for Hermione to be legal. Am I evil?
I love what Anonymous said.
I knew there was a better reason of why I like you so much, and I didn't even have to do a reading for that.
16. Does it work? My bowling is hopeless and I could use all the help I can get.
I took the circles of hell test and ended up in the 6th circle. My friends ended up in the 4th or 2nd circle. None of them could understand it. *evil laugh*
My cats' breath smells like cat food.
hahaha.
your philosophy in life always impresses me :P
That pic of Courney Love is going to give me nightmare. Damn it.
isn't the harry potter kid like 16 or 17 now? he is turning way hot....
My girl ALWAYS takes my favourite hoodie. It's not so bad, except I (along with many other guys) do not own that many clothes so it sucks when she gets peanut butter or tomato soup all over it.
Well, like many other guys, my husband doesn't do a whole lot of laundry, so since I clean everything, I sort of feel I have the right to dirty it. Not with tomato soup of course. That shit's nasty.
Save me a seat?
Commenting by HaloScan
