Talk to the Goat
You are hilarious. But with a point. Loved the read....I'll be back!
Homophobse = Bad.
Scott Thompson = Good.
Scott Thompson in that show = not nearly as good as I had hoped.
Yogurtaphobe=?
"any spoiled milk products"... now would this mean that you don't like cheese? don't like yoghurt, i can accept, but please don't diss the cheese! hehe
I thought that 1st photo was of GOB the majician from "Arrested Development"!
when i watched the episode of the new wedding show i thought it should be required viewing for everyone. (and not just because that particular episode involved hot men dancing in kilts). hope none of the wackjobs that i see on BE [and promptly click through even if i sacrifice my .5 credit] freak out when they see the post 
and yes, i have to say, that while yogurt is icky, and only makes me think of home remedies and yeast infections [whose got the garlic?] what about the cheese jamie?!? as was so well said in the now-defunct british comedy chef 'cheese is cows and bugs' - and fabulous! i'm lactose intolerant but i still cannot stop from eating it. and ohmygod there are these organic cheese makers at market. mmmmmmm.
oh - and apparently i'm not the only weirdo up writing at ungodly hours of the morning - although i'm at least running on PST.
I just posted about the Southern Baptists trying to invade our public school system hunting for gays to bash. Don't you just hate pushy fanatics!
yea- taye diggs is hunky.
yogurt is good as a substitute for sour cream in mexican food. it's also used in that delicious stuff you put on falafal. but it's otherwise useless IMO. especially strawberry, which tastes real bad when you puke it out of your nose.
happy friday to all!
LMAO - when you go off on one you really go off on one!
Love ya gal.
And as a brunette, I thank you for the vote *grin*
You don’t like Fruit… Might wanna be checked for scurvy
once again I didnt make the list, JQP hang his head in sadness...
oh woo is me...
JQP
kids in the hall - the one where they all talked about if they could take their old man in a fight "I'd beat him, I'd beat him with his own lawn!" - damn that show was funny.
LOL - great read!!
I'm just wondering what your stance is though on gay people who love yogurt (GAYs - Gay Appreciation for Yogurt) or homophobes that hate yogurt (HOMOs - Hetties Opposed to Milk gone Off)?
God, I must be sick because I instantly wondered if you would eat yogurt if it were spread on the hairy balls. Thank God you didn't say "Sweaty" hairy balls because I might have gagged even harder at THAT thought! Oh Jesus Jay, you are such a sick woman to cause me to think such things.
Scott Thompson is gay? That explains sooooo much!!!!! (just kidding) I liked Kids in the Hall but I really miss the Frantics (Four on the Floor).
I hate yogurt, love steak, potato chips and fluff (remember Fluff?). Have a great weekend Jay!
I sorta like yogurt. I eat Non-dairy yogurt. I know...you're gagging. And that's SCOTT THOMPSON?? I used to love Kids in the Hall but he looks kinda old!
Sorry Mrs. Mogul, we're all getting old. Even the gays get old Actually, I think he looks really good lately.
Claire, those are very good questions. I am too close-minded to answer them.
Mark, I do so like fruit. I like 'real' fruit, none of that pansy stuff: apples, oranges, bananas, grapes, and sometimes melon (melon is like the Y with vowels - only sometimes).
Hating someone for being gay is about as fucked up as hating someone for having a heart condition or cancer (a theme discussed in a blog post of my own, today).
Irie, irie mon!! Taye was fabulous in "Stella..." Taye is married to Idina Menzel, a Broadway actress. They, too, have endured much hatred and animosity when they got married. Amazing isn't it, when two people love each other, how many OUTSIDERS think their opinions matter on the topic!
yogurt is just plain gross...I'm glad you're spreading the message loud and clear! And as for the homophobic family members--I've never been able to understand how someone could cut off the child/father/mother etc just because they love who they love. Life is too short and love is too rare.
Amen....Yogurt sucks.
As a person who recently had two teeth cut out of her head, I have to disagree about the yoghurt (yep, that's how it's spelt in England, or maybe Germany, I forget). It was the only thing besides jello I could eat for the best part of a week, and it goes great with cereal.
Taye Diggs, however, I definitely agree on. Excuse me while I droll into my Dannone....
I don't think that being gay and having cancer are really that equal.
Cancer is a bad thing to have. Cancer can be cured.
Being gay is a wonderful thing to be. Really.
Also, I had 4 teeth cut out of my mouth, and I did not resort to yogurt. I'd rather starve.
i'm with you on homophobes, when it comes to yogurt, though...i find you wrong. God will punish you for your hate of yogurt. and strawberries. and also...other hairy fruits.
#1… Scott is my gay boyfriend… I have loved him since KITH. I was a fag hag for a tv man before my real gay friends came out of the closet. Love Scott LOVE. Sadly, I do not get this show of which you speak. And… I am a brunette.
#2… GoGurt is of the devil.
#3… Mr. Diggs is purty.
That is all, thank you.
I LOVE Scott Thompson!
LMAO!!!
BRAVO!!!
All the way around!!!
You hit a homerun Jay! I'm with you on ALL counts! My home holds ONLY pudding, with FRESH 1 percent milk.
And when Gods word talks about Undoncitional love. He mean't UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. Accepting your loved ones for the unique and lovable individuals they are, is what it's all about! Wonderful post girlfriend!
3T
When the Episcopalian church almost split because an openly gay bishop was going to be ordained I stopped calling myself Christian.
I know that is unfair to the true Christains, to abandon their ranks and change the nutjob fundamentalist : good human being ratio by one person, but It just felt wrong to call myself that anymore. So I came out of the closet as a proud Unitarian Universalist
Unitarians are non-dogmatic, except for one thing: blogho is right. Not eating yogurt is a sin, you will go to hell unless you eat yogurt. It is an abomination to not eat yogurt!
Yogurt? Really. What the hell's wrong with you people? I'll side with you on that fruit-bottom nonsense, especially when it's a red fruit which feels like I'm stiring up menstral blood from the bottom of my cup. But other then that--vanilla, blueberry, banana--all good flavours, people. What are y'all eating plain yogurt?
I dig the 'Gurt. Never in my life have I used that term but now I will, just to spite you.
I loved Thompson on KITH. Haven't seen much of him since, though.
Doesn't cheese also have some kind of starter culture?
ummm... menstral blood? dave, man, dude, just wrong. wroooong. i don't even know what to say. wrong.
Sadly, the homophobes do agree with you that homosexuality is like hair color: if you have a bad color, you should buy some dye and change it.
1. Yogurt rocks my world. Your taste in food is opposite to mine entirely.
2. Yes, bigotry is shitty.
"Yogurt is a bullshit food. Steak is food."
Those have to be the truest words I've ever read in a blog.
I have a sudden urge to go watch old episodes of Kids in The Hall
your choices are always dead-on. love how you weed out the worthy.
I love me some Taye Diggsm. SO loyal am I that I did not miss an episode of Kevin Hill which was only okay but he was hot as the mac daddy player lawyer turned real daddy.
*hanging head in shame* I also love yogurt, it goes down so easily so silky but I am totally a dairy-aholic.
There is no bad hair colour, just different ones.
Nice rant ALL the way around (and nice way to prove the point with 2 very hot gay ladies....whew!). You almost had me there with the yogurt even...however, Jay dear you are wrong. 
You just haven't found the salvation of chocolate or crunchy yummies to add to the yogurt. Chocolate can convert ANYTHING into a good idea...
(And seriously, I've uttered all your points to a few homophobic friends of mine...and I have a hard staying friends with them at this point in my life. The "different" excuse is lame-f*ckin grow up!)
the only problem with yogurt for me are the ones that have the chunky bits of fruit. i'm not for that, so i'm against it.
but more importantly ... did a canadian just say "y'all?"
e+
I'll be honest. The "Most Fuckable this week" guy doesn't do it for me, because I'm STRAIGHT.
Though I'm pro same sex marriage. I don't give a rats ass what some old bastards, who hide behinds words in a book think. Perhaps, they should clean up their own crap first.
I just ask for one thing. No more of that "Were here, Were queer" chant. Come up with something more orginal.
Brunettes are people too.
I love you for that! You knew I couldn't miss the fuck-fest.
I like your stance on looks and brains in combination... it just makes the world a better place.
As for yoghurt, I had one the other day and for something that is so bad, it tasted really fucking good. I'll eat bio yoghurt anyday if eating 'real food' means that I end-up having to pay for two seats on the aeroplane!
Jay I'm with you.. Yogurt is absolutely the worst food ever offered to the public, on purpose!
I've tried, truly tried, it just tases like spoiled milk to me... I added it to lima beans on my don't eat list!
OK, question:
Is yogurt covered in gravy food?
Damned If I Know
His gorgeous. & I totally agree with u abt yoghurt! YUCKZ! Love the read though. Perky.
gotta say, i love the yogurt. it curbs my sweet tooth, although i have to spend some quality time in the loo afterwards because i buy the carb-free kind. bacteria are good for you.
Have you seen Ellen's DVD "here and now"? She talks about yogurt too and it's hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
Yes, yogurt is shit, but I feel the same way about milk, cheese, ice cream and any other substance that comes out of the breast of a hairy 2000 pound animal. Cow's milk is for baby cows, not people. Of course, I am a fan of the NotMilkman.
MMMMM yogurt - you would plotz over the yogurt consumption that takes place in this house. I just purchased 2 yoplait 8 packs and we have 2 different flavors for frozen yogurt in the freezer right now. Don't consider me a total fucktard because i WISH we had that show and MMMM fuck of the week... yummm yogurtlishious even!
Gay Marriage? What's that? Isn't it that thing that Bush and the Pope outlawed?
I only wish we had shows like this one in the U.S. It might open a few people's eyes and show love truly has no boundaries.
loved kith. hate yoghurt. its liquid in europe.
*gasps*
There are people who would dislike/hate/generally avoid the company of me because I'm gay? But WHY? I'm sooo lovable...
Luckily I haven't ran into tooooo too many of these people. The only thing that's ever really bothered me about being gay is the constant having to come out when you meet new people (i.e. yes, I'm gay... deal with it)
Matt
P.S. -- I really really love yogurt. Especially with middle eastern/greek food. Yuuuummm. Fruity yogurt... not as much, but it's still filled with tangy goodness.
1. homophobes are just ignornat, small insecure people, you can only feel sorry for them. and if you're really lucky, you'll be in a situation where you can kick their ass.
2. yogurt...um, yeah, not a huge fan.
3. Taye Diggs...HUGE, HUGE HUGE fan. HUGE.
holy shit girl. 54 (now 55) comments. well done. i just wanted to say yogurt's for fags. Kidding!
it's a joke for crying out loud...get it? Cause yer rant was about yogurt and homosexuals and...get it? Ok, nevermind. I agree with yer rant but i do eat yogurt. So, um, theres that. And as to why people can't handle homosexual relationships in friends, family, etc...i'd say alot of that has to do with the fact that alot of so-called 'open-minded' people is also a whole lot 'self-centred'. But then, i hate to get serious. Did i mention yogurt's for fags?
Matt, I cannot believe that anyone could resist you!
Also, it's always strange to me that you would have to come out as a gay person whereas I rarely come out as a straighty. Not fair, huh?
But should you ever have a Fabulous Gay Wedding (or just any wonderful wedding at all), you'd better invite me!
Jay, I would gladly join you in a movement to rid the world of yogurt. Can we take up arms?
Brunettes are people too!!!!
I'm with random girl, don't dis the cheese.
Totally agree with you there, Taye Diggs is hot!
Lol! I had so much fun reading your blog.
1) I love all my gay friends. It's amazing how they always can find their perfect partners. Makes me look like such a loser at times.
2) Yeah, I hate yogurt too (lactose intolerant). It's NOT food. Yogurt still looks the exact same liquid when it exits your ass! Yucks!
3) As for Taye Diggs, yeah, he's hot. But don't ever watch Equilibrium if you're a huge fan.
'Brunettes are people too' - love it.
Go-gurt? That name truly, truly sucks.
I'm a dirty yoghurt-eating SOAB but I wouldn't buy stuff with brand names like *that*! Over here we used to use JiF to clean our bathrooms. In the US JiF is peanut butter (thanks Becky :-*) And then some whore of a marketing exec decided to re-brand our shiny bathroom brand CiF... Isn't that a disease?
Oh, and as more same-sex weddings? Well, if it makes for more happy people in the world then good luck to them
J-gal,
What about yogurt with Gravy? How do you deal with this food hybrid?
I am so with you on the homophobes and Taye Diggs (hottie - 100%).
But, I have to disagree about yogurt. I like it - it makes me happy when I eat it. Really many foods are disgusting if you think too much about them. For example, do you really want to know what hot dogs are made of?
I get all tingly when eating yogurt...
...Just thinking about all those cute probiotic goodies swimming down my throat...
...Makes me smile.
I agree. The term homophobes has been so twisted now, that it's pretty much not a fear anymore, but just hatred or extreme opposition.
Apparently it is unnatural, but what dictates what is natural or not?
I loved KITH!!! And ditto on the homophobes. At some point, i'm going to write a blog post about my theory: That all bad things in the world can be traced back to homophobia. Every last one of them.
okay, I admit, I like yogurt. it's yummy with fruit... mmmmmm! and I'd kiss Taye after he eats yoghurt, cos he's yummy too! oh, and the show is okay. I cry every week at every wedding. while i eat my yoghourt thinking of hot guys like Taye!
Oldest daughter graduating today. (Pic on my blog.) No time to read but a coule of lines. YES!!!!! to fucktards: homophobes!!!! Rock on!Catch you later. Meanwhile, thx for lovely words of encouragement and praise!
Now that is one FIIII-INE looking man. Wow! ...you may swing me from my current "leaning more towards the ladies" in terms of preference yet.
So you know...
Stop it. 
Actually I suppose you should keep finding fine male specimens for me to admire. Seeing as how I'm y'know... married to one.
(::whispers real, real quietly:: I MAKE my own yogurt... by the crockpot full.
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I'll run away now! )
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