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a) unfortunately, our goodie drawer had to get moved after the kids became mobile. The goodies get less used, now that they're in a drawer under some t-shirts, I'm sad to say.
b) good lord, we've been together for 13 years, I'm sure I've farted in front of him, behind him, and every other place possible
c) Have. Would. Could.
d) no opinion
e) hell yes. Does admitting it here count?
f) Most of my break-ups have just been tragic in the normal way (as in--only to me or the person I was breaking up with). Once, a man who didn't want me to leave pushed me into the street, which I thought was kind of a mixed message.
a) Hell yeah
b) End of my olfactory sense morelike
c) Oh yes, even healthy people have gotta have a day off work once in awhile 
LOL But really... NO, gotta go all the way, no matter how long it takes, and besides, how are blokes supposed to fake it, huh?
d) That's akin to having your eyelids removed... why? If it's for hygeine reasons then I suggest a WASH.
e) Of course, why not. I used to like the look of revulsion on people's faces and the ridicule is great character building - I dunno why some people get so f'ing embarrassed about stuff... I mean where's the shame?
f) How's about dating 2 girls at once and being so tired you forget what you've organised and have them both down the pub at once? If one doesn't get the message, the other certainly will
G) Jason will guest on this spot soon to give the boys some ladies to oggle over, won't you Jason? =)
i never liked mr. big but i adored aidan.
a. not since i've had the kids
b. i can't, he does, we're still together
c. i have, i would, i could
d. my husband and son are, but after watching what they did to my son, i swore if i ever had another boy, i wouldn't put him through it
e. not that i remind, just how much alcohol do you need to drink to make an ugly guy look handsome though?
f. over the phone
a. yes, and i do the same thing when my parents visit
b. of course
c. no, no, no. why bother?
d. not necessary
e. too subjective to answer!
f. "you have personality flaws" was my fave. what the hell is a personality flaw?
I completely agree with your SATC analysis. Steve and Aiden were my favorites, hands down.
Hurrah for the good guys!
Aiden, Aiden, he's our man!!! but I disagree with Mr. Big. He was a hottie.
a)a drawer, and bottom of the closet
b)the first fart came from him. i was getting dressed for work, and he was still sleeping, when whamo! i tried to be quiet, but my laughing was so loud it woke him up!
c)yup. i should win a prize. an ex (you know..) would get upset that i wasn't "into it" (his parents were right up stairs!!) so i faked it so good that I broke his bed!!!
d)not my decision, and i have experienced only the snipped.
e) no,
f)i called the guy i was dating at the time, and a roomate picked up the phone and said is this "girls name here", i said no, it's me. the roomate said, uh "girls name here, who darryl is not sleeping." whoops!!! post it might have been better!
a) I have a goody drawer. Stuffed full! OK, we don't use have the crap in it. Buit if we want to, it's there. lol
b) I can't believe I'm going to tell you what i'm about to tell you. The first time I accidentally farted in front of Kevin, was while we were dating, during sex, and mid-orgasm. It just slipped out. lol shhhhh.. He pretened he didn't hear it, and we were able to sustain "a no fart zone" between us for well over a full year later. (All bets have been off for a couple of years now)
c)Have I? of course! Would I? Nope, not w/Kevin Could I? I don't think I'd want to, no. The man's determined anyway, why would I want to discourage success!
d)Umm, yes. This may sound a tad prejudice...but...yes, period.
e) YES. And yes I did.
f) I broke up, and kicked a guy out of my apartment at 3:00 AM in the morning. I just couldn't STAND to be with him another minute. Another time, I broke up with a guy, by not breaking a date, as he pulled in to my driveway, he saw me pulling out with another date. I was dumped by my "first" when he told me we weren't working, that he had started seeing someone else who lived next to his fraternity, and SHE was a virgin and intended to stay that way. (I by the way was a virgin up until a couple of months before he dumped me. And had intended to be a virgin until my wedding night as wel) Yes, things changed drastically AFTER him. lol
Fun post Jay! I LOVED Sex and the City! Although Big was it for me too! I loved his stand-offishness, and glimpses of his real self on occasion. although Jarod Smith would have caught my eye 20 years ago.
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a) I don't actually have a drawer: it's all in a plastic bag under the bed
b) yeah, it's natural. What are you going to do.
c) Yes, yes and yes
d) no preference. Either way is fine
e) Who hasn't slept with someone ugly? Who cares what anyone thinks?
f) I had been living with someone for 9 months and he called me from work and broke up with me.
I see a pattern in your taste in men.
a. Nope
b. Sure. Everybody farts. Jason might not do it in front of you, but he does - even when he sleeps.
c. I'm not a faker
d. yes. Women won't admit it, but a huge majority of American women strongly prefer it.
e. I'd never admit it
f. Break ups have always been mutual.
) The goodie drawer: Do you have one?
No..
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: I do, he doesn't..so I try not to.
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you?
Don't see the need now that I'm married..and never have w/ the hubbie, even before. Prevoiusly there was a need if you wanted to "move things along"
d) Circumcision: necessary?
Yea..it's a good thing.
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
I guess so...don't kiss and tell.
f) Bad breakups: Carrie was dumped via a post-it note. What is the worst you have done, or received?
Avoidance, not returning phone calls, nothing that major though.
Aiden all the way. Have never been a huge fan of the show..but I love him. I do like Chris Noth on Law and Order..not as a sex symbol.
a.) We actually don't have a goodie drawer, we have a goodie locked box. This came from the period of time when I had nosy roommates. However, when we were moving I specifically asked A* to make sure he or I was the only one to move the box. I was coming inside when I saw his mother carrying it. I took A* aside and hissed, "What are you doing? You mom has the VIBRATOR box," and looked up to see her standing there staring at us.
b.) Not the end of the world, but I try not to. The one time I had the flu and it slipped out, I don't think I heard the end of it for months.
c.) Never faked it with A*, because he always knows. I tried, once, and he called me on it and made me promise never to lie again. I haven't.
d.) I think that it is neccessary... I would be frightened if I pulled down someone's pants and a giant worm was peeking out at me. But maybe that is just because I've never been exposed to one...??
e.) I've had sex with people whom I later found out were just ugly people, even though their outward appearance may not seem so.
f.) I still feel guilty about this. In the eighth grade, I broke up with my boyfriend at his birthday party. At the skating rink. He cried. He's probably still never forgiven me.
That was fun!! Love Sex in the City and it was great to be reminded of it! Gotta go out and get some of those DVD's.
Dude, I agree with everything you said about the SATC men. Hell, I'd date Aidan or Steve no problem.
a) I do have one but there's not much in there and it doesn't get used as much as I would like
b) I just can't seem to fart in front of anyone, even my best friend. Farts aren't the end of the world. I would be embarrassed for all of 5 minutes. Oh well.
c) Faked it? Yes, to find out if men could tell. They can't.
d) necessary? no
e) no Coyote Ugly on my track record... so far
f) I've been broken up with twice over msn messenger. Are guys too chicken to do it any other way? bleh.
I never watched SATC but from pictures alone I do not understand the attraction to Big. He does NOT do it for me.
a) not really
b) something that just happens
c) yes x 3
d) don't know from experience but would tend to think it doesn't matter
e) not by my standards, but someone might think they are ugly!
f)Over ice cream the guy I had been seeing for about seven months told me..."umm I should probably tell you since she is moving here this month. I got engaged...at Christmas." It was April.
Oooh, I love this one!!
a) Of course I have one It's full of wondrous things that will make Samantha blush.
b) I'm a bit of a prude on this one. It even embarrasses me to burp in front of a bf/lover.
c) I could. I would. Oh, I have.
d) I prefer a circumcised one
e) Ugly sex? I'm ugly so I guess this is a YES.
f) I broke up with someone via text :-(
Been away and missed a lot. I'm totally unqualified to comment on the fuckable guy part of this. It is a given that your MIL will snoop. Good call, Jay. Farting is fine, pissing is fine, taking a crap is not fine. I can't explain it. It is what it is. Faking it? Can a guy do that? Circumcision? I've always liked mine. My vasectomy too. Ugly sex? Hmm, maybe in college when any port in a storm was, well, a port in a storm. Bad Breakups? My first wife got my shrink to accept the idea subliminally. Actually that wasn't a bad thing and it changed my life for the better. Who can complain?
Great post. Although I wasn't an avid fan of SATC, I did watch it occasionally.
You want answers? Honest ones?
a) The goodie drawer: Do you have one?
No, we don't have one
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: end of the world? end of the relationship? the beginning of intimacy?
Well my boyfriend of 7 years says that if I EVER fart in front of him, he'll move out. He thinks it's so utterly disgusting. At least he's not a hypocrit. He doesn't fart either. But when he's not home....I let 'em rip. Of course there is the occasional fart that slips out when he is home, but I have two giant dogs I can blame it on.
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you?
No I haven't and I wouldn't either. I don't get the point of faking it.
d) Circumcision: necessary?
I can't answer this. I'm not a man. I can't say what they should or shouldn't do. It's not my penis.
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
Yes, and well I'm admitting it now. But alcohol was involved, so that's my excuse.
f) Bad breakups: Carrie was dumped via a post-it note. What is the worst you have done, or received?
I think I dumped someone in high school by having one of my friends call them and tell them. Huge cop-out. I'm not proud.
aiden was definitely my favourite as well, (but I missed out on him coming back because I don't have cable.) Note to self: Must take friend up on offer of borrowing dvds.
Have fun this weekend!! Cosmos and SATC make a wicked combo. Even Jason can't pass that one up.
Oh, I'm so glad you didn't like BIg either. I thought I was the only one.
He's just NOT attractive. At all.
a) no. not because i'm english but because the OH, I think anyway, is intimidated by them. Oh well, whatever.
b) end of. i'm quite anal about farting, if you'll pardon the pun. I don't mind peeing in front of him (no, this doesn't refer to question a) but hate it when he does it (i don't tell him though....usually) and as far as #2s.... if the bathroom door is closed I will not answer you except to shout, "GO AWAY!!!"
c) oh please! just to get it over with and go to sleep! "How many times HAVEN'T you faked it?" should be the question!
d) Who cares. Not me anyway. Never seen a non-hoodie anyway. Well, not in real life.
e)Well yes because I'm not shallow. BUT I did sleep with this (ugly) bloke once because someone else who shagged him said his dick was a bit of a funny shape. She was right. It was also in the middle of a room of about 12 sleeping people. *sigh* those were the days....
f) I usually gear it so that they break up with me, because I don't want to feel bad about it. Or if I dump someone they usually know it's coming anyway. I'm quite nice about it. i've got some stories about this subject but it's your blog and i don't want to write even more than you do!
No comment.
a) no
b) true intimacy
c) no no no
d) yep
e) yes yes, I have now.
f) worst: divorced her
received: phone number changed
First, let me say how I appreciate your enjoyment of SATC. However, how could you leave Harry Goldenblatt off your list. Yes, he may have looked like he lived under a bridge and asked riddles to anyone who tried to cross it but he was the sweetest, kindest husband/boyfriend on the show!
a) You know it, sista! A girl (or an Earl) needs toys!
b) Bodily functions (especially those related to the digestive system) signal the end of fantasy and the beginning of reality.
c) Faking it -- sometimes it's necessary because you just want it to be OVER!
d) Circumcision is a SIN! Female circumcision is considered a heinous crime against women's rights but not too many people are concerned with removing a third of a man's sensory glans because GOD thinks it's dirty.
e) Ugly sex is something you keep to yourself. I strongly recommend it: Ugly people try harder to please you -- beautiful people don't because they don't have to!
f) I broke up with someone over email. And by email, I mean a text message.
a. Yes ma'am. I did the same when my mother was in town. Locked it away, she never commented on the empty drawer though. She snoops but is good at hiding it.
b. Took me a long time this go around. I still tend to leave the room or hold them. But I'm much more likely to be free and sometimes disgusting.
c. I have. I will and I can, very well. He'll never know the difference.
d. Yes
e. Yes and yes. I blamed it on vulnerability.
f. I was dating someone for a couple of months and we had dinner plans. He lived 45 minutes away so I agreed to meet him there 1/2 way. When I got there he was waiting outside on the bench. He broke up with me right then and there. I didn't even get dinner...and then he walked me to my car. As I sat in the car a little stunned and a lot angry, I noticed he was walking back towards the restaurant instead of his car. I watched from a distance as he waited, until his date showed up!
You guys are totally cracking me up today!
I mean, first, the farting during sex...I realize it's probably taboo for me to point this out, but it should be taken as a compliment. I mean, you're relaxed. You have to relax your muscles to enjoy yourself. I suppose it actually happens a lot more than we think.
Pheonix - please believe that I know my husband better than you do. He's no hiding anything in the bathroom. I've been in the bathroom.
Anna - Jason has a case of beer and NHL 2006...I think it's safe to say he plans on passing that up.
I am so glad that I'm not the only one who preferred Aiden! My friends always thought I was blasphemous for saying such a thing.
As for the circumcision...Great Dane, I agree that it shouldn't be a woman's decision, but it mostly is. Not the lover , but the mother.
Poor men don't even get to decide for themselves. I kind of think that's horrible.
And I think uncircumsized penises are kind of cute. But I admit, I just love penises in general....and I don't think that hygiene is a huge problem because the men I find sexy are men that wash regularly. A little soap and water, it goes a long way.
a) at both places, except rich keeps stuff under the bed as opposed to in a drawer.
b) we all need to loosen up. it's been done many, many times. [he did it first, right after our first time. aaaah, so romanic.]
c) not with him, but have in the past. it's such a waste of time.
d) no necessary.
e) uh, yeah. uno.
f) ugh.
I also was never a Big fan. But Aidan, yes! And Steve was always my favorite.
a) no but now I'm feeling left out - everyone else seems to have one!
b) not if I can help it
c) yes. yes. yes. hasn't everyone?
d) nope
e) not slept with, but I once made out with a boy my friend had nicknamed "Rat Boy." it was dark and I was drunk and honestly I didn't realize it was him until she walked by and whispered in my ear.
f) hum, nothing unusual to report here.
a - My whole house is a goodie drawer.
b - Fart? I don't do things like that!
c - I have never faked it, famously, I can have an orgasm pretty much no matter what, I'm very determined. And I'd never fake, ever.
d - yes, very necessary
e - every break up for me has been bad
SATC? Is that come kind of HTML code or sumptin? No clue
a. no ... not at all unfortunately
b. Whatever. after 21 years if that's as bad as it gets ... meh
c. no,no,no
d. It's all I've ever known so I say yes.
e. yes, yes ... Hell yes x 2 but I'm no Prince myself so ...
f. I'm boring. Over the phone I guess ... It's been a loooong time.
TG
this was too fun to not respond to!
a) The goodie drawer: I have two. There are too many goodies to fit in one nightstand drawer.
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: The beginning of intimacy! I’m not there yet, but it’s a sign for sure, when you can do it.
c) Faking it: Yes, yes, yes. A man’s ego is a gentle thing in the sack. I’ve been known to stroke a few.
d) Circumcision: Of course!
e) Ugly sex: No and no!
f) Bad breakups: Done- via email. Thankfully, haven’t been dumped. I see exits quicker than others do- you’ll want to follow me during a fire drill.
wasn't that kyle guy sheriff rottingham in "men in tights?"
e+
Well every time I've drunk Absolut, it's not made my penis grow to the size of a one-litre bottle...quite the reverse actually, but I won't go into that.
a) The "goodie" drawer is in the Wife's nightstand and consist mostly of interesting "sleepwear". The Wife isn't into toys.
b) Please, we've been married so long, it's no big deal.
c)I'm a guy, hence, incapbale of faking.
d) I'm not and it don't bother me none.
e) Never had ugly sex.
f)No bad breakups either, sorry.
a) Goodie drawer with a child safety lock and buried under many a shirt.
b)Ugh. I don't care how natural it is, the next time Mr X gasses me out of the room, I'm sitting on his head and letting it rip.
My family is way too interested in this bodily function. I once caught my daughter (I think she was 4 at the time) farting into my laundry bucket because she wanted to 'save that one for daddy'.
The interest in this one has gone so far as to cause one friend spend company time researching whether fish fart or not so that I could tell Girl X that yes, they do.
c)Have in the past. Don't bother too now.
d0 Nope.
e) My ex husband. *shudder*
f) Worst done to me? He brought his little brother over to my house and then sat in the car while his brother told me he didn't want to see me anymore.
a) No. I live in a residence and I could only bring what I could carry on the bus. Nothing that buzzed.
b) It happens. Especially when you have dysentery.
c) What's the point? And I'm a horrible liar anyway.
d) Nah. A dick's a dick.
e) Yep. And it was awesome.
f) I've pretty much escaped unscathed. My sis, however, was dumped by her boyfriend of 4 1/2 years (and he'd lived at our house for 2 of those years) over the phone.
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Sigh.
"Aiden! Who didn't love Aiden? Well, except for Carrie, who clearly is not only blind but retarded aswell." Damn straight.
A. At first I thought you were talking about candy. I have a goodie box with 7 vibrators in it. I stand them up on the dresser when I'm mad at Hoop.
B. Hoop and I burp, fart, pee, and preenin front of each other. Well... I TRY to fart but I'm ungifted with that talent.
C. I have. I will on the rarest of occassions.
D. YES
E. Oh yeah. They stay in the closet with all the rest of the skeletons.
F. Worst breakup I got was in a note that was attached to a CD of all the voicemails I'd ever left that person. It was creeeepy.
a) You may have seen me tlaking about the goodie trunk, LOL! And that unnerving time when I heard the kids talking about "breaking Moody out of the trunk." Yoikes!!!
Before that we did have to hide stuff when MIL came because she's NOSY!!! I think dh locked it all in the safe.
b) uh yeah we do all that - kind of a constant contest type of thing
d) no
A. Nope
B. Sure
C. Haven't
D. Can't really say
E. No and well, no.
F. Ive had numerous fights with my boyfriend like the now infamous "bag" incident, but that's a blog in itself.
I realize I'm coming off as a rather evasive farting bore. I'm sorry.
Now SEE. This is why I love coming here...
a) I have a goodie shoebox because my drawers are too small that are part of the nightstand.
b) no. it makes for good laughter.
c) yes, yes and yes.
d) I dunno, I'm hindu
e) HELL NO. I only go for the good looking ones 
f) hrmmm. Email.
We keep our "goodies" locked up...teenage daughter and all. I remember that I looked through my parents crap when I was kid. We also have standing agreements with good friends to rush into the others' home to destroy said box if we were to meet an untimely demise so our parents won't find it. Silly? Hell yes!
I dont have a goodie drawer
My David wont fart in front of me
I never faked it
yes i slept with ugly men
and my worst was all of them
I love this show, every time its on i watch it, while everyone was watching american Idol, I was watching repeats of sex and the city, David dosent understand how i watch it over and over but i do, I love it and I was the same age as Carrie , sniff, i miss it!
a0) The goodie drawer: Do you have one? Well, not a drawer but there is a boot box under the bed packed full
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: Not by choice but shit happens
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you? Have in the past but no more
d) Circumcision: necessary?
Nope, it's not like he had a choice when the decision was made
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
Yes and Yes. As much as I like eyecandy, it's the inner beauty that really counts
f) Bad breakups: I lived with a guy for 2 years, never a fight or problem and came home one day to find a "Dear Junebugg" note. No reason, he was a cowboy and was just following the rodeo so he said.
Harry is my favorite SATC man. No contest.
That said I have had a thing for Steve from the first time he and Miranda meet. She insults him and he says "You're a real pisser." And he falls for her anyway.
a) yes.
b) end of romance
c) no. considering it. not sure.
d) no
e) yes. yes.
f) The flip side of funqi's
Right after ordering dinner he dumped me. And then sat there across from a sobbing me waiting for his food. It was an eternity.
a) No. No goodies. Which is greatly regret.
b) oh yes. My husband and daughter delight in farting at will. Often.
c) No. Maybe. Yes.
d) No
e) No but would.
f) Humiliated to remember it - once dumped a boyfriend over a MacDonalds coffee! (I was only 15)
LOVED Aiden - even more than in Northern Exposure. (Also gorrrrrgeous in My Big Fat Greek Wedding).
LOVE him.
Never watched SATC. Haven't a clue who any of those people are and don't care to.
a) No, our equipment works fine without accessories
b) It happens
c) Never, I'm not into lying
d) Nope
e) Couldn't even kiss an ugly person
f) One guy said he'd call Wednesday and disappeared off the face of the earth but he had found out I was jailbait and he was 25 so who can blame him. I dumped a guy at a party when he was totally trashed and passed out. He woke up with his ring back. His friends hounded me forever about that.
a) Oh yes, it's filled with all kinds of junk.
Panies, papers, condoms, you name it, it's in there.
b) No, but it's still emabarrassing as hell. And since my other half does it non-stop, I wouldn't want another one to do it in front of me.
c) Yes, I still do.
d) No, But I like it better when they're not.
e)Yes, and no, not really.
f) I haven't ever been dumped badly, but my sister and I sound exactly the same on the phone, and I used to break up with all her boyfriends for her.
I LOVE Sex and the City.
I loved Aiden so much! I've even designated "Aiden" as the name of the the child I am never going to have, boy or girl. And I love sweet Steve, too. So goofy, but such a great guy.
Now,
a) I only have two things in there.
b) All the time. Hubby is an expert farter. Although he has never done the Dutch Oven trick, for that I'm thankful.
c) Yes, with an ex. It was a mercy fuck and I just wanted him to go away.
d) Yes. (TMI) I get UTIs very easily - less bacteria that way.
e) They weren't ugly, per se, but maybe not as attractive as I would have liked.
f) An ex just up and left town. No call, no letter, no nothin. He's since apologized - we're now friends.
John Corbett is the shit. Plain and simple. Goodie drawer? Yeah. and come to think of it, the sides are a clearish plastic. Hmm - perhaps it's time to relocate things...
a) Absolutely!
b) End of the world
c) NO. NO. NO.
d) Not necessary, but nice
e) YES. Wasn't all that fun.
f) Walked in on him doing another guy in our bed. That was enough of a break up for me.
I loved Aiden too. Big was not my choice either, and I am sure he was going to cheat if the show really happend. Sure miss new episodes.
I 100% agree with you about the Aiden thing...one of the few good looking guys to ever grace the show.
Aiden was always my favourite. I almost cried when he and Carrie didn't work out.
a) I have a goody bag.
b) Never done it, but it's an important part of intimacy I say.
c) Nope, Nope, Nope. It's digging yourself into a hole.
d) Not necessary, but preferable.
e) Nope, but I don't think I'd have a problem admitting it. If they were good enough to fuck, they're good enough to talk about.
f) I was dumped the day after my prom over the phone. That sucked.
Oh, Gawd, the Absolut Hunk makes my girly parts all go fluttering. So does Aiden, but for different reasons. I loved him since that Alaska show (can't remember the name of it). No, I don't have a special drawer; but I am appalled that your MIL would look into your bedside drawers. whatever was she thinking??!!
Or what about that perfect guy Carrie dated in that Freak episode? He was so non-Freak, Carrie had to search through his closet to find a hidden skelton that just didnt exist... I think if given the chance, he could give Aiden a run for his money, no? And though you may hate me in the morning, I was pulling for Carrie and Big the whole time...he was the only one that could kiss her three heads and make it all better...
a. Please, I think we all have one. Although, mine’s more of a trunk/bench. The crop just didn’t fit in the drawer…
b. When you fart in front of someone you like, well, it’s not exactly the end of the world, but the four horsemen of the apocalypse do make a short visit… I don’t even know how you got Jason to pee in front of you. I just think things like that should be kept behind closed doors…man, I don’t even know what I’m gonna do once I’m married…
c. I have…and the sad thing was, it wasn’t even hard to do…
d. I think so. I have a friend that’s uncircumcised and he’s told me that girls have made him wash it all over before even getting in bed…to me, that seems like it would be a turn-off, you know? So maybe being cut is better…
e. Yes! The good thing? Ugly people are willing to do anything sexual, cuz they’re so happy being asked to have sex with. The bad thing? You cant tell anyone, so they all think you’re just a loser who can get laid. But I think being a loser who cant get laid, is so much better than admitting an ugly chick gives good head, right?
f. I once got asked out via Post-It. And it was by a girl named Corrie. Co-ink-a-dink? I think not…as for the worst break-up thing? I think the worst I’ve ever done was just ignore phone calls and pray that they get the message…that’s bad, huh?
a) The goodie drawer: Do you have one?
We havent used any in awhile. Cool whip was my fav. hahaha
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: end of the world? end of the relationship? the beginning of intimacy?
Me and CHris would have been broken up long ago if I followed the end of relationship theory. I can't stand people that do it on PURPOSE...ewwwww...
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you?
NO I deserve some pleasure dammit! It makes them work harder when you don't....hahahah
d) Circumcision: necessary?
I have no idea. The nurse at the hospital told me it was more of an american culture thing. I told her to pluck away at Ty.
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
NO. I couldn't. I have to be attracted to em.
f) Bad breakups: Carrie was dumped via a post-it note. What is the worst you have done, or received?
In a letter.
a) Of course we do!! I love reching in and seeing what I come out with!
b) It signals that you are totally comfortable with one another!!
c) Actually yes, once... wouldn't do that again
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d) Don't know, I am, don't know how it is being any other way.
e) I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman... I have however, woke up with one or two.
f) No real horro story here, had one or two that wouldn't accept it was over, and a couple I had trouble accepting... all got ugly before it was done.
Interesting questions these!
Mr Big all the way. Stinky unshaven real life version as well.
Then again, Aiden is a West Virginia boy...
I actually heard of someone dumped with a note left of her windshield.
During one episode of SATC, I literally got up and put my hand on the TV to touch Aiden's face. OMG...I was completely, totally, utterly in love with him. (somehow John Corbett's involvement in RL with Bo Derek has just ruined the fantasy for me).
I did love Big, though, but not with the same intensity and longing. And Jason Lewis...immensely fuckable.
Circumcision: Not necessary, and I didn't circ my son. I couldn't for one moment imagine putting my newborn infant through such torture for cosmetic reasons. Hell, why not just do a nose job at birth while you're at it?
a) The goodie drawer: Do you have one?
We have a goodie nightstand. When the mother-in-law came to visit, I cleaned it out, put everything "questionable" into a locked safe in another room. On her second night's stay, she asked me why we had an empty nightstand by the bed. I tried my best not to blush. I mean, my fears were founded - she did look.
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: end of the world? end of the relationship? the beginning of intimacy?
If you've been here before, then you know that Jason doesn't fart. Damn him. I'm actually pretty unembarrassed by bodily functions. I accepted his proposal only on the condition that he could learn to pee in front of me (he did). I just can't stand the thought of a permanently closed door. That being said, I do remember the first time I farted in front of Jason. Everything went quiet for a moment, and then I laughed uncontrollably.
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you?
d) Circumcision: necessary?
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
f) Bad breakups: Carrie was dumped via a post-it note. What is the worst you have done, or received?
Scratch that! I didn't get a chance to put in MY responses!
a) The goodie drawer: Do you have one?
Not technically. And by not technically, I mean, I don't have a drawer whose sole purpose is to house my vibrator. Singular.
b) Farting in front of the boyfriend/girlfriend: end of the world? end of the relationship? the beginning of intimacy?
As in your household, Mr. Nugget does not far. However, I, on the other hand, can fart on command. I've always got one in the chamber.
c) Faking it: have you? would you? could you?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
d) Circumcision: necessary?
Six years ago, I'd say YES. However, I am a "convert." What's more important than the snippety-snip is scrupulous hygeine.
e) Ugly sex: have you ever slept with an ugly man or woman? Did you admit it to anyone?
My WASband wasn't GQ. Hell he wasn't even "guy next door cute."
f) Bad breakups: Carrie was dumped via a post-it note. What is the worst you have done, or received?
Two come to mind:
1. I was dating a guy and it got stale and he didn't seem to care. I packed up all of his stuff (I lived with my folks, and somehow I amassed a collection of his clothes and a TV), packed it in Hefty bags and called him to come by and pick his stuff up off my stoop.
2. A quick little IM on yahoo to my (now husband) saying I didn't think I'd be able to get past the age thing and the culture thing. September we'll be married five years.
Wow, that first picture is an awsome one! He looks... grand.
a) I don't have a Goodie Drawer per se, I hide my toys in my top dresser drawer amongst my socks and panties.
b) I don't do it on purpose but yeah we fart in front of each other. What gets Hubby is why I think farts are so funny (he doesn't).
c) Never. If he couldn't make me cum then he'd just have to try again. I consider it a learning experience.
d) I don't think it's necessary but preferable, especially if he's lazy in the personal hygiene dept.
e) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if said beholder is blind stinking drunk.
f) I once broke up with a boyfriend by avoiding him. He eventually got the message. Yes, I eventually grew up and formed a spine.
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