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My God, they are cutsie, aren't they? And I totally love titles with the word "Fucktard" in them, Jay. Truly.
Tom Green grew tiresome pretty fast. Who would win a Texas Cage Match between Tom Green and Red Green? Battle of the goofball Greens.
tom green has delivered too many laughs to this easy-to-entertain viewer. he's by no stretch a genuis, but he's got what it takes to shock the desensitized viewer.
orange lipstick! excellent labelling. sad, sad discovery.
love ryan. especially since his name has produced such ill pronounciations. philipé? filpe? it goes on and on. almost as agonizing as hearing matt leblanc's name pronounced leblanke.
you just increased my fucked-up vocabulary: fucktard, fucker, fuckable. 
oh, and yes, i agree. anyone wearing orange lipstick should be incarcerated.
Tom Green, I never could work out why he was famous. Is it because hes Canadian but not funny???? some kind of ironic humour??? Whatever it is i sincerely hope he catches some embaressing sexual diesease and is caught in a public toilet giving serious man love to a maple leaf (or any other type of vegetable matter before you all get PC on my ass . Honestly im not leafist.
Orange lipstick.....why?
I like this weeks most fuckable Jay, good choice.....but id still rather fall asleep exhausted on Angelina
Tom Green: I used to see him at lunchtime when I worked in the Paramount building. He has no spine, no I mean literally!
Orange Lipstick: Yuck! What's with that? Yeah like make me look like I just spent hours sucking on tangerines melted into the sidewalk!
Ryan & Reese: They are adorable! Happy so far the marraige has lasted. She is so cute!
Orange lipstick? I didn't know that was available til I read your post. Who the hell puts on orange lipstick? LOL.
Reese is cute and Ryan is cute. But Reese and Ryan as a couple are HOT!
Excellent call. Tom Green annoys me like a Byward Market traffic jam. But at least more people have heard of Ottawa now.
Ewwww..
Ewww..
and Reese Witherspoon is a horrible. Yeah she is cute but I have a friend who worked for her off and on when needed for 8 months. She would come home all shook up! She did it for the money but quit gladly once out of the whole. Oh the stories she told me.
Reese Witherspoon really is impossibly cute! And if you almagamate their names do you not get Rice?
stomps his feet and storms off, I get you next week he is heard to whisper, oh yes, my pretty...next week...
Something about those two bugs me.
Something not quite right..
So you've abandoned all thoughts towards becoming Mr Green's agent then... It's probably for the best.
Reese is getting chunkier.
Ew Tom Green. Don't get me started. Cannot. Stand. Him. At. All. Even. His. Face. Annoys. Me.
I'm totally with you about Ryan and Reese. Totally, sickeningly cute. Actually gives a might of faith about hollywood couples not being 100% arranged (see that wacky Holmes/Cruise affair).
*running to the bathroom to wipe off my orange lipstick*
I HATE Reese Witherspoon, simply for the fact that she always looks so damn cute and she has Ryan. I so wish he was mine.
Orange lipstick, mmm!
Can I bum an Old Gold?
I'm with you on Tom Green. Ewww. He is disgusting.
And; Reese and Ryan are an adorably beautiful couple!
And, orange lipstick couldn't be flattering on anyone. But, I have a question here...What about Coral- pink lipstick? Same scenario? Holding two Lancome coral pinks in my hand...not sure what to do with them..
3T
If you ask me, Reese has a face like a dinner plate.
So, how did you get on? Are you now a radio star of note? Lol.
Where the hell is Tom Green nowadays? Oh wait nobody misses him. Ha!
I know ONE person who loved Freddy Got Fingered: my father, a gay-dissing, no-sex-before-marriage-advocatin', born-again conservative christian. Just say "Daddy would you like some sausage" around him and he's in hysterics. I don't get it either.
Dude. I barely got past "Paris Hilton's Punani." Just...eeew.
yeah, they are pretty much the hottest hollywood couple around, and the fact that she had kids so young is a big shocker, too...she wasn't worried about her 'figure'...good call, I love this couple and I could eat him up with a spoon. yum.
I agree with the Reese and Tom Green commentary, but have never been able to see what people find so hot about Ryan Philippe. He looks like an overgrown, sulky little boy. Oh and the word "talentless" comes to mind.
for some reason, i can't stand reese witherspoon's chin. don't ask why, just accept it.
I love love Ryan Philippe as well. Especially his messy hair. I just want to grab it and drag him around with me, back to my cave. Ryan, call me!
also? i'm terribly sorry, but i tagged you with a meme.
finally i can post a comment! (had technical problems before) anyway, i've been dying to ask: reese & ryan are still together? i thought they separated? can anyone confirm?
Good call on Reese & Ryan!! (or "Reese's Piece" as I like to think of him).
Jay...you MUST pop over to TDB and sign up for the Sims game I'm going to do. I'm creating Sims based on bloggers! What a neighborhood that's going to be!
I have thankfully never seen someone with orange lipstick, and I hope I never will. I remember when Tom Green was funny for all of those 14 seconds or so, heh.
like a puss-filled sore on Paris Hilton's punani
Awesome. That has to be the absolute best simile ever.
Mmmm... Ryan Phillippe... Reese is cute... but, oh, Ryan...
Reese is hot, plus the accent is hard to resist.
Oh... yeah. I don't tend to look at the male body and think "yum." But Ryan Phillippe might be one of those exceptional exceptions... Add Reese to the mix and Yee-Haw!!
LOL
(orange lipstick? double ewwww ewww ewww)
orange lipstick should be reserved for the yogurt eaters of the world, So we can identify them right away.
This is a fancy restaurant!!!!!
So did you get to lamb-bast Tom Green on the radio?
Melina- that is the best idea ever!
That way, we can totally segregate!
That orange has got to go. Far, far away.
Reese is one of my favourite actresses. Her and Ryan are definately a hollywood power couple.
Death to the person who invented orange lipstick! I not to fond of the neon shades either.
ew to orange anything .. just not my color at all ..
and I'm not too hip with the R&R couple .. eh, they are cute .. but I don't know .. just not sold on it.
... pathergirl said what about Sims???? ooooo... gonna go peek!
I actually sorta miss the Tom Green Show, I learned all sorts of things from him. Like how to make a contraption that filters your own urine so you can drink it again, and how to embarass your father by painting a picture of a big naked chick on his car...
How could Drew Barrymore resist? Oh wait, they're divorced now.
I was hoping you'd make Mr. and Mrs. Smith the most fuckable this week...I think they are hella hot...
thank you for introducing the word "fucktard" to my vocabulary
i hear reese witherspoon is a total control-freak with her hubby and he sneaks off to strip bars.
nice to know they're normal, innit?
You know what though--Ryan's mohawk doesn't do it for me
I love the mohawk, rrrooowwwr. And sorry, but no Mr and Mrs Smith: I am soo not on the Brad Pitt train.
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