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Wow, Jay, I thought the extreme depression was harsh. At least Christine finally has someone who understands the joy of string!
Be careful with those drugs though...
...Ever seen "Kids in the Hall, Brain Candy"?
I cracked up at the last line about kicking the doctor in the shins, that was great!
Well hope the happiness keeps up for you...feel free to bottle some and send it my way if you have any to spare
Wow, all that "Happy" has reminded me of Zoolander. Been listening to "Also Sprach Zarathustra" much lately?
Anthony, that is so funny! I hadn't even thought of the Christine connection, but indeed she is a manic depressive.
Also, I adore Kids in the Hall! Of course I've seen it!
Wow, that is very happy, crazy happy. I could use some of those pills. This entry made me a little happier.
Like you, every day I get so happy I can't stand it. Here are some triggers for extreme crazy happy furry days:
1. When my friend Dudley and I grab a stick and don't let go for 20 minutes.
2. Gorging on venison and potatos then washing it down with a bowl of Guinness.
3. Catching toast after the toaster goes ba-nuts and flips it high in the air, careening off the counter.
4. Running through mud then jumping on someone I don't like who is wearing really nice clothes.
5. When my friend Haley passes gas while running really fast and then comes to an abrupt stop and looks back at her butt with a quizzical expression.
All these things prove that there is so much in life to be thankful for.(sigh)
Cal
Hey wait! They give me vicodin for the "euphoria" results. Are they giving you vicodin too? Because I think yours might be working better than mine....maybe we should share.
Wow. I am asking myself which Whitney Houston songs would cause a risk of hip breakage. All I come up with is "How Will I Know" which is now firmly stuck in my head.
So, how are you doing with the mood swings?
WH:
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
It's Not Right, but It's Okay
My Love is Your Love
How Will I Know
Heartbreak Hotel
I won't even try to defend myself, but there it is.
Those pills sound f#@kin' awesome. Maybe you could bake some into a cheesecake and mail that baby over to me, aye? *convincing grin*
Wow! The Adventures of Baron Jay Munchenhausen!!
It's Not Right, but it's Okay! An excellent speaker song.
Jamie sounds like you're falling over with happy. Have you tried sleepy yet? It's an even better form of the happy.
I'm so glad you're so happy Jay!
You write "Happy" better then anyone I know!
3T
PS. Those meals you're making has me drooling!
Uh-oh....listening to Whitney Houston is a dangerous sign. Were they at least pre-crackwhore Whitney?
Can you please send some hot flashes of happiness this way please? I'm getting a mite annoyed with the regular kind.
unexplained happiness doesn't need explaining
That was in no way dark.
And then that bitch Katrina comes along to piss you off: gas jumps 10 cents in 3 hours!!! It is well over a dollar, which is the first time in my life I have ever seen it so. I want to throw up. Oh wait, I already did twice today. I want to throw up more, if I had any cookies left to toss.
ok, I want the name of your Rx...
I could stand with being that happy even if only for a day...
Extreme happiness is just plain creepy drugs or no drugs.
i'm so happy i dropped in to visit you today. i wonder how happy your doctor was after you kicked her. you still find a way to keep a sense of humour about you and share it with everyone
Haha hicking doc in the shins is hilarious!
I'm sending thunderclouds your way.XX
Wow you make cheesecakes? I am happy too! You're spreading the love to me!
gas has been over $1.10 all summer out here on the west coast - i turfed my car and got a bus pass.
don't throw up anymore! the pills can't work that way. unless your doctor instructs you on another 'insertion' method of taking them like my friend's doctor did when she barfed too much to swallow her pills.
careful!
Yay it's about time someone kicked a doctor in the shins!
So are you saying that your happy?
Sorry to say that I was going to blame the drugs as well, but at least your happy.
Oh and was the doctor happy when you kiced her in the skins?
I immediately thought of Christine and the string......she'd be elated to know you've found art in string too.
This is way TOO much happy Jay....so has the doctor (the one with the sore and bruised shin) done something to combat that a tad??
Girl, what are you taking? Don't be holding out on me.
Euphoria? I'd say anaphora. You're a good writer, Jay.
ahh, manic.
they used to call it creative in far less meta-clinical times.
e+
Happy is what I call myself after three beers and an orgasm. Not in that order.
I wouldn't want any pill that made me that happy I would worry that the downside would be equally as extreme. That is why I say no to pills, especially since the last ones I took had more of a parkinsens effect rather than effecting my mood. That's just me though.
Have fun with your mania
Hope things are settling a bit down
A DOLLAR WHAT!!??!!??
Why am I paying nearly three dollars a gallon?! The last time I filled my tank, it cost me fifty bucks!
That's it...movin' to Canada folks.
i like happy. keep it up.
I think someone has to explain to Anthony that gas is sold in liters up here.
1 Gallon= 3.8 Liters
Extreme happiness can be life-threatening, you know? That's why I try to remain on an even keel.
happiness can be an excuse for anything. that's what i told myself after i killed my deadline. nice to be back here again. wow, it's blowing my mind.
Well... at least some drugs make you happy... or is it just that when you take the drugs you just forget why you were ever sad? What the hell... either way stay Happy
DB
Stoked to hear it Jay!
Beats the alternative...
happy=good
whitney houston in the shower=bad.
Now why is gas only $1.10 a gallon (litre?) in Canada and $3 a gallon in the States?
Sounds like some petroleum fuckery to me. Can I have some of your happy pills?
Someone jumped on the happy train and sadly cannot jump off.
Serenity Now....Insanity Later
"Shin-kicking happiness"
A new phrase.
Inspired by Jamie.
Copyrighted by Jorge.
To set the record straight, you may not want to be moving up here to Canada too quickly...... gas prices here in Edmonton Alberta are now at $1.24 per litre, which is about $4.71 per gallon....CDN dollars, no less! (Just got out of bed and I'm half asleep, no calculator handy, help me out with the math here people, is that about right??)
wow you really are a good writer,
Close enough Jude, $1.24 multiplied by 3.8 makes it about $5.00. I had to use a calculator for that one...so poop on me.
Wow, Jay you sound....sarcastically happy. Kinda like...."I'm so happy I got out of bed and threw up because the happiness just made me overflow" kinda happy. It's a little scary.
And oddly amusing because it isn't me. That makes me a little bit of a bitch don't'cha think? Well...at least I'm honest right?
Hope everything settles down for you soon....well at least to the point where you can sleep again.
EF.
hormones? pregnancy? pills? life?
who cares, don't analyse it, just enjoy it!
Holy cow! That is some EXTREME happiness! I bet the doc wasn't all that happy with you though.
K and Jude, thanks for that...gas prices are roughly the same in both countries. Just overall shitty.
EF, you know i'd feel the same way if the situation was reversed!
LMF-HAPPY-AO!
I hope you get some rest soon.
Lois Lane
Uh, thanks for setting me straight on that guys...
*casually unpacking a nearby cardboard box*
I forgot that you Canadians use that crazy math that doesn't make any sense. Why don't you try adopting something sensible like the metric system...er, wait...
What I meant to say was: "maybe we Americans should try adopting something sensible like the metric system..."
Uh oh... sounds like the manic side of my manic depression (made worse when I was on anti-depressants only, without something for the manic side.) I know happy feels good...but just be careful, ok?
err..this post if actually quite funny, but i`m not sure whether to laugh about it or worry about you.
I've used the song "Both Sides Now" as a basis for a post...so uh, is this post evolving from Manic Depression or satire. Is it expressing your bottled up emotions as you so eloquently do, no matter what (blasted) label anyone would attribute to behaviour? I sure hope you're ok, sweetie.-
GEL aka SilverMoon
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