Talk to the Goat
lmao! I had no idea it was so.. scientific!!
Why at about 3 pm every day… does my corn whole start to itch?
What should I do about the dead patch of grass in my lawn?
Details: it's near a spruce tree, gets partial sun exposure and I'm lazy.
Jay,
*ahem* I mean, Dr. Math,
Recently there was a bit of a problem at The Kingdom due, in part, to polynomial equations. Could you please shed some clarity on this demonic things?
Will ponder and email. But be warned: there is much about the world that I would like to understand...
I'm having an argument with my 18-year-old niece. Question "At what age are you too old for sex"? I say never and she says no older than 60. Speak to us , Oh Wise One.
wow you must be bored like me today.
If a bicycle can get you accross town faster than a tricycle, would a unicycle get you there the fastest?
Sounds like fun. I'll think of something wonderful to ask...eventually.
Woah, that was way too much math. My head hurts.
Should I be mad at my friend? this is what happened: I called her long distance to chat, she says she was on her way to pee and had a lot of things to do so she had to get off the phone. I mean, I called her all the way from another country she couldn't spare 10 minutes with me??
Dr. Math~
I can't ask you a math question, becuase you lost me at the earth and peach pit thing, and all those letters...brain freeze.
And then you mentioned centimetres and kilometres and....we do inches and feet and miles here. Unfortunately for me, they didn't start teaching kilometers and centimeters (which I always confuse with centipedes, the bug) until I was well out of school.
Which leads me to my question. Since math is far less then my forte (I lean towards the more humanistic and psychological aspects in life) I am ging to go for the personal question, if I may? (That wasn't my question by the way)
And I may have more then one, is that allowed?
1. What aspect or event in your childhood was what you consider to be the biggest psychologically defining moment of your life? (If more then one, feel free to expand)
Thank you for the opportunity to ask a question Jay!
This was a great idea by the way.
3T
um... I'll get back to you in a few weeks love - I need to unglaze my eyes - I can't handle math stuff.
Especially the italic'ed kind...
Does it count that I'm already astounded?
Wow..Impressive.
What is the answer to this question?
Excellent.
Now this space has become even MORE interesting.
Chalk full of interesting goodness. 
J
A woman using maths? She IS a witch, BURN HER!
Are you any good with music theory?
Dear Dr Math,
now I understand why I failed math. i never italicised my equations! duh! ok, i have a question. if a computer has the mouse, what electronic equipment has the cat?
lol. sweet jay, i absolutely love the effect summer has on you.
dear jamie, why do men have nipples?
do animals have different languages amongst themselves? (eg humans have different languages for different countries/races, does the same go for, say, elephants?
Oh, I thought it was the 90210 Peach Pit. Never mind....
lmao! that was funny!
you are so witty, jay. sometimes i have to pinch myself to know you are real. i was smiling so hard as i read this and knew that i always liked people who thought out of the box. bravo!
Darling love Jay,
Since you liked my answer to the question in an interview I did a while ago… I will ask you the same one.
What Flavor Is Blue?
no matter what you say, I know you have a crush on me... and someday I will make your list
JQP
This is actually the wife's question: Why are the bubbles in Perrier smaller than the bubbles in soda water? When I questioned if that was indeed so, she said they even taste smaller.
Waaaaaaaaay too much time....
ROFL. Love how you got that answer.
I'll ask the same question that I asked someone else previously.
Why is my lovely cat NEITHER dead or alive?
Hi Jay, what colour is the shirt I'm wearing today?
Wow! Who knew you were so brilliant! Einstein's legacy had best watch out...
Dear Jay
If neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon
who was holding the camera?
LMAO Jay!! That there was some seriously heavy deductions. My favorite truth was *definitely*: "algebra and geometry people are always falling over each other to throw letters in with their numbers" Love it, girl.
K. My question:
I think ass-crack is generally ackowledged as "bad" when exhibited by a guy (especially 'cause it's never the well-groomed, toned, hot man that shows it). With the advent of low-rise pants, ass-crack for girls is the newest phenomenon. Is this good? (Compare and contrast to the widely accepted bad-view on boy ass-crack. For bonus credit, include photos.
Your site is pretty interesting. I find myself reading it more and more so I have added you to my blog roller. Oh yes by the way I tagged you! Go to my homepage to see what to do next
Random-girl: if a computer has the mouse, what electronic equipment has the cat
umm I think a cat then has IPOD.. hehe.. I have no idea..but very funny question
How long is a piece of string?
Jay,
You are way more intelligent than I realized but answer me this:
Is belly-button lint a subspecies or a natural genetic mutation of dust-bunnies and which is the more prolific?
I'd also like to know if belly button lint is actually a carnivorous species but I digress...one question at a time.
Anthony
LMAO now I know how and why you passed the SATs (or the canadian equivalent). That was hilarious...
Now I noticed something, you said:
"Everyone knows there are 100 centimetres in 1 kilometre."
Correction: There are 100 centimeters in a meter. 1000 meters in a kilometer. Kilo meaning thousand...
David: are you serious? Out of all of that fluff, you pick that as a point of contention? Really?
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