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i love tiger stories!!!!!!!
i have a secret fondness for them as well
my husband had almost the same type of surgery two weeks before we moved into the house we're in now, big, big mistake, couldn't do any stairs. good for you for still going on your trip, what an adventure!
sheesh I had 2 holes drilled in my knee to trim out some rouge cartilage and i was laid up for weeks- flying? You are hardcore
Funny story. Except for the surgery part.
This is the most interesting story I have read about my now home state.
I would have layed the newspaper article right in front of my husband though. I'm glad your knee is better now Jay.
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Glad to hear the knees ok.
Arizona sounds like fun, if only for the local wildlife.
Great story! Are you and Tony gonna keep in touch?
did you ask him why they don't throw some tasty marshmallows in frosted flakes?
great stoner post!
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Always good to mix pills and booze... =) Honestly, this is one of my favorite things I've read here. I enjoyed it immensely!
Oh I'd have shown him the newspaper! Too funny Jay! 
shades of Life of Pi...the stoner version
I echo Eric's words - fantastic stoner post
I had the same thing with a kangaroo that fit in the palm of my hand.
drugs are the shit.
Hey Jay,
How cool that you got the 4x6 tiger print then.
For a while there, I thought that I was reading life of Pi.
But of course, Life of Jamie is much more interesting.
J
jay,
hope your knee is feeling better.
as for the tiger...
huhm.
The thing I love the most is crossing the border and talking to people. The further south you head, then nicer they are to you when they discover that your a Canuck.
My favourite cross border story involves a bunch of Newfies in a bar in Louisiana, eating "gator". I might have to tell it one day.
Wow! I had to go back to reread the conversation part. I didn't realize what the fuss was about until you read the newspaper. For some reason, I'm kinda slow tonight (on some Demerol ~ groovy stuff!)
Great post!
I have a friend who heads that way every year for a vacation. It sounds like him. I should ask him if anyone complimented him on his stripes.
It's because you're a tiger at heart, you know -- that's why you got along so well.
Hehe funny story.
What a cool story! I never have any cool stories like that! Hope your knee is better!
"Small town Arizona struck me as one big commercial for ranch salad dressing"
I love your way with descriptive phrasing! You have the knack of painting pictures with words.
Haha... does Jason still not believe you? What a story. Sorry about the knee, it sounded really painful.
Glad to hear that you got your knee fixed but too bad it messed with your vacation, it does sound like it turned out okay and all though...so tigers like magenta hair? I will have to remember that
What a great story Jay, and beautifully told
DB
Wow. I get legally stoned and blab all over the internet about stupid shit that doesn't even make any sense, and you get to see tigers? I'm so jealous!
Jason knows better than to doubt me - and he knows I don't just tell stoned stories.
Meanwhile, he does think any Life of Pi comparisons are as funny as I do...it's the one book I got him to read, as we have surmised it:
Pi: capsized boat, survival at sea, painful death of family, dellusions to cope with stress and shock...
Jamie: knee surgery, demerol, Arizona...
If all it takes is a talking tiger, by that token, Winnie the Pooh has shades of Life of Pi!
LMAO Omg, I want a tiger .. I'd name it Rajah ... or just a cat. *shifty eyes*
beautiful story jamie, I love it...
Now I want to go to Phoenix and have conversations with the tiger, sugar. Damn you and your adventuresome spirit, Jay!
Oh my!!!
Yvonne, it's funny, I guess Disney has really worked a number with me, because while I am not particularly afraid of tigers, I could never leave with a cat!
wow. what a great story.
And you shall henceforth be known as 'Calvin'.
Phoenix, eh? You should have just driven over to Texas and taken a shot at the Great Texan Steak Ranch. They have a 72 oz. steak that, if you can finish under an hour, it's free.
It's my goal to succeed at that task.
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This reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer talks to the tiger or cheetah thing in the desert. Did you watch this before you left for Arizona?
I was in AZ for a split second when I was at the Hoover Dam time line! I was in Nevada one step, then AZ the next step. NV, AZ, NV, AZ, NV, AZ, NV, AZ...you get the idea
Jay-lady, that was *really* good!! I think you need to enter that in a short-story contest. I mean it was really THAT good....
& you *know* I would love a good tiger story.
you've done it again. Seamless.
i love tigers
Ive never seen a real cactus in the ground , like the road rumnner cartoons
i remember screaming when I saw a palm tree for the first time when i went to California...............
What accent did he have? I wanna know... was he local?
That was a great story! I would have kept the paper for memories .. put it in a collage or something .. geesh .. I'm a collage freak ..
MS: Jason eats steaks like that for breakfast. he wouldn't bat an eye.
MM: of course i had no idea what you were talking about, but Jason informs me that it was actually a coyote, voiced by Johnny Cash, and that he loves that episode, and you for talking about it.
Lever: I am no good with accents actually. I was surprised enough that he spoke english, or that I spoke tiger, whichever. he probably wasn't local, because as far as i know, tigers aren't indigenous to pheonix.
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