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I am in total agreement with your Tom and Katie assessment. It's doomed. I'm still holding out for Angelina to see the light and dump Brad for me.
This morning even my spasmodic dogs didn’t want to go out in the rain. They normally wine incessantly until you open the door for them. Today they looked at the rain and skulked off to their crates.
They would rather be caged than go out in this crap!
Little known fact:
Tom is only 2 and half feet all...
and Kate was in Special Ed. till 11th grade.
JQP
Thanks for making me smile on this Friday morning. The Katie and Tom thing is just weird if you ask me. And the salt and pepper hair is becoming more attractive to me as I get older. Corona
ohhh I am so with you on the jon stewart crush! He is awesome in every way...and he is not afraid to say he hates Bush on T.V.
About the weather: have you thought about downloading a "weather pixie" It might bring you some good luck...hehe Happy Friday Fuckfest!
I gotta admit I think after watching that oprah clip one day 10 times in a row I will never see Tom Cruise in the same light or Oprah either for that matter. Poor Oprah.
Jon Stewart? If they didn't just hide in behind that desk all the time......anyway!
Even though I view the world with rose-tinted glasses these days, even *I* can recognize how silly the Kate/Tom thing is. 
Nice call.
And the weather's misbehaving in my part of the world, too...seemingly all weekend. Bullocks to that.
And Jon Stewart. Yum on all levels.
Right on, lady.....
I think Tom Cruise's hair and teeth are made out of plastic.
Sorry ladies, but once again, I was there first. Since Playing by heart, to be precise. One WHOLE year before Big Daddy. That definitely gives me priority, right?
Stupid Tom Cruise stealing my Katie Holmes...
You are SOOO right on the whole Tom/Katie thing! Bleh!
LOVE the grey in your most fuckable guy!! Although I'm not famalier with him...have to check out his work.
Have a great week-end Jay!
3T
a) i have somehow managed to hear almost nothing about the tom/katie thing...except for other people gagging on it, which is more than enough for me.
b) weathermen are a tragedy unto themselves.
c) i totally, totally have a crush on jon stewart. it's almost schoolgirl in nature. he's a local boy, too...one of those people where i sigh & am just happy they exist.
i saw the best photo of katie holmes in US where she had a bunch of HUGE nasty coldsores. and the article was all about how they weren't an STI. Heee heee hee. at least this proves that tom isn't gay...
and i will just add that sex is so much better on the nights we watch the daily show. something about the sarcastic wit just gets me going.
Julia, that is soo funny on all counts!
And Anne, you certainly didn't have him before me.
You have good taste, Jay.
Jon is a smart (ass) cutie...I'm going to see the movies you recommended & sigh.
Tom is not the man.
Scientology is also not the man.
Jon is the man.
Good call.
Incidentally Katie with coldsores proves NOTHING about Tom.
hee hee, you said twitterpated...
lip treat
I think I am the female Jon Stewart...except I'm a little taller, not grey or Jewish...but I AM sarcastic.
I wanted to say the thing about twitterpated---damn! I am above the Tom/Katie thing although I have had my moments with Tom---Minority Report Tom, Collateral Tom; Katie is just so Katie I can't stand it
Jon Stewart is so, so the right man for the thinking woman with needs.
And I wanted to say the twitterpated thing, damn it!
Jon Stewart was best man at my friend's sister's wedding. He's cool! I watch the daily show on CNN.
ROFL LMAO... I gotta get myself one of those buttons!
Katie shall be mine!
Post 911 no lefty would dare open their mouths- if you were left wing and you breathed the wrong way people would shout "unpatriotic" and throw stones.
I felt so alone at the time, like I was the only one besides Paul Wellstone who thought things were fishy. Jon Stewart was there with The Daily Show, making me laugh, keeping me sane.
And he's cute. Prrrrrr
All Canadians must also watch the Daily Show...Daily. There are lots of us normal people down here, the ratings for the show prove it. We arent as bad as you think.
I have two words to say about Tom & Katie
Body. Language.
Wait, I have 2 more:
Business. Arrangement.
Freeeeeee KATIE!
Ever since he effin' cheated on Nicole with that hoochie of a Penelope (I firmly believe in that, I've hated his guts since. And now, he is going for pedophile? Ewwwww sick.
a) I wouldn't blame him one bit if that were true about the cheating. Penelope Cruz lights my fire. I have a long standing grudge against Nicole, and fail to see how anyone could stand to look at her for more than 5 minutes.
b) Katie Holmes is 25. That hardly makes him a pedophile. And frankly, since it seems that Tom may always retain his boyish looks, in a few years it may appear as though it is she robbing the cradle.
You already know that I think Tom Cruise is a major fuckwad, and Katie is an ignorant bitch to get mixed up with him. I hope his balls shrivel up and fall off, if they haven't already.
Jon Stewart is yummy. I too love the salt and pepper look.
i'd totally have jon stewart's babies, too ... if i weren't a man. but if i were gay and jon were gay, and we were in a relationship, and he wanted children ... i'd totally adopt some with him.
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I slid into bed early only to be awoken by "Definitely no doubt 100% freaking LOUD thunderstorms." Put the puter on battery and tuned in to my one of my fave blogging entertainment networks, so I could see/read about BOOM BOOM's of a different sort. Thx Jay. As entertaining as ever!
Jon Stewart is your god.
Well, I wasn't going to fuck Jon Stewart before, but I guess I will now.
Tom and Katie? I still don't know who this Katie person is, but I did read something or other about her the other day while I was taking a crap. She is from Toledo which is only an hour away. She was gushing about her love life with T-Midget, (his street name) and all she kept saying is "I Know! I'm So Lucky!". It kind of made me sick, but since I was on the toilet, it was ok.
I've had thunder in my bed before! I just don't let Jeff eat Mexican anymore.
media whores is definately the right word for tom & katie
You are the hilarious J I hope you guys aren't doing too much DIY stuff this weekend.
~B
I read in a mag the other day that Tom wants to get married and have his own kids (the others were adopted). so he needs a young baby maker. And what's up with Scientology? All the big name actors seem to have signed up there. Does Hollywood and Scientology have something going? Can you say "Conspiracy"?
Awww like OMG aren't they so cute together!!!11!!1!
ACK! Like, gag, me with a spoon, okay? Ew gross.
They are both seriously getting on my nerves lately, I am so tired of them. Of course, I never really liked her to begin with, so...
And the Scientology? It's all about money, baby, all about the money.
Yeah, I have never been a fan of Katies' either (who, if you've been living under a rock, is of Dawson's Creek fame, and a few forgettable films, including the upcoming Batman Whatever).
Is it me or does Katie Holmes look like a very young Ashley Judd with longer hair. I'm not too thrilled about this pairing either. I mean both Dawson's girls getting the good?!? Michelle Williams is soon to be Heath Ledger's baby mama!! Maybe I should have been on Dawson's; then maybe I could get Matthew [the one with the sexy butt from Texas!!]
Matthew McConnaughey is HOTTER!!
And Jude Law is too.
Didn't Jon play a gay guy in Big Daddy?
I can't help thinking that Katie and Tom are welcome to each other. Now they've found each other maybe they can stay out of my face. Oh and can they take this Mischa Barton bird with them? WhoTF?
But Jon Stewart, now there's a man. I would even overlook the fact that I tower over him.........
When it comes to Hollywood romances.. believe nothing. Be it good or bad, believe nothing. Publicists are GODS and spin everything. "pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain pulling all the levers".
As much as I like Jon, I just don't find him that attractive. But funny, yeah.
Hey, speaking of which.. THIS is pretty hilarious.
I'm not sure who I dislike more: Jude Law, or Matthew McConnaughey, but it doesn't really matter since I think neither are good looking in the slightest.
No, Jon did not play a gay guy in Big Daddy, although that would not make him any less of a cutie, would it? Peter Dante and Allen Covert, two Sandler standbys played the gay couple; Jon played his roommate and the true father of the kid. Don't ever test your Sandler knowledge with me. Duh.
And Miss Mac, you may tower over him, but at 5'7 I find him the perfect tallness. I am 5'2 so I would still have to strain to kiss him (not that I sit around all day thinking about these logistics...no really, I don't), but maybe I wouldn't get such a crick in my neck.
Heh, that FreeKatie shit is hilarious.
I fell head over heels for Jon Stewart back in the days when he had a show on MTV...ahh he IS a hottie.
Word on the street is that Katie was auctioned off to Tom at the Scientology Center. Is it just me or does that girl look perpetually uncomfortable?
This needs not be said again, but I would also do Jon Stewart.
I'm echoing your annoyance over the Tom and Katie thing. As if Oprah wasn't annoying enough these days, she had to add a goof jumping up and down on the couch!
As for Jon, I never noticed he was a hottie until today and thank goodness for the salt and pepper, I don't have to feel like a couger this time.
Jay, this is like the third week you've made me drool at work .. no wait .. maybe 5 .. well whatever, my point is .. I'm going to need a new keyboard if you keep this up.
Jon ROCKS ..
Yeah, where the hell are these thunderstorms. I'm dying here.
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for Mr Stewart.
I want him.
NOW!
I love Jon... he's one of those most attractive of Americans... the one's who are mildly embarrassed to be Americans...
Oh yeah... and he just so happens to be absolutely adorable.
Tiny Tom is a man in crisis! I can't decide if he's reliving the Farrah Fawcett erratic behavior from that Letterman appearance a few years back, or if he's channeling Anne Heche's alter ego, "Celestia."
I adore Jon Stewart as well. He has this talent for skewering right to the heart of matters. I loved this tidbit from the aftermath of the Wacko Jacko verdict:
"I think the Michael Jackson trial could be summed up by this -- never fondle a Cancer patient. Because, well, you can't trust them."
Great minds think alike, Jay!
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