Talk to the Goat
Good thing you logged this weekend. I can't remember a damn thing past the deer incident.
xo
Jay, that's hilarious!! Of course, I do hope you get over this bout of insomnia soon.
The only thing on your list that I'm almost certain exists in Cornwall is the custom killing slaughterhouses. I really have no proof to back that up, it's merely an edumacated guess. I also think every town needs a 24 hour grocery store, because even their WAY over-priced goods are better than doing groceries during the day with all the "normal" folk.
mine's a blur to me, maybe you should start video taping yourself
Insomnia makes me lose days and days. What day is it now? I think I've been in a daze since my last post ages ago....thank god I woke up and wrote another.
Makes my weekend look like one long nap.
You "hornked"??? What the hell does that mean?
Hornk = when a laugh comes out your nose
Well, you taught that rabbit a lesson....
Apparently.
I read the deer's blog, and I think it was a *little* concerned, just so you know. Hard to tell what's being said when it's hooves on a qwerty keyboard.
Fucking beans anyway.
Wow some weekend!!
lmao @ showing up at mil's in the 4am hour!! My mom would literally kill me...
I'm exhausted just reading about your weekend. But then again, I can't make it through Ikea without sleeping for the next two days.
ha! i ask myself that question every weekend.
and chocolate covered pretzels???yummy...in fact, u made me so crazy for them, i`m going to grab a few after work!
Sounds to me like your weekend was chock-full!
Wow Jay....
Its almost like I was there.... tied up and thrown in the trunk. Just kidding. Hope you get some sleep soon. I get insomnia a lot, and it causes me much pain.
~ian
...watching the "Ikea-washed", spandex, 17 hour days and hornking (WTF?)... And, see... you do parallel park 
LMAO
So, what's the plan for next weekend guys?
I hate beans, so don't blame ya. Hornked? That's a great word I might use it soon. 
Insomnia is my middle friggin' name and I think sleep for humans should be banned. Glad you had a good weekend......you did, didn't you? 
Yeah, it was a strangely typically good weekend for us. And Valerie, just so you don't think we're sadists, Nancy gets up that early every day for work. We didn't wake her. We knew she'd be awake.
That sounds like a fun disappearance. It is good to just randomly hit the road on occassion, and even better to log the details for your faithful readers
Wow what a crazy weekend. Next time you should vidoe tape yourself.
What a crazy weekend! If you wish to permanently cure your insomnia, have children. Ever since I had kids, I never have trouble sleeping. I'm so exhausted by the time the go to bed, I simply pass out.
Nice.
It's good to keep a log, so you have something to give to the police when they find the stack of dead hobos in your trunk.
J
LOL! A completely entertaining account of the week-end! (Exausting for some of us old folk to even read)
Thanks for taking us along on the adventure Jay!
3T
Just be glad, neither of you were neutered/spayed during the lost weekend. My uncle lost a weekend once and woke up, well let's just say "less than whole" for a male dog.
So, even though it might have felt similar to being neutered by having witnessed generic art at Ikea, count it as fortunate that you got away with just hickeys on your thighs (something we dogs couldn't give one another if we tried; but bite marks are more meaningful anyway during mating.
Cal
Er... my friend's last name is Casselman.
We went to the Moondog once and were scared by its overly-ambitious menu. In my opinion, you should not be able to order Chinese food from the same place you can order lasagna from. Call me crazy.
You know, I'm starting to think we've crossed paths about a dozen times in the past year but just didn't know it. Next time you're in town, if you see a guy with a goatee with a wife that's clearly out of his league, that's me. Say hi.
at least you can account for pretty much every minute of your days...
mine went by like a whirlwind and now i am getting a cold... not good....
Cal - Jason is already neutered actually.
Jen - Your input is invaluable.
Dave - Moon Dog has good breakfast, and good nachos when accompanied by beer. Have never tried any of the "ambitious" menu items, but since two of my own specialties happen to be lasagna and egg rolls, I can imagine that someone else might do it well too. We know the Moon Dog because we basically lived right across from it on Laurier. And while we're at it: I do not recommend the elgin street diner, as if the bean story wasn't deterrent enough.
"A loonie bought us only 20 minutes" That took me a long time to decypher!
It would have taken me all of the next week to blog all that.. you are really a team of writers.. c'mon fess up! (I know what fess-up means at least LMAO)
Poor Jaime... I hope you get rid of that insommnia this week.
IKEA - yes, Went there today - we succumbed to the hot dogs post shop. I love furniture shopping - one of these days I will have a big enough house to fill with all the things I wish to buy (after winning the lottery of course *grin*)
Perhaps you should just re-decorate that way you can boss the boy around and shop for homestuffs - legitimately!
Haha, blissfully unconcerned... `
Sounds like a good Saturday. As for the hickeys, I was trapped in Toronto that night. I have proof somewhere.
The old guy in spandex, beard etc? my phantom lover.
"if you see a guy with a goatee with a wife that's clearly out of his league, that's me. Say hi."
Whereas I'm the one without the goatee with a wife that's clearly out of my league.
That, and I'm from Toronto.
But you can say hi if you ever grace the T-Dot with your smiley face.
J
Beans for breakfast?? Never in Alabama!! Grits yes, beans uuugggg!! I loved the travelog. The store sounded like Walmart but you don't have those, do you? Good thing, it's ran all the Mom and Pop stores out of business.
lol. you guys have it made
Those are the BEST weekends! Ones where you have nothing planned and just go wherever. But I hope your insomnia gets better.
*laughing*
...omg... thank you for letting us be that proverbial "fly on the wall" (of your car or your house or wherever).
Wow-your weekend makes all of mine seem as exciting as taking a piss, no way do I remember that much detail!
Entertaining read, thanks
Soup is not a meal. Hahaha.
*wipes tear from eye*
what? that's so bizarre! so bizarre that your outing began at 1 a.m.
yet it sounds so fun!
for god sakes, get some sleep.
patresa
Brom-Man: sorry. A loonie is our one dollar coin. Also, I am not a team. Just me. Yesterday I wrote 12 000 words. This morning I deleted 8900 of them.
Vics: as it is, I am constantly redecorating, which is ridiculous since we're thinking about thinking about moving (again).
Junebugg: I have only the faintest of ideas as to what grits are. and yes, we do have walmarts here. they bought out our woolcos years ago. bastards.
Patresa: it is bizarre to live while everyone else sleeps. i am sleeping this week, although unfortunately my schedule is on a 9pm-4am deal, which is still far from normal.And it's hell trying to decide when i should eat lunch!
what a aweek-end you had! ....
You too are SO DAMN CUTE! I love your adventures...
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