Talk to the Goat
Excellent.
That Jason is such a jerk sometimes!
OBVIOUSLY he needs to read up on the Jamie V3.232981298939233a
Manual.
How inconsiderate.
I do like how he eventually came around though. What a wuss.
Hey..
What's this...
Why is my wedding band heating up...
Uh..
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Must...go....home...
Oh, that was like reading about a day in my own house. Love it!
What brought you to my blog the only day I posted on a similar theme? This is serendipity.
And a great post. I couldn't have written it your way because .. well, because ... umm, better not go there.
J.A.P.
You're now a relationship goddess fit to be worshipped by your many fanatics around the world.
I for one worship thee.
Evil... pure evil.
It's reading this sort of thing that makes me glad I'm single.
Unfortunately reading this sort of thing is the ONLY thing that makes me glad I'm single...
I hope you got your milkshake and it helped. I would say your husband loves you very much. What? OK, I'll shut up.
well now I'm just confused. the guy above says 'your husband loves you very much', but as far as I know Jay is short for Jason, which means YOU are the husband. Or is Jay somehow short for Jamie too? Or is this completely made up? Oh boy, I feel 'tarded... 
Sorry to hear that you're feeling so horrible lately. 
Funny.
He's lucky you just didn't box him up and send him to me. Yes, I still have outdoor cages available.
Heh! Poor Jason! And yet how nice of him to remember it's CHOCOLATE he should bring home.
Hope it got better, sugar.
Oh. My. God.
I'm going home now...
Une peu de folie est bonne pour un mariage! Always keep them guessing. Besides, it's only fair considering your four a.m. indulgence. That should earn you consideration for a very, very long time.
J'espère que vous vous sentez mieux. Salut.
Cotard, if that makes you happy to be single, then you've missed the point.
Dawn: I am a girl. My name is Jamie, often abbreviated to Jay (if you say Jamie out loud, it all makes sense). My husband's name is Jason. When I say the name Jay, I am usually referring to him, and not to myself, because I don't speak about myself in the third person. All clear?
It gets tricky when Jamie writes in the second person.
Sorry,, I am laughing too much,, sounds like me talking to my husband on the phone,, damn,, I will try and not do that to him anymore.
Jamie, sorry you're having a craptastic day. I hope the shake and nap cheer you right up!
Lois Lane
That is just such a nice blog post. I had a smile and I am happy I havent married yet
God, I sound like that and there's no medication involved... perhaps that's an indication that there should be...
I'm with you on hoping that Septmeber had better be an easy month.
That is sweet of Jason to bring you a milkshake, now I want to find someone who will bring ME a milkshake, but make mine vanilla!
I think Jason's a keeper!
I'm sorry you're having such a hard time Jay! Really I am. But I couldn't help laughing myself silly on this post! I'm cutting and pasting this one off to my hubby at work. This my dear is in my Top 20 Jamie reads! What? Shut up? OK. (Stolen from lejnd)
That had me laughing too. Hang in there Jay, side effects do let up most of the time...
3T
PS. Enjoy that shake! You earned it
oh thank god i'm not the only wack job out there next time i do this to my jason, i'm going to feel much better (usually by the time he gets home i'm crying out of guilt and telling him to leave). sub in 'soy ice cream' for milk shake and i've made that phone call. so good to know i'm not alone.
I had a similar conversation with my wife when she was sick. She called me at work after I'd dropped the kids off at day care. She was whining, "why didn't you come home to take care of me?"
Bascially a breakdown in communication. Of course, I left work immediately to take care of her. After all, when it comes to choosing between work and Wife, my choice is easy. Sorry Jason.
What about the orange juice?
Love is a grand thing because
a) You know there is always someone in the world who will not hang up on you for being completely whiny and ridiculous.
b) There is no sweeter feeling than taking care of the person you love.
This is proof that women and men are wired differently.
Oh and this is more common than most people realize.
Wow, that post made me want to go out and find a guy. I must be a little....crazed but hey it was an amusing post (apologies Jay but it is the truth.) And I am sorry that you're having a rough time, and now I just really want to pick on someone...heh heh I think I'm preverse.
Oh. My. God.
Are you my twin? Were we seperated at birth? I swear to god you recorded one of my conversations! I know what it's like to be miserable and all you want it the other half to be there with you and being miserable by proxy.
While reading your post all I wanted to do was give you a big hug. I hope the shake helped and if it didn't, lemme know I'll send a case of chocolate for you to graze through. Chocolate is one of life's lil fixer uppers...it can cure ANYTHING!
LMAO. Well, at least you're plowing through the side effects like a trooper...*sarcastic wink*. OK, well at least Jason is ultra-cool about the whole thing. You are funny as hell, girl!
Mmm... I've got the perfect fix for that. ;o)
BARF
my god, I am going to make Mrs. JQP read that one, right after I get done making my world famous MEATLOAF,
hugs and puppy-dog kisses~
JQP esq.
sounds like me when i haven't eaten all day lol! poor jay, you'll feel better soon, everytime i start a new medication it takes about a week or more for me to adjust!
been there, done that, got the chocolate milkshake. Totally worship the worker/giver.
JQP, how dare you say the word meatloaf at me! Someone arrest this man for his insolence!
And sadly folks, I'm not feeling all that terrible, I just like the attention.
what a patient guy you have there...
hang in there, girl...meds can be very yucky with the side effects
Oh wow. I hope this was like a one time thing Jay! It's pretty funny, but... I'm glad I wasn't in Jason's shoes!
The most realistic phone exchange I've read in a long time.
i've had that conversation before ... interesting ... but honestly, when the man is at work that's what cats are for ... and they dont talk back so ... i'm just sayin' ...
I hope the milkshake was good!
Cats can bring you warm socks and rub your back until you fall asleep? Really?
sounds like you got your point across, hope you're feeling better and enjoying your milkshake
chocolate milkshake? chocolate milkshake? now why didn' i read this ten minutes ago before i sent my husband out to get me chips and dips because dammit i want a chocolate milkshake too.
no. strawberry. from george's. please. right now.
J, can you, please, write a series for us females out there on how to either
1. obtain a man like Jason
or
2. train a man like Jason.
I bow down to you in envy.
But on a more serious note, feel better soon. Hang in there, k?
*hugs*
Great post! I wish I had a Jason!!
I wonder which was better, the milkshake, or the make-up sex...
wow. your very own milkshake delivery boy. some people just have it all. oh phooey.
Hmmm... interesting.
if my wife depended on me to be more than the selfish bastard i am she'd be miserable. hell, maybe she is.
medication can make you someone you're not. i know. during a particularly similar episode i basically threatened to kick my boss' ass ... in his tie and everything. thankfully, he's like your husband.
what would we do without those people?
e+
you sound normal to me
aww..poor jay.
and poor jason!
:p
gosh, i'm glad i'm not the only one who behaves like that. and men can be so RUUUDE!
For the first time in my commenting history I am speechless. As I'm just a dog, I must defer to the comments of those who came before me.
Whew!
Cal
What is it about the "tiny voice"? It's like sad puppy-eyes. Once you hear the "tiny voice", it's all over. At the mere utterance of the "tiny voice", hearts and wills melt away like a forgotten milkshake...
A milkshake cures everything.
EVERYTHING.
You should try D.C. They make a mean 30-minute milkshake that has yet to be topped.
I relate this post to me with PMT on any given month and I don't even have scary medication to hide behind!
Keep strong and keep laughing girl it'll get better!
Guys, I may be on pills, but I am sure Jason will attest to the fact that this is not really all that out of character for me. I am always demanding and difficult.
Darlene, you are so cute...but that was SO not a fight!
I know it sounds like Jason puts up with a lot - but his wife is beautiful, funny, and smart...HE is the lucky one, and he knows it.
I love the question "Are you bleeding?" It really made me laugh, for some reason.
Jamie, you ARE beautiful, funny and smart. If you had to choose, what order would you put those in, or have you already?
Folks, no need to worry. The milkshake and I made it home in about 15 minutes and there was only a few broken dishes by the time I got home. I cleaned them up with a smile on my face.
-----JASON------
Because I'm single and pathetic, I do the same exact thing to my mom. It sounds soo much more fun to emotionally blackmail a man that you're in love with rather than your mom...that's kind of lame. I'm lame. Fine.
fuck friday fuckfest jaime... just start posting more conversations. after reading this one i'm tempted to tell everyone about me and (my) jason's fight over whether or not he should take the $10 to buy coffee even though that specific bill had been reserved to buy a temporary parking space - but i had taken the last of his change to do laundry and even though i mentioned that the 10 was reserved that didn't mean that i didn't want him to take it with him....
there was crying (me). i threw one of his folded shirts from the pile of clothes on the bed and he was late for work. but all was good by the end. i made him take the 10$. thank god he is such a calm man.
these are the days of our lives.
My wife 3T suggested I read this. You are a mighty talented writer.
Kevin
ok that sounded like me pregnant... well i demand he come home all the time butthe milkshake and cussing... totally a pregnant thing
This conversation is priceless. I laugh just thinking about it. You guys are a great couple.
Awww ... I hope you feel better!
How was the milkshake?
Julia, I think at times like these, all women are related
Thanks for stopping by Kevin, although like every other man who read this, I bet you're shivering in a corner all curled up in the fetal position right now.
Fidget - I wish I had such a rational excuse!
Jesus Christ, woman. Way to be a complete and utterly funny wife. With an attitude like that, who wouldn't love you to pieces?
You're quite the couple. What's your secret?
My god, Jay is superwoman.
Compared to you, my GF is a real bore.
Actually, I made her up. But if I ever have a real GF, I hope she's like you.
Beautiful and demanding!!! I wish I were so lucky.
My spelling is embarrassingly bad, so I will limit myself to this: great story. I wish my life were this interesting!
Jason is a lucky man....obviously you are worth the effort.
Women like you make the world go round. If only we could all be so lucky.
Dear Jay: If I wasn't gay, I would be with you in a minute!
Jay, I have read and re-read this post about 3 times... I howled...and felt for you all at the same time!!!
I only wish I had a Jason to call my own...
I love this story... very funny... I can't wait til I am a wife one day.. muah ha ha
aha - so you're both jays....now it's all clear.
I had to read this out loud to my wife (who is a few weeks away from the birth of our first baby) and we laughed until we cried as it could have been an exact copy of my life these past nine months
Sometimes I think that if men are from Mars, women aren't even from somewhere in this solar system... or the next one either.
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